Smashy
@smashy.bsky.social
Gay, neurodivergent, and chubby designer, musician, and photographer based in Montreal. VERY NSFW. 🔞🔞🔞
The SFW profile for music/photography is @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social.
The SFW profile for music/photography is @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social.
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Smashy
@smashy.bsky.social
· Dec 7
ATTN MUSICIANS: If you added me from a starter pack, this is where i post the x rated stuff. Unfollow me here if you don't want to see that.
You can follow my music/art stuff over at @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social instead. Thanks!!
You can follow my music/art stuff over at @bigdumbanimal.bsky.social instead. Thanks!!
Mental jukebox has been on a normal one this morning. These are earworms and I haven't listened to anything yet:
Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc
Werbo - The Friends We Lose (
werbo.bandcamp.com/track/the-fr...)
Clannad soundtrack - The Big Dongo Family
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc
Werbo - The Friends We Lose (
werbo.bandcamp.com/track/the-fr...)
Clannad soundtrack - The Big Dongo Family
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
The Friends We Lose, by werbo
from the album Pt. 2 - Magnetic Hills of Hate
werbo.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Mental jukebox has been on a normal one this morning. These are earworms and I haven't listened to anything yet:
Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc
Werbo - The Friends We Lose (
werbo.bandcamp.com/track/the-fr...)
Clannad soundtrack - The Big Dongo Family
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
Beach Weather - Sex, Drugs, Etc
Werbo - The Friends We Lose (
werbo.bandcamp.com/track/the-fr...)
Clannad soundtrack - The Big Dongo Family
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
"Typically when there's a gray area, we usually refer patients for a longer autism assessment. This usually takes about 4 to 5 hours and it's more of an extensive interview. We don't think this is necessary for you, you have all of the signs of ASD."
I'm now diagnosed AuDHD. It's an absolute relief
I'm now diagnosed AuDHD. It's an absolute relief
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Typically when there's a gray area, we usually refer patients for a longer autism assessment. This usually takes about 4 to 5 hours and it's more of an extensive interview. We don't think this is necessary for you, you have all of the signs of ASD."
I'm now diagnosed AuDHD. It's an absolute relief
I'm now diagnosed AuDHD. It's an absolute relief
Am I listening to nautically themed albums all day at work because I'm dressed as Captain Haddock?
No, because I would anyway! The costume is just a good cover :)
No, because I would anyway! The costume is just a good cover :)
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Am I listening to nautically themed albums all day at work because I'm dressed as Captain Haddock?
No, because I would anyway! The costume is just a good cover :)
No, because I would anyway! The costume is just a good cover :)
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I know I'm recycling previous costumes, but i can't see shit out of the Adam Maitland costume.
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I know I'm recycling previous costumes, but i can't see shit out of the Adam Maitland costume.
Someone not on here, afaik, wanted to see me in my boots. Nothing else was specified ;)
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Someone not on here, afaik, wanted to see me in my boots. Nothing else was specified ;)
Happy upcoming Halloween!
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Happy upcoming Halloween!
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After a few months, a concussion, and an album, it's time to edit!
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
After a few months, a concussion, and an album, it's time to edit!
I woke up like this... Then got dressed and went to the mall.
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I woke up like this... Then got dressed and went to the mall.
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A very incomplete list of things we wouldn't have done if we waited for the normies to care:
- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A very incomplete list of things we wouldn't have done if we waited for the normies to care:
- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
- abolish slavery
- child labor laws
- votes for women
- social security
- fdic
- welfare
- medicare
- medicaid
- desegregation
- women's sports
I said i needed one but... 💦💦
October 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I said i needed one but... 💦💦
This is the look of a man in need of a wank, a shower, and the new ep of Taskmaster in that order.
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This is the look of a man in need of a wank, a shower, and the new ep of Taskmaster in that order.
Layering is important! #tightywhities #secretkink
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Layering is important! #tightywhities #secretkink
I'm no bootblack, but yesterday, these were dry, dusty, and uncomfortable as fuck after years of disuse. After spending a few hours last night cleaning and conditioning them while replacing the insoles and laces, they are much better!
