_Snark_Attack
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she/her #BadAssWomanAlert #UglyDog
“If Betsy DeVos can be Sec. of Education I can do whatever the fuck it is you do here.” -my cover letter in perpetuity
“If Betsy DeVos can be Sec. of Education I can do whatever the fuck it is you do here.” -my cover letter in perpetuity
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
#BadAssWomanAlert she said i literally cannot deal with this
Must-read reporting by @sylviaruthg.bsky.social: "He returned to find the woman sitting on the ground, with legs askew and labored breathing, waiting for the ambulance. Stewart hands her a citation, and she balls it up and tosses it aside as the ambulance arrives to take her to the hospital."
Pregnant Kentucky woman cited for street camping while in labor
She told a police officer she was in labor. The Louisville Metro Police Department lieutenant cited her for unlawful camping as the ambulance arrived. She had a baby later that day.
www.lpm.org
December 20, 2024 at 12:51 AM
#BadAssWomanAlert she said i literally cannot deal with this
my dream
the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.
December 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
my dream
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she fucked him up #BadAssWomanAlert
December 11, 2024 at 4:55 PM
she fucked him up #BadAssWomanAlert
ya girl was betrayed by carrots/french onion dip AND/OR fancy rice crackers from a gift basket from work. any typemof food betrayal cuts so deep
December 8, 2024 at 5:48 AM
ya girl was betrayed by carrots/french onion dip AND/OR fancy rice crackers from a gift basket from work. any typemof food betrayal cuts so deep
Seabird - Alessi Brothers | Cover by Ovidius Pine
YouTube video by Ovidius Pine
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 10:17 PM
the holiday coca cola ad this year is by far the most annoying commercial ive seen in…years…
December 6, 2024 at 4:21 AM
the holiday coca cola ad this year is by far the most annoying commercial ive seen in…years…
currently reading
We Used To Live Here
and
The Midnight Feast
and my sleeping habits are about to be fucked even more. is my smut rut over? STAY TUNED TO
FIND OUT
but also 1847463/10 recco both books
We Used To Live Here
and
The Midnight Feast
and my sleeping habits are about to be fucked even more. is my smut rut over? STAY TUNED TO
FIND OUT
but also 1847463/10 recco both books
December 2, 2024 at 4:57 AM
currently reading
We Used To Live Here
and
The Midnight Feast
and my sleeping habits are about to be fucked even more. is my smut rut over? STAY TUNED TO
FIND OUT
but also 1847463/10 recco both books
We Used To Live Here
and
The Midnight Feast
and my sleeping habits are about to be fucked even more. is my smut rut over? STAY TUNED TO
FIND OUT
but also 1847463/10 recco both books
ted sends his cmas decorating update:
November 30, 2024 at 12:32 AM
ted sends his cmas decorating update:
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 4:07 AM
November 29, 2024 at 2:50 AM
November 29, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
annual tgivs tradish
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 AM
annual tgivs tradish
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"Til all skeet skeet, motherfucker. Til all skeet skeet, goddamn." - Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz
November 24, 2024 at 2:49 PM
"Til all skeet skeet, motherfucker. Til all skeet skeet, goddamn." - Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz
one is perfection, the other is just an empty brain
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
one is perfection, the other is just an empty brain
is threads worth it?
November 24, 2024 at 5:55 AM
is threads worth it?
cosign
I got to eat pierogi today and I’m so happy! But honestly I have yet to encounter food stuffed in dough or pastry that I didn’t like 🤣. Empanadas, dumplings, spanakopita, gyoza, samosas, bao, ravioli. Baby, I’m gonna eat them all.
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 AM
cosign
i had lunch w/ president of my alma mater on campus today and when we were leaving, a frat was doing a fundraiser where you pay $ to guess how many jelly beans & they asked dr allen if she wanted to guess and then they turned to me and said “maam would you like to guess?”
i was *humbled* yall
i was *humbled* yall
a woman is making a funny face and saying i 'm old !
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and saying i 'm old !
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 1:39 AM
i had lunch w/ president of my alma mater on campus today and when we were leaving, a frat was doing a fundraiser where you pay $ to guess how many jelly beans & they asked dr allen if she wanted to guess and then they turned to me and said “maam would you like to guess?”
i was *humbled* yall
i was *humbled* yall
5mos into my new gig and leaving the old one was absolutely the right call.
- no more sunday scaries
- i havent needed to listen to a true crime podcast in months
- i say ‘hello!’ in the mornings now
- no more sunday scaries
- i havent needed to listen to a true crime podcast in months
- i say ‘hello!’ in the mornings now
this week i am having a come-to-jesus with my exec dir about my dept head and while i know im doing the right thing i am extremely nervous. he is a bad boss. he should not be in a leadership position. and all i can wish is that my mom were here for me to talk through all of it.
November 20, 2024 at 2:32 AM
5mos into my new gig and leaving the old one was absolutely the right call.
- no more sunday scaries
- i havent needed to listen to a true crime podcast in months
- i say ‘hello!’ in the mornings now
- no more sunday scaries
- i havent needed to listen to a true crime podcast in months
- i say ‘hello!’ in the mornings now
“It is good to remind ourselves that we are already surrounded by lifelines — even ones thrown centuries ago — that can help us process pain and joy in a space that is ours and ours alone.“ I finally wrote about Station Eleven.
If You're Feeling Despair, The Best Possible Antidote Is Streaming On Max - SlashFilm
If you find yourself needing to feel hope and joy again, the post-apocalyptic series Station Eleven on Max can help cure your despair.
www.slashfilm.com
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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Couldn't be gladder that pod Save America never landed on my roster of podcasts to listen to. I'm sorry but those dudes are useless. Why is it that the entire Democratic podcast pundit class is populated by mostly white dudes. It's really annoying. And the dudes are annoying too.
November 18, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Couldn't be gladder that pod Save America never landed on my roster of podcasts to listen to. I'm sorry but those dudes are useless. Why is it that the entire Democratic podcast pundit class is populated by mostly white dudes. It's really annoying. And the dudes are annoying too.