Sol Marburg
@solseescars.bsky.social
Car Nerd, Chicagoan, Aspiring Homosexual 🏳️🌈, choosing to spend my mid twenties in my late fifties.
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When it comes to chores/housework I am literally never more productive than when there’s some other task I’m trying to avoid
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
When it comes to chores/housework I am literally never more productive than when there’s some other task I’m trying to avoid
I hate gay Halloween like what do you mean you’re a self-referential social media post costume?
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I hate gay Halloween like what do you mean you’re a self-referential social media post costume?
I’ve never seen The Office but listening to all my coworkers one by one say “Ooooh, Qdoba!” when they see the Qdoba catered lunch in the break room when it’s literally the only type of food my company ever caters in feels like a scene from The Office.
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ve never seen The Office but listening to all my coworkers one by one say “Ooooh, Qdoba!” when they see the Qdoba catered lunch in the break room when it’s literally the only type of food my company ever caters in feels like a scene from The Office.
Heard outside a coffee shop: “I wanna be in a relationship too, because…I dunno, it’s just the time of year”
October 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Heard outside a coffee shop: “I wanna be in a relationship too, because…I dunno, it’s just the time of year”
A performance art piece but it’s just me getting increasingly more exasperated with those around me.
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A performance art piece but it’s just me getting increasingly more exasperated with those around me.
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August 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Matcha LaBubu is my drag name
August 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Matcha LaBubu is my drag name
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happy pride month x
June 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
happy pride month x
I’m not sure why I ever get my hopes up for humanity when such a large part of my job is simply explaining to clients that they cannot reply to our automated emails which are literally sent from the email address “[email protected]”
May 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m not sure why I ever get my hopes up for humanity when such a large part of my job is simply explaining to clients that they cannot reply to our automated emails which are literally sent from the email address “[email protected]”
The paparazzi hounding me following my latest scandal (stopped at Dunkin’ after telling myself I was gonna watch my spending)
May 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The paparazzi hounding me following my latest scandal (stopped at Dunkin’ after telling myself I was gonna watch my spending)
@sorenspicknall.bsky.social great to meet you and poke around your one-of-a-kind specialized art transport unit!
This morning I went to a Cars & Coffee event hosted by the local chapter of the Mercedes-Benz Club of America, in order to see how they'd react to the hearse. By complete chance I ended up parked next to longtime mutual @solseescars.bsky.social, and we finally got to say hi to each other in person.
May 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@sorenspicknall.bsky.social great to meet you and poke around your one-of-a-kind specialized art transport unit!
Technically this means the new Popemobile falls under the jurisdiction of the CTA sorry I don’t make the rules.
May 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Technically this means the new Popemobile falls under the jurisdiction of the CTA sorry I don’t make the rules.
I met a celebrity (and delightful human to boot)
April 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I met a celebrity (and delightful human to boot)
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He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
April 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
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My entire Bluesky feed in a nutshell
March 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My entire Bluesky feed in a nutshell
The category for the NYT Strands puzzle a few days ago was “Pie Fillings” and I can’t decide if the creator made an oopsie or if they knew exactly what they were doing.
March 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The category for the NYT Strands puzzle a few days ago was “Pie Fillings” and I can’t decide if the creator made an oopsie or if they knew exactly what they were doing.
Spilled balsamic vinaigrette on my crotch during lunch so I got to go into my last meeting smelling like an Olive Garden and looking like I just pissed myself 🙃
March 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Spilled balsamic vinaigrette on my crotch during lunch so I got to go into my last meeting smelling like an Olive Garden and looking like I just pissed myself 🙃
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People of Chicago: you do not get some kind of magical driving bonus brownie points for driving extra slow past a speed camera. The city won’t mail you a gift card for slamming on the brakes to get down to 19 in a 35.
I, on the other hand, may throw a potato at you if you do this in front of me.
I, on the other hand, may throw a potato at you if you do this in front of me.
February 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
People of Chicago: you do not get some kind of magical driving bonus brownie points for driving extra slow past a speed camera. The city won’t mail you a gift card for slamming on the brakes to get down to 19 in a 35.
I, on the other hand, may throw a potato at you if you do this in front of me.
I, on the other hand, may throw a potato at you if you do this in front of me.
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This is what America First has always meant
February 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is what America First has always meant
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If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.
February 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.
People of Chicago: you do not get some kind of magical driving bonus brownie points for driving extra slow past a speed camera. The city won’t mail you a gift card for slamming on the brakes to get down to 19 in a 35.
I, on the other hand, may throw a potato at you if you do this in front of me.
I, on the other hand, may throw a potato at you if you do this in front of me.
February 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
People of Chicago: you do not get some kind of magical driving bonus brownie points for driving extra slow past a speed camera. The city won’t mail you a gift card for slamming on the brakes to get down to 19 in a 35.
I, on the other hand, may throw a potato at you if you do this in front of me.
I, on the other hand, may throw a potato at you if you do this in front of me.
Newly confident in my job being secure from AI after my Amazon Echo overheard me answering a work phone call, thought I was talking to Alexa (“Hi Alex!”) and then proceeded to attempt to answer every question I asked with some version of “Sorry, I’m not sure about that” before I unplugged her.
February 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Newly confident in my job being secure from AI after my Amazon Echo overheard me answering a work phone call, thought I was talking to Alexa (“Hi Alex!”) and then proceeded to attempt to answer every question I asked with some version of “Sorry, I’m not sure about that” before I unplugged her.