The Smokin Grasshopper 🦗🍃
@smokingrasshopper.bsky.social
Old man. Starving artist.
#Anti-Fascist. #EatTheRich. #ACAB.
#FreePalestine #Anti-war #FuckTrump
#AnimalsAreBetterPeople.
Be the person your dog thinks you are. 🫶🏼
#Anti-Fascist. #EatTheRich. #ACAB.
#FreePalestine #Anti-war #FuckTrump
#AnimalsAreBetterPeople.
Be the person your dog thinks you are. 🫶🏼
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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Just rolling out the greatest hits of racist, xenophobic exclusion and nazi rhetoric
What’s next, fucking quotas?
What’s next, fucking quotas?
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Just rolling out the greatest hits of racist, xenophobic exclusion and nazi rhetoric
What’s next, fucking quotas?
What’s next, fucking quotas?
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Did you guys know that if you bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner you can save a SHITLOAD of money on Christmas gifts?
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Did you guys know that if you bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner you can save a SHITLOAD of money on Christmas gifts?
Maybe we’ve been doing oranges all wrong this whole time. 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Maybe we’ve been doing oranges all wrong this whole time. 🤔
My baker Friends will get this 🤣🤣🤣
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My baker Friends will get this 🤣🤣🤣
New assistant 😇
let’s goooo! 👊🏼😎
let’s goooo! 👊🏼😎
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
New assistant 😇
let’s goooo! 👊🏼😎
let’s goooo! 👊🏼😎
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CNN: shooter was granted asylum in April 2025 under Trump: www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tru...
Trump Administration Reportedly Approved National Guard Shooting Suspect’s Asylum Application: CNN
The suspect in the shooting of two National Guardsmen in D.C. reportedly had his asylum application approved by the Trump administration earlier this year.
www.mediaite.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
CNN: shooter was granted asylum in April 2025 under Trump: www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tru...
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What an awesome shot
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What an awesome shot
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JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
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They shouldn't even have been there!
A sad irony in Washington, D.C., where West Virginia National Guardsmen were shot today. Six days ago, a court ruled their deployment was illegal, but stayed the order pending appeal. My heart goes out to these public servants and their families. oag.dc.gov/sites/defaul...
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
They shouldn't even have been there!
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If Joe Biden had claimed that he redesigned the hulls of Coast Guard cutters, we'd be way over in 25th amendment territory.
With Trump, it's so common that most Americans don't even notice it now.
With Trump, it's so common that most Americans don't even notice it now.
Trump during his Thanksgiving call with service members: "We're ordered a lot of Coast Guard cutters. Brand new, beautiful, the best machines in the world. I'm a looks person. I wanted the hull to be perfect. You know, I sort of redesigned the hull a little bit. The hulls. But we ordered a lot."
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If Joe Biden had claimed that he redesigned the hulls of Coast Guard cutters, we'd be way over in 25th amendment territory.
With Trump, it's so common that most Americans don't even notice it now.
With Trump, it's so common that most Americans don't even notice it now.
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Donald Trump blocked countless Afghans from refuge in the US.
His admin even deported some of those who assisted our military while in Afghanistan.
But his admin gave asylum to one Afghan which later fired the shots being used to further lock down Americans in DC.
Not suspicious at all.
His admin even deported some of those who assisted our military while in Afghanistan.
But his admin gave asylum to one Afghan which later fired the shots being used to further lock down Americans in DC.
Not suspicious at all.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Donald Trump blocked countless Afghans from refuge in the US.
His admin even deported some of those who assisted our military while in Afghanistan.
But his admin gave asylum to one Afghan which later fired the shots being used to further lock down Americans in DC.
Not suspicious at all.
His admin even deported some of those who assisted our military while in Afghanistan.
But his admin gave asylum to one Afghan which later fired the shots being used to further lock down Americans in DC.
Not suspicious at all.
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except this unseasoned administration desperately trying to distract us from the economy they destroyed 🥳
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except this unseasoned administration desperately trying to distract us from the economy they destroyed 🥳
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They supposedly ended it by ***checks notes** massacring, raping, and enslaving women and children. But they did it very Christianly.
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They supposedly ended it by ***checks notes** massacring, raping, and enslaving women and children. But they did it very Christianly.
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100% chance they’re bringing smallpox blankets with raisins to dinner
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
100% chance they’re bringing smallpox blankets with raisins to dinner
Did that dumb cunt carry in a blanket smothered small pox too? 👀
Karoline Leavitt: “Thanksgiving is all about friends, food, fun, and calling ICE on my brother’s mistresses.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Did that dumb cunt carry in a blanket smothered small pox too? 👀
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The latest evidence that America is becoming a land of idiots:
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This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Says Noem Made Final Decision on El Salvador Removals in Breach of Court Order
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is a really big story that should not be missed. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Pam Bondi is the most corrupt AG in American history, FULL STOP. 😳👇
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Pam Bondi is the most corrupt AG in American history, FULL STOP. 😳👇
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the woman using the r-word in this clip, Laura Ndirangu, is now interviewing for a position on the school board in Forest Lake, Minnesota
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the woman using the r-word in this clip, Laura Ndirangu, is now interviewing for a position on the school board in Forest Lake, Minnesota