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We Bene Gesserit sift people to find the humans.
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If your boss brings up your work performance tell him you have ADHD and then offer to go on ritilin
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 AM
If your boss brings up your work performance tell him you have ADHD and then offer to go on ritilin
I gained class consciousness at 27
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I gained class consciousness at 27
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The band Attack Attack made it really annoying to be a person that always attacks twice in one turn.
January 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The band Attack Attack made it really annoying to be a person that always attacks twice in one turn.
Asking my boss if im fearless and crazier than him
January 30, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Asking my boss if im fearless and crazier than him
Explaining to my boss that we bene gesserit sift people to find the humans
January 30, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Explaining to my boss that we bene gesserit sift people to find the humans
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im fucking BORED
January 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
im fucking BORED
I think its so funny to send one word work emails . Just sent one that said ok
January 29, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I think its so funny to send one word work emails . Just sent one that said ok
In the storm i am eating zucchini
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
In the storm i am eating zucchini
People love when you throw an entire cup of iced coffee at their head. They respect it
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
People love when you throw an entire cup of iced coffee at their head. They respect it
Guys im so bored
January 29, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Guys im so bored
I love artificial intelligence . I am doing a video call with my naked doctor
January 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I love artificial intelligence . I am doing a video call with my naked doctor
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Even in times of war there will always be girls eating zucchini and i think thats beautiful
January 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Even in times of war there will always be girls eating zucchini and i think thats beautiful
I only like playing chess if i can make people really mad
January 29, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I only like playing chess if i can make people really mad
Hi guys
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hi guys
You cant say that you love pushing old people onto the train tracks these days . Nobody can take a joke
January 29, 2026 at 6:40 PM
You cant say that you love pushing old people onto the train tracks these days . Nobody can take a joke
When I insult people to their face in a way that makes them low key uncomfortable
January 29, 2026 at 6:20 PM
When I insult people to their face in a way that makes them low key uncomfortable
This what smoking sativa feel like.
Dune (2021) 4K - The Bene Gesserit's Gom Jabbar & Pain Box | Movieclips
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January 29, 2026 at 8:48 AM
This what smoking sativa feel like.
I always know the perfect people to block. Basically everyone. We Bene Gesserit sift people to find the humans.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 AM
I always know the perfect people to block. Basically everyone. We Bene Gesserit sift people to find the humans.
One thing about me i will befriend a stray cat.
January 29, 2026 at 8:46 AM
One thing about me i will befriend a stray cat.
Guys i am doing a stanford prison experiment on you
January 29, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Guys i am doing a stanford prison experiment on you