Son of Rudolph
@sonofraucous.bsky.social
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Sorry. No can do.
If I ever stop laughing at farts then I think I’m probably done for.
If I ever stop laughing at farts then I think I’m probably done for.
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sorry. No can do.
If I ever stop laughing at farts then I think I’m probably done for.
If I ever stop laughing at farts then I think I’m probably done for.
Dialling down the silly a notch for today.
From the geek in me, to the geek in you. X
From the geek in me, to the geek in you. X
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Dialling down the silly a notch for today.
From the geek in me, to the geek in you. X
From the geek in me, to the geek in you. X
I fixed this for my colleague. She loves me.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I fixed this for my colleague. She loves me.
Following the discovery of Carbon Nanotubes, (abbreviated to NT), Chinese scientists set about seeing if they could be made from other materials.
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Following the discovery of Carbon Nanotubes, (abbreviated to NT), Chinese scientists set about seeing if they could be made from other materials.
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
Wasn't someone going on about Lord of the Rings covers bands?
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Wasn't someone going on about Lord of the Rings covers bands?
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
Oh Pissedmas tree, oh Pissedmas tree…
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oh Pissedmas tree, oh Pissedmas tree…
I guess I’m old and this means something different to me, but amphetamines for Christmas?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I guess I’m old and this means something different to me, but amphetamines for Christmas?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
Hey you. 😘
There's also this one as an alternate.
There's also this one as an alternate.
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Hey you. 😘
There's also this one as an alternate.
There's also this one as an alternate.
The music in my head still doesn't match, but whatever. I'm back.
Now where were we?
Now where were we?
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The music in my head still doesn't match, but whatever. I'm back.
Now where were we?
Now where were we?
We have cake. 😋
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
We have cake. 😋
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
Now I just need to keep it hidden until tonight.
#BobbkeHatClub submission.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
#BobbkeHatClub submission.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
It’s dark. I’m wait in in the car for micro Raucous.
Scalp massage?
With one of these?!?
*shakes leg like a dog.
🤪
With one of these?!?
*shakes leg like a dog.
🤪
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Scalp massage?
With one of these?!?
*shakes leg like a dog.
🤪
With one of these?!?
*shakes leg like a dog.
🤪
I saw the sign…
That’s Friday sorted.
That’s Friday sorted.
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I saw the sign…
That’s Friday sorted.
That’s Friday sorted.
I’m going to need to get a few more beers in…
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’m going to need to get a few more beers in…
Oooooo. That’s a long one!
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Oooooo. That’s a long one!
Wednesday.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Wednesday.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
We’ve all been there eh lads?
Morning Mudafunsters.
DMR: Just act normal. Don’t fuck about.
Me:
Me:
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
DMR: Just act normal. Don’t fuck about.
Me:
Me:
Can you see anything whilst you're up there?!?
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Can you see anything whilst you're up there?!?
No. but this.
Shit-teroids... 🤣
💩🌠
Shit-teroids... 🤣
💩🌠
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
No. but this.
Shit-teroids... 🤣
💩🌠
Shit-teroids... 🤣
💩🌠
Today, there are no circles in image one and no square in image two, yet there they are...
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Today, there are no circles in image one and no square in image two, yet there they are...