Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.
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Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.
@snarkofthebeast.bsky.social
I'm uninteresting. You won't like me.
Pinned
Normalize loving shit and not being able to - or even caring to - explain why.
Confirmed. Put this old donkey out to pasture.
He thinks 5G is about cameras. Donald Trump is an idiot.
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is better than Yule Log!
When #AEWDynamite on 34th Street goes off the air we bring you a Holiday Tradition like no other

Holidays with The Hangman: Christmas Eve on the AEW on TV YouTube Channel 🔥
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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“This post uses an AI-generated fake image and a false ‘leak’ claim to demonstrate how easily convincing misinformation can be created and spread. It serves as a warning about the risks of unregulated AI and the speed at which fabricated visuals can distort public understanding.”
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sad, but apparently true.
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Where are the god damn Epstein files???
December 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is such bold-faced corruption. And for the stupidest of all reasons. 🤦‍♂️

MAGA, you have no values. There is no reason for anyone to respect you.

www.newsweek.com/fifa-bribery...
FIFA bribery charges dropped after Trump given peace prize under scrutiny
Social media users noted that the move to drop charges came shortly after President Donald Trump received a FIFA peace award.
www.newsweek.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I suspect these people aren't stupid. But they know the people they're working for are, and so they've resolved to just keep collecting a paycheck under the auspices of "we're working on it".
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This stupid little pussy has always wanted to be a mafia boss (takes the Don part of his name a little too seriously). There was no other way it would happen if he didn't become president.
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Liberal state "We believe in climate change."

Donald Trump "You have upset me by saying that because I don't and I want my cronies to upset the environment in any way that makes them money."

Liberal state "Ok, a nature related disaster has now befallen us. Can we have federal funds?"

Trump...
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying no .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying no .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ellison "We're dedicated to providing TRUE unbiased news."

*admits he ran to Trump to smooth his ruffled feathers over what loose cannon MTG said about him on one of his networks*

uk.news.yahoo.com/paramount-ch...
Paramount chief does damage control over ‘60 Minutes’ MTG interview that incurred Trump’s wrath
While the Ellisons have looked to temper the president’s rage over the Marjorie Taylor Greene sitdown, they’ve also assured Donald Trump that they’d make sweeping changes at CNN if Paramount buys Warn...
uk.news.yahoo.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And what would Skydance, having Warners/Discovery/HBO/Paramount/CBS, represent, huh? 🤷‍♂️

deadline.com/2025/12/bob-...
Bob Iger Weighs In With Concerns Over Netflix “Pricing Leverage Over The Consumer” If Streamer Acquires Warner Bros’ Streaming & Studio Assets
Disney CEO Bob Iger strategically stepped in with some opinions of his own about Netflix and Paramount's battle to acquire Warner Bros.
deadline.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Tarantino is on a banger of a week.🤦‍♂️

Bro, weren't you anti-cop after George Floyd? How is this different? 🤷‍♂️

www.ibtimes.co.uk/daniella-pic...
Daniella Pick Says Quentin Tarantino Will 'Die as a Zionist' as Couple Commit to Life in Tel Aviv
Daniella Pick opens up about life with husband Quentin Tarantino in Tel Aviv, revealing his fearless stance during the war, their family harmony, and her return to the red carpet for The Perfect Gambl...
www.ibtimes.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Stagnating wages, ever-increasing inflation, AI eliminating jobs and taking over entertainment (as well as gobbling up power and contributing to global warming), oligarchs increasing their wealth by leaps and bounds, media consolidation out of control, businesses going under because of tariffs...
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Way back in 2007, as a local Chicago comedian, I opened for Zach Galafianakis at the Vic Theatre. Eighteen years later, I found myself back on that stage to film this special: Night Thoughts. It comes out next Friday, December 19th, on Hulu. Can’t wait to share it with you. #Hularious
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The bestseller list now has this Hey!(EW) mug and shirt with every guest name we’re legally allowed to print.

Had I known, I would have ended the show more often.
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Bears repeating
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's like they're not even listening.

Of course, we voted for that stupid white collar CEO crook to run things a second time, so they're just doing what we empowered them to do.
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This Bailey/Fletcher match is some of the best wrestling I've ever seen. #AEWDynamite #WinterIsComing
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I am "I can't go out tonight. I have to put together a bookshelf." years old.
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by Charles Ulysses Farleigh III, Esq.
This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I remember when conservatives used to bitch about the mere prospect of this. Now it's happening and they don't seem to care. So can we assume they don't mean ANYTHING they say, and just begin disregarding what they say? 🤷‍♂️
Requiring foreign visitors to hand over 5 years of social media isn’t “security,” it’s unchecked government control.

All-seeing surveillance systems don’t make us safer. They are in direct opposition to our civil liberties.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Foreign tourists could be required to disclose 5 years of social media histories under Trump administration plan
The Customs and Border Protection proposal would apply even to countries that don't require visas to enter.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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“I’ll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex — because if Trump really created 60K jobs and $100B in PA, the actual Pennsylvania economy would’ve noticed by now. This is propaganda, not data.”
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM