SnailQueen4Ever
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I am the Queen of Snails!!!
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NANCY
BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
December 8,1945
BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
December 8,1945
December 8, 2024 at 11:38 AM
NANCY
BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
December 8,1945
BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
December 8,1945
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evil laugh😼😈
November 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
evil laugh😼😈
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Books are expensive but you know what’s free?
✨library✨cards✨
✨library✨cards✨
November 24, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Books are expensive but you know what’s free?
✨library✨cards✨
✨library✨cards✨
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True story: Recently, we got a new kitchen sink. When the delivery guy came, I opened the door and saw him. My wife yelled from across the house: WHO IS IT?
"THE GUY WITH THE SINK!!!"
My wife, without missing a beat, "LET THAT SINK IN."
I was so proud to be her husband on that day.
"THE GUY WITH THE SINK!!!"
My wife, without missing a beat, "LET THAT SINK IN."
I was so proud to be her husband on that day.
November 24, 2024 at 3:30 AM
True story: Recently, we got a new kitchen sink. When the delivery guy came, I opened the door and saw him. My wife yelled from across the house: WHO IS IT?
"THE GUY WITH THE SINK!!!"
My wife, without missing a beat, "LET THAT SINK IN."
I was so proud to be her husband on that day.
"THE GUY WITH THE SINK!!!"
My wife, without missing a beat, "LET THAT SINK IN."
I was so proud to be her husband on that day.
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I missed my opportunity. I wanted to make a musical movie about candle making and release it around now.
I was going to call it “Wicked.”
It would’ve gotten really good box office returns by accident.
I was going to call it “Wicked.”
It would’ve gotten really good box office returns by accident.
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I missed my opportunity. I wanted to make a musical movie about candle making and release it around now.
I was going to call it “Wicked.”
It would’ve gotten really good box office returns by accident.
I was going to call it “Wicked.”
It would’ve gotten really good box office returns by accident.
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I’m at a wedding and I think that every wedding DJ should try to sneak the Ghostbusters theme in at least once.
November 24, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I’m at a wedding and I think that every wedding DJ should try to sneak the Ghostbusters theme in at least once.
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What gets me about the Rudolph song is that, he was mocked for his genetic difference until he was proven useful to save the other reindeer’s jobs. And Santa didnt care till his reputation was on the line.
I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao
I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao
November 24, 2024 at 1:04 AM
What gets me about the Rudolph song is that, he was mocked for his genetic difference until he was proven useful to save the other reindeer’s jobs. And Santa didnt care till his reputation was on the line.
I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao
I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao
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Wet chicken for rainy days
November 24, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Wet chicken for rainy days
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I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
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If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
If the Monster Mash is a graveyard smash, that would mean there is an entire Graveyard Chart full of songs almost as good as the Monster Mash
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leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1951
November 23,1951
November 23, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1951
November 23,1951
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Elvis Costello in 1980 ripping through a pound of cocaine: hey check it out I just wrote the catchiest song you’ve ever heard in your life
Wow Elvis that sounds great I would love to hea
ALSO I WROTE 19 MORE OF THEM AND THEY’RE ALL GOING ON ONE RECORD
Wow Elvis that sounds great I would love to hea
ALSO I WROTE 19 MORE OF THEM AND THEY’RE ALL GOING ON ONE RECORD
November 23, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Elvis Costello in 1980 ripping through a pound of cocaine: hey check it out I just wrote the catchiest song you’ve ever heard in your life
Wow Elvis that sounds great I would love to hea
ALSO I WROTE 19 MORE OF THEM AND THEY’RE ALL GOING ON ONE RECORD
Wow Elvis that sounds great I would love to hea
ALSO I WROTE 19 MORE OF THEM AND THEY’RE ALL GOING ON ONE RECORD
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In case you're wondering...
Here's the "plan"
Here's the "plan"
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
In case you're wondering...
Here's the "plan"
Here's the "plan"
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Wrote out the post “remember when they gave Oscars to movies like My Cousin Vinny?” but had to immediately amend it to “remember when they made movies like My Cousin Vinny?”
November 23, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Wrote out the post “remember when they gave Oscars to movies like My Cousin Vinny?” but had to immediately amend it to “remember when they made movies like My Cousin Vinny?”
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My girlfriend said this photo makes me looks like a Christian book author. Is she right?
November 23, 2024 at 9:14 PM
My girlfriend said this photo makes me looks like a Christian book author. Is she right?
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So much context gets lost in the ether.
November 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
So much context gets lost in the ether.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1950
November 23,1950
November 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1950
November 23,1950
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I’m putting up my tree this weekend. I have two new Doctor Who ornaments. Gonna be festive as fuck in here
November 23, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I’m putting up my tree this weekend. I have two new Doctor Who ornaments. Gonna be festive as fuck in here