Son of Rudolph
@sonofraucous.bsky.social
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
“There will be a visible police presence at collection time.
This is out of an abundance of caution and is to provide reassurance to parents and children a like”
JFC what a way to end the school year.
This is out of an abundance of caution and is to provide reassurance to parents and children a like”
JFC what a way to end the school year.
Mico-Raucs school is on lockdown following a malicious phone message.
Honestly. What the fuck is wrong with some people?
Honestly. What the fuck is wrong with some people?
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“There will be a visible police presence at collection time.
This is out of an abundance of caution and is to provide reassurance to parents and children a like”
JFC what a way to end the school year.
This is out of an abundance of caution and is to provide reassurance to parents and children a like”
JFC what a way to end the school year.
Sorry. No can do.
If I ever stop laughing at farts then I think I’m probably done for.
If I ever stop laughing at farts then I think I’m probably done for.
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sorry. No can do.
If I ever stop laughing at farts then I think I’m probably done for.
If I ever stop laughing at farts then I think I’m probably done for.
Mico-Raucs school is on lockdown following a malicious phone message.
Honestly. What the fuck is wrong with some people?
Honestly. What the fuck is wrong with some people?
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Mico-Raucs school is on lockdown following a malicious phone message.
Honestly. What the fuck is wrong with some people?
Honestly. What the fuck is wrong with some people?
Dialling down the silly a notch for today.
From the geek in me, to the geek in you. X
From the geek in me, to the geek in you. X
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Dialling down the silly a notch for today.
From the geek in me, to the geek in you. X
From the geek in me, to the geek in you. X
Watching Stranger Things from the beginning.
Ready to binge S5 in one hit.
Ready to binge S5 in one hit.
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Watching Stranger Things from the beginning.
Ready to binge S5 in one hit.
Ready to binge S5 in one hit.
Just found that Christmas photo where I stuck my knob in an elf hat.
December 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just found that Christmas photo where I stuck my knob in an elf hat.
I didn't open a beer. I'm not sure who I am anymore.
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I didn't open a beer. I'm not sure who I am anymore.
Someone has blocked me twice, so I can only assume they unblocked me to block me again.
People are odd aren't they?
People are odd aren't they?
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Someone has blocked me twice, so I can only assume they unblocked me to block me again.
People are odd aren't they?
People are odd aren't they?
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And just like that, I’m banned from Marks & Spencer’s.
November 17, 2023 at 8:59 PM
And just like that, I’m banned from Marks & Spencer’s.
Lads of a certain age, what was your grumble mag of choice when you were growing up?
Forgot Club.
My best mate was into Razzle. “They’re more real. You could meet them in the pub”
I was more Mayfair “Nope. If we’re going fantasy, I’m going high end, out of my league stuff”
My best mate was into Razzle. “They’re more real. You could meet them in the pub”
I was more Mayfair “Nope. If we’re going fantasy, I’m going high end, out of my league stuff”
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Lads of a certain age, what was your grumble mag of choice when you were growing up?
I fixed this for my colleague. She loves me.
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I fixed this for my colleague. She loves me.
Following the discovery of Carbon Nanotubes, (abbreviated to NT), Chinese scientists set about seeing if they could be made from other materials.
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
December 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Following the discovery of Carbon Nanotubes, (abbreviated to NT), Chinese scientists set about seeing if they could be made from other materials.
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
They found that they could also be made of copper.
To differentiate these they decided to preface the NT with the chemical symbol for copper. Cu...
Christmas.
One girls fib about a one night stand that got WAAAAYYY out of hand.
One girls fib about a one night stand that got WAAAAYYY out of hand.
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Christmas.
One girls fib about a one night stand that got WAAAAYYY out of hand.
One girls fib about a one night stand that got WAAAAYYY out of hand.
What’s the difference between sprouts and bogeys?
@magnumificent.bsky.social will eat bogeys.
@magnumificent.bsky.social will eat bogeys.
December 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
What’s the difference between sprouts and bogeys?
@magnumificent.bsky.social will eat bogeys.
@magnumificent.bsky.social will eat bogeys.
Wasn't someone going on about Lord of the Rings covers bands?
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Wasn't someone going on about Lord of the Rings covers bands?
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
The Orcs have surprising taste in Christmas music it seems.
Back 1 day, already been blocked by someone.
Still go it.
Morning Mudafunsters. X
Still go it.
Morning Mudafunsters. X
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Back 1 day, already been blocked by someone.
Still go it.
Morning Mudafunsters. X
Still go it.
Morning Mudafunsters. X
Oh Pissedmas tree, oh Pissedmas tree…
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oh Pissedmas tree, oh Pissedmas tree…
I am in Warrington.
No this is not a test.
I’m not happy about this.
No this is not a test.
I’m not happy about this.
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I am in Warrington.
No this is not a test.
I’m not happy about this.
No this is not a test.
I’m not happy about this.
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Quick nativity, you're welcome
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Quick nativity, you're welcome
I would like to sate for absolute clarity, that although I am a Russ in Cheshire, I am not THAT Russ in Cheshire.
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I would like to sate for absolute clarity, that although I am a Russ in Cheshire, I am not THAT Russ in Cheshire.
I fucking hate tinsel.
It’s like someone made string shitter.
It’s like someone made string shitter.
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I fucking hate tinsel.
It’s like someone made string shitter.
It’s like someone made string shitter.
I guess I’m old and this means something different to me, but amphetamines for Christmas?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I guess I’m old and this means something different to me, but amphetamines for Christmas?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
Why didn’t I think of that before?!?
Because it's Christmas!
"We're sorry about all of that nailed to a cross business"
"If I eat a sprout, you gotta to eat a sprout, you gotta suffer too!"
"We're sorry about all of that nailed to a cross business"
"If I eat a sprout, you gotta to eat a sprout, you gotta suffer too!"
Reuben - Christmas Is Awesome
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December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Because it's Christmas!
"We're sorry about all of that nailed to a cross business"
"If I eat a sprout, you gotta to eat a sprout, you gotta suffer too!"
"We're sorry about all of that nailed to a cross business"
"If I eat a sprout, you gotta to eat a sprout, you gotta suffer too!"