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vmo: @smurfeemcgee
vmo: @smurfeemcgee
A famous French pastry chef once taught me this: *starts jacking off, frenchly*
#smurfeesKitchenTips
#smurfeesKitchenTips
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A famous French pastry chef once taught me this: *starts jacking off, frenchly*
#smurfeesKitchenTips
#smurfeesKitchenTips
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in america he's Ntsc Mickey
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
in america he's Ntsc Mickey
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This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This pic goes HARDER! 🔥🔥🔥
The Challenger blew up because my uncle (twice removed) fucked a hole in the fuselage
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The Challenger blew up because my uncle (twice removed) fucked a hole in the fuselage
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As it’s Trans Day of Remembrance, this is a reminder to reach out to support the trans people in your life and community.
It’s important to give material support when/where you can, especially during this challenging time.
It’s important to give material support when/where you can, especially during this challenging time.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
As it’s Trans Day of Remembrance, this is a reminder to reach out to support the trans people in your life and community.
It’s important to give material support when/where you can, especially during this challenging time.
It’s important to give material support when/where you can, especially during this challenging time.
Making food that’s too spicy to eat is a wonderful gesture to god and his cronies #smurfeesKitchenTips
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Making food that’s too spicy to eat is a wonderful gesture to god and his cronies #smurfeesKitchenTips
@tomwalker.bsky.social bigsofttitty.png was so funny. Here’s something I wrote about a corn maze once
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
@tomwalker.bsky.social bigsofttitty.png was so funny. Here’s something I wrote about a corn maze once
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sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. they’re bragging
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
sick of birds sitting on electrical wires. they’re bragging
One fun thing to do during your dough’s “fourth rise” is gaslight your friends 😼
#smurfeesKitchenTips
#smurfeesKitchenTips
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
One fun thing to do during your dough’s “fourth rise” is gaslight your friends 😼
#smurfeesKitchenTips
#smurfeesKitchenTips
Cinephile was not the phile I expected to be associated with the pope but here we are
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Cinephile was not the phile I expected to be associated with the pope but here we are
This is the face I would make if I never played a videogame that was made after 2023 (if they do indeed all start using AI bullshit, and you know what I mean)
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is the face I would make if I never played a videogame that was made after 2023 (if they do indeed all start using AI bullshit, and you know what I mean)
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Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective
YouTube video by Noah Caldwell-Gervais
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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My sleep paralysis demon is Jesus Christ and he’s always aggressively licking my feet
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
My sleep paralysis demon is Jesus Christ and he’s always aggressively licking my feet
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bro need to stop opening the front door without looking
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
bro need to stop opening the front door without looking
Samus is going to marry this Rick Moranis wannabe. It’s going to be even better than Johnny Sasaki.
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Samus is going to marry this Rick Moranis wannabe. It’s going to be even better than Johnny Sasaki.
Finally they added a good character to Metroid
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Finally they added a good character to Metroid
You ever wake up and write down a thought which you look at later and become flabbergasted? I do that even when I’m awake with drafts of posts or ideas for stuff. Heavy emphasis on the flabbergasted part.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
You ever wake up and write down a thought which you look at later and become flabbergasted? I do that even when I’m awake with drafts of posts or ideas for stuff. Heavy emphasis on the flabbergasted part.
@chillybilly.bsky.social I didn’t know you had a lounge, too!
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
@chillybilly.bsky.social I didn’t know you had a lounge, too!
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a random $2 steam game called The Puppy actually managed to scare the shit out of me
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
a random $2 steam game called The Puppy actually managed to scare the shit out of me
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November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My trailer for a nostalgia-drenched, unfunny family-focused Austin Powers reboot, ala Ghostbusters: faint orchestral rendition of that bossa nova song. A kid wearing the glasses discovering a dusty Swedish penis pump in an attic. Liz Hurley in old lady makeup saying "Your grandpa..was very horny.."
Food prep can really save some time even if you don’t have anything important to do or people to cook for. #smurfeesKitchenTips
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Food prep can really save some time even if you don’t have anything important to do or people to cook for. #smurfeesKitchenTips
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For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore.
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01
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