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fruitcake and roses
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just a normal anarchist
just got my first record in the mail today. very excited about entering my stereophonic era
December 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
my favorite part of pump up the jam is when the singer says “pump up the jam”
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i should’ve worn a hat today
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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CNN did not include this fact in their story about AT&T ending diversity initiatives, but they should have. we should have to reckon with the fact that AT&T has chosen to do today what a neo-nazi organization tried to force them to do 40 years ago. the nazis don't even have to ask anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
next person who talks to me about self care is getting punched
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
marxist leninists who are between parties are the only ones i can really get along with
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
it won’t be too long before i can walk up my stairs without my boot or crutches and, when i do, it’s all over for you bitches
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i got my friend a book for christmas. i love it but haven’t read it since i was 19. i was thinking that it might be fun to offer to do a little 2 person book club. pretty sure he’ll love the book but no idea about the book club idea. think i should i at least put the offer out there?
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
im getting increasingly excited about this but i’m also overwhelmed by all the options. i don’t want to spend more than $400 to $500 all together for a full set up. any vinyl heads out there have suggestions about what’s vital and what i can do without?
me too 😢 i think actually getting into vinyl would fix me though
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i have a lot of terraforming i need to do today ugh
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i’m not exactly sure what giving tuesday is but every day is a good day to give money to abortion funds! and if you’re inclined maybe give to one that’s near and dear to me

dev-afm-wp.pantheonsite.io/donate/
Donate - Abortion Fund of Maryland
Excerpt for the Donate page Your donation helps cover abortion costs, travel, and lodging for people in Maryland and beyond. Give today to expand access and remove barriers to care.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
feeling colicky this evening
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
a carly rae jensen christmas album
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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*trying to befriend to USian rabble-rouser in jdpon camp* "how long has it been since your last burger?"
"7 years, 11 months, and 3 days. and 8 hours. but who's counting?"
*nodding, making sure my wire is picking up all this* "right, who's counting...."
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i deserve a nice trailcam account where I don’t have to think about whether it’s slop
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
don’t know what to do with my leukemia patient client who keeps calling less lethal forms of cancer as “not real cancers”
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
can’t wait until my foot is healed enough so i could just run out to a coffee shop to finish my notes instead of lying im bed
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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how can the president demand the extrajudicial killing of elected representatives? does he not know about our norms?
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i’ve been called the “ real life nancy drew”
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
for some sick reason i really want to hear what judith butler would have to say about olivia nuzzi
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I really wish it were not so common for people to use descriptions of psychosis—psychotic, delusional, hallucinating—as insults or attacks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
if you were a rottweiler with a piece of cheese stuck on your back where you couldn’t reach it, i’d pull it off to feed it to you
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i’ve come to accept that from now on my life will include periodic realizations that yet another generation of kids has discovered the music of the mountain goats
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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If Link's dialogue isn't just "Hyup!", "Hyaaattt!", and "Heeuuunngh!", I'm smashing all the pots in the producer's house.
First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie

In theaters on May 7, 2027
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM