G.M. Beers
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G.M. Beers
@smugglingrapes.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Before you move it's over, an extradimensional gate has been opened for you and the cenobites have claimed body and soul. Pain and pleasure indistinguishable from one another for an eternity of ecstatic suffering. Ethereal hooked chains rip you apart to the sound of laughter and chattering teeth
When you're being mean to me understand that your fate has already been decided
Fat kickers on top tonight boys
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Fat kickers on top tonight boys
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We love seeing this guy
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 AM
We love seeing this guy
Dude fuck having a Superbowl in your city every new stadium is designed by conservatives with that one objective in mind and it sucks. I hate this current meta of everything indoors and everything looks the same. Also folks your ticket prices are going to triple when the team moves. It's worse
January 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Dude fuck having a Superbowl in your city every new stadium is designed by conservatives with that one objective in mind and it sucks. I hate this current meta of everything indoors and everything looks the same. Also folks your ticket prices are going to triple when the team moves. It's worse
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Not beating the allegations here
Vote
Kanal - 6
Novick - 5
Dunphy - 1 (EPG)
Path forward to resolution now.
Kanal - 6
Novick - 5
Dunphy - 1 (EPG)
Path forward to resolution now.
January 14, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Not beating the allegations here
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RIP Scott Adams. I always treasured the Dilbert strip my mom had taped to the wall behind her computer. That's all I know about you and I assume you never did or said anything weird
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
RIP Scott Adams. I always treasured the Dilbert strip my mom had taped to the wall behind her computer. That's all I know about you and I assume you never did or said anything weird
Locked in for 2026 youtu.be/dQsjAbZDx-4?...
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Locked in for 2026 youtu.be/dQsjAbZDx-4?...
I think it's underrated that Indiana coach's nickname is Cig
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I think it's underrated that Indiana coach's nickname is Cig
Practicing sitting on the potty with my toddler and she stands up off her potty and goes wee straight on the floor lol
January 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Practicing sitting on the potty with my toddler and she stands up off her potty and goes wee straight on the floor lol
There's a perfectly able kingdom of dwarves living in the west hills who would love to engineer and dig us a tunnel underneath the river if only we can come up with just a few meager bags of gold. Why have we not yet consulted with their clan representatives?
January 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
There's a perfectly able kingdom of dwarves living in the west hills who would love to engineer and dig us a tunnel underneath the river if only we can come up with just a few meager bags of gold. Why have we not yet consulted with their clan representatives?
We're training orcas to specifically eat Republicans
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
We're training orcas to specifically eat Republicans
He didn't know
I think maybe 3-4 votes, I don't think this will be as drawn out as last time
January 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
He didn't know
EPG's political career was launched by positioning herself as a progressive trade unionist, I think she's done unless she stops fighting the left and starts repping her working class voters though it is likely already too late. I will actively campaign against her in D2
TKL: I appreciate it's out there that police leaders are making calls.
Kanal got more votes than EPG. That's not the only factor but, in a representative democracy, it could be one of them.
Kanal got more votes than EPG. That's not the only factor but, in a representative democracy, it could be one of them.
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
EPG's political career was launched by positioning herself as a progressive trade unionist, I think she's done unless she stops fighting the left and starts repping her working class voters though it is likely already too late. I will actively campaign against her in D2
Greeley desperately needs a dedicated bus lane or a grade separated Max line with service to st John's. The traffic on that road is brutal during commuting times.
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Greeley desperately needs a dedicated bus lane or a grade separated Max line with service to st John's. The traffic on that road is brutal during commuting times.
Another January back at the office, another active shooter training course and video. We got our heros cowering in the break room while a dude patrols the hallway with a shotgun. Cops and swat entering the rooms tacticool camo on clearing rooms with dead co-workers on the floor covered in blood.
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Another January back at the office, another active shooter training course and video. We got our heros cowering in the break room while a dude patrols the hallway with a shotgun. Cops and swat entering the rooms tacticool camo on clearing rooms with dead co-workers on the floor covered in blood.
Maybe it'll be super bowl Sunday
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Maybe it'll be super bowl Sunday
Draw me the Candy Land map from memory and I may let you see your family again
January 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Draw me the Candy Land map from memory and I may let you see your family again
What's a good charity or place in Portland to donate a bunch of my parents old cold weather/snow gear? Old gloves, hats, bibs etc
January 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
What's a good charity or place in Portland to donate a bunch of my parents old cold weather/snow gear? Old gloves, hats, bibs etc
Too warm to snow. Too warm to snow. Too warm to snow. Just rain. 🙈🔫 That's all you get.
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Too warm to snow. Too warm to snow. Too warm to snow. Just rain. 🙈🔫 That's all you get.
Dichotomy of step grandparents who got her a magnadoodle that also got here late but which rules. Great present
Grandpa who hasn't met the little one got her a "my first tablet" which both came a couple days late and could not be more of a miss for the type of parenting and tech interaction my wife and I do.
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dichotomy of step grandparents who got her a magnadoodle that also got here late but which rules. Great present
Just living my best chungus life drinking the Kirkland lager watching good bowl games on a Tuesday night after consuming a large amount of much cheesy toddler pasta and passively forgetting how to do my job like SpongeBob's brain guys shredding everything but fine dining and breathing.
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Just living my best chungus life drinking the Kirkland lager watching good bowl games on a Tuesday night after consuming a large amount of much cheesy toddler pasta and passively forgetting how to do my job like SpongeBob's brain guys shredding everything but fine dining and breathing.
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Grandpa who hasn't met the little one got her a "my first tablet" which both came a couple days late and could not be more of a miss for the type of parenting and tech interaction my wife and I do.
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Grandpa who hasn't met the little one got her a "my first tablet" which both came a couple days late and could not be more of a miss for the type of parenting and tech interaction my wife and I do.
I don't think the raiders intentionally tanked this season in so much as they just absolutely suck, have terrible coaching, and most players stopped trying in week 6
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't think the raiders intentionally tanked this season in so much as they just absolutely suck, have terrible coaching, and most players stopped trying in week 6