Jon Patience
@smoulderstoat.bsky.social
I mostly rant about housing.
"They did what?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"They did what?"
Lay where you're layin'
Don't make a sound
I know they're watchin'
They're watchin'
All the commotion
The kiddie-like play
It has people talkin'
Talkin'
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
Your sex is on fire
Don't make a sound
I know they're watchin'
They're watchin'
All the commotion
The kiddie-like play
It has people talkin'
Talkin'
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
Your sex is on fire
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lay where you're layin'
Don't make a sound
I know they're watchin'
They're watchin'
All the commotion
The kiddie-like play
It has people talkin'
Talkin'
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
Your sex is on fire
Don't make a sound
I know they're watchin'
They're watchin'
All the commotion
The kiddie-like play
It has people talkin'
Talkin'
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou
Your sex is on fire
I persuaded Grok to say this. And if you believe it I have a lovely bridge you may be interested in purchasing.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I persuaded Grok to say this. And if you believe it I have a lovely bridge you may be interested in purchasing.
Remind me again why Liz Truss thinks she can speak for the British people?
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Remind me again why Liz Truss thinks she can speak for the British people?
Really looking forward to Nick Robinson suing the Daily Mail for five billion pounds.
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Really looking forward to Nick Robinson suing the Daily Mail for five billion pounds.
Oh, look who's bothering the courts again.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Oh, look who's bothering the courts again.
Lol at this landlord who thinks renters will be outraged at being given better protection. It's being this out of touch that got landlords in this position to begin with.
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lol at this landlord who thinks renters will be outraged at being given better protection. It's being this out of touch that got landlords in this position to begin with.
Sleep well, beautiful dog. You were a good girl.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Sleep well, beautiful dog. You were a good girl.
"Now listen here Bond, you will need to travel Salford with your glamorous assistant. Q has given her her curlers. No, they don't turn into space lasers."
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"Now listen here Bond, you will need to travel Salford with your glamorous assistant. Q has given her her curlers. No, they don't turn into space lasers."
Is it because you buy cheapshit boilers for your tenants, and don't pay to maintain them?
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Is it because you buy cheapshit boilers for your tenants, and don't pay to maintain them?
Looks like someone needs a skeleton argument.
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Looks like someone needs a skeleton argument.
I got this from Midjourney. Featuring the King at the far right, but with his mother's hair.
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I got this from Midjourney. Featuring the King at the far right, but with his mother's hair.
*Johan Curtice voice*
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
*Johan Curtice voice*
Have we given up on the presumption of innocence?
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Have we given up on the presumption of innocence?
Hope didn't get the memo about the clocks going back.
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Hope didn't get the memo about the clocks going back.
Only one choice for Strictly.
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Only one choice for Strictly.
A Republic, if you can keep it.
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
A Republic, if you can keep it.
"At least I wasn't a nonce."
October 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"At least I wasn't a nonce."
I'm going to make everyone do this next time I go into the office.
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I'm going to make everyone do this next time I go into the office.
It's all kicking off in Southend.
October 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's all kicking off in Southend.