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm no bootblack, but yesterday, these were dry, dusty, and uncomfortable as fuck after years of disuse. After spending a few hours last night cleaning and conditioning them while replacing the insoles and laces, they are much better!
I meant to get off daily this month but i haven't been feeling it at all. Today, I put on my red stretcher and had at it for the first time in a week.
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I meant to get off daily this month but i haven't been feeling it at all. Today, I put on my red stretcher and had at it for the first time in a week.
I cannot tell you how much this pinball table means to me. The fact that I can now play it at home fills me with a ridiculous amount of joy. My mom and I used to play it together at an arcade in the mall. I absolutely just sent her this. I still choked on the multiball.
Snap snap
Snap snap
October 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I cannot tell you how much this pinball table means to me. The fact that I can now play it at home fills me with a ridiculous amount of joy. My mom and I used to play it together at an arcade in the mall. I absolutely just sent her this. I still choked on the multiball.
Snap snap
Snap snap
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October 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I must say I wasn't expecting a resurgence of EMF between their cover of Bela Lugosi's Dead or the new LGBTQ+ Lover, but here we are!
You could almost say it's... Unbelievable (woooah!)
You could almost say it's... Unbelievable (woooah!)
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I must say I wasn't expecting a resurgence of EMF between their cover of Bela Lugosi's Dead or the new LGBTQ+ Lover, but here we are!
You could almost say it's... Unbelievable (woooah!)
You could almost say it's... Unbelievable (woooah!)
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
We got some new studio equipment and lights for future videos and portraits... So of course I had to. No 💦 yet :) Operative word being "yet."
October 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We got some new studio equipment and lights for future videos and portraits... So of course I had to. No 💦 yet :) Operative word being "yet."
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That has been the goal of the wealthy, if you’re thinking otherwise please reconsider and rephrase the questions you’ve been asking and remove the influences that have made you say and think otherwise
Who is really benefiting from the shutdowns, removals and price gouging/hikes?
It’s not you.
Who is really benefiting from the shutdowns, removals and price gouging/hikes?
It’s not you.
This. It really cannot be stressed how much capitalists and authoritarians cannot stand the fact sex work isn't easily monopolized and can give marginalized people social and financial mobility in a way that defies their usual societal constraints.
October 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
That has been the goal of the wealthy, if you’re thinking otherwise please reconsider and rephrase the questions you’ve been asking and remove the influences that have made you say and think otherwise
Who is really benefiting from the shutdowns, removals and price gouging/hikes?
It’s not you.
Who is really benefiting from the shutdowns, removals and price gouging/hikes?
It’s not you.
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Happy Indigenous People's Day!
October 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy Indigenous People's Day!
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Hi everybody!! I know it's been a bit and a half as I was recovering and focusing on a different creative endeavor for a month (disintegrationist.bandcamp.com) but I have some exciting news! We ordered a bunch of studio equipment so I can start working on new videos soon 👷🏻♂️❤️
Felt, by The Disintegrationist
14 track album
disintegrationist.bandcamp.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hi everybody!! I know it's been a bit and a half as I was recovering and focusing on a different creative endeavor for a month (disintegrationist.bandcamp.com) but I have some exciting news! We ordered a bunch of studio equipment so I can start working on new videos soon 👷🏻♂️❤️
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I really shouldn't bake after midnight but I did :)
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I really shouldn't bake after midnight but I did :)
Pics from last night's fetish contest with @luppy.monster being all adorable and stuff ❤️🤍💙🖤 It was a great night?
We skipped the party after because we were bloody exhausted and I had to start prepping for tonight's dinner (turkey curry!)
We skipped the party after because we were bloody exhausted and I had to start prepping for tonight's dinner (turkey curry!)
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Pics from last night's fetish contest with @luppy.monster being all adorable and stuff ❤️🤍💙🖤 It was a great night?
We skipped the party after because we were bloody exhausted and I had to start prepping for tonight's dinner (turkey curry!)
We skipped the party after because we were bloody exhausted and I had to start prepping for tonight's dinner (turkey curry!)