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Robin G., comedy nerd. Los Angeles from NYC
aspecialthing, MSTie, Max Funster, Bumper, Tuppie, Dynasty Darling, Mythical Beast, Piss Pig 👩🏻🦰
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smartbunnyRG is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
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I sell stickers and t-shirts on Redbubble. Mostly movie and TV references.
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Email: Your Spectrum payment is due.
Text Message: Your Spectrum service is down until 4:30PM.
Text Message: Your Spectrum service is down until 4:30PM.
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Email: Your Spectrum payment is due.
Text Message: Your Spectrum service is down until 4:30PM.
Text Message: Your Spectrum service is down until 4:30PM.
I’ve taken two lie detector tests in my life. One was at age 16 at Job-Lot (a proto-Big Lots store). I thought that was normal, that every job must do this.
December 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I’ve taken two lie detector tests in my life. One was at age 16 at Job-Lot (a proto-Big Lots store). I thought that was normal, that every job must do this.
In 10th grade our history teacher asked the class what Mussolini’s nickname was and one kid said, “Al Dente?”
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In 10th grade our history teacher asked the class what Mussolini’s nickname was and one kid said, “Al Dente?”
Instagram really wants me to try ketamine. They might as well be in Washington Square Park wearing a trench coat.
December 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Instagram really wants me to try ketamine. They might as well be in Washington Square Park wearing a trench coat.
Not having a real family makes Christmas easy peasy!
December 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not having a real family makes Christmas easy peasy!
Lying down is the new sitting.
December 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Lying down is the new sitting.
BOY OH BOY AM I SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYTHING BEING A FUCKING FIGHT FOR OUR LIVES JUST BECAUSE ASSHOLES EXIST.
BAN ASSHOLES.
BAN ASSHOLES.
December 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
BOY OH BOY AM I SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYTHING BEING A FUCKING FIGHT FOR OUR LIVES JUST BECAUSE ASSHOLES EXIST.
BAN ASSHOLES.
BAN ASSHOLES.
When you say, “quick question” to me, it should be three words or less. “How’s the soup? Are you cold? Where’s my pencil?”
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When you say, “quick question” to me, it should be three words or less. “How’s the soup? Are you cold? Where’s my pencil?”
“I don’t like his politics” means “I am a filthy right-wing Nazi” and you can fuck all the way to the sewer and drown in shit.
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
“I don’t like his politics” means “I am a filthy right-wing Nazi” and you can fuck all the way to the sewer and drown in shit.
I’m going to throw up.
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’m going to throw up.
My sleep paralysis demon is Jeff, and he gives pretty prudent financial advice.
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My sleep paralysis demon is Jeff, and he gives pretty prudent financial advice.
Crazy People Who Scream Random Things on the Street: NOW with Megaphones! New! Improved! Loud!
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Crazy People Who Scream Random Things on the Street: NOW with Megaphones! New! Improved! Loud!
Rachel McAdams is meaner in The Family Stone than she was in Mean Girls. (TFS is a terrible movie)
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Rachel McAdams is meaner in The Family Stone than she was in Mean