Jon Patience
@smoulderstoat.bsky.social
I mostly rant about housing.
Just lucky. I'm not sure we haven't had it before.
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just lucky. I'm not sure we haven't had it before.
That you, Dave?
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
That you, Dave?
Bounder. Complete bounder.
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Bounder. Complete bounder.
That is the story of my life tbh.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That is the story of my life tbh.
Hang a banner across the front that says "Acacia Avenue Welcomes Prince Andrew."
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hang a banner across the front that says "Acacia Avenue Welcomes Prince Andrew."
As Schopenhauer said, Haben Sie schon einmal darüber nachgedacht, Ihr Konto zu löschen?
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
As Schopenhauer said, Haben Sie schon einmal darüber nachgedacht, Ihr Konto zu löschen?
"Finally I've found a winning electoral strategy. Beating the crap out of Wes Streeting."
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Finally I've found a winning electoral strategy. Beating the crap out of Wes Streeting."
I got an advert for a firm of medical negligence solicitors on the radio while I was in the MRI scanner.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I got an advert for a firm of medical negligence solicitors on the radio while I was in the MRI scanner.
I am old enough to remember when repeatedly putting off revaluations for the rates became so politically toxic that they came up with the Poll Tax as an alternative.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I am old enough to remember when repeatedly putting off revaluations for the rates became so politically toxic that they came up with the Poll Tax as an alternative.
I'll just burn all the furniture.
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'll just burn all the furniture.
I'd like a distinguished-looking man to approach my family after my funeral and say "Agent Kestrel did so much for his country." Bonus points if it's in a foreign accent.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'd like a distinguished-looking man to approach my family after my funeral and say "Agent Kestrel did so much for his country." Bonus points if it's in a foreign accent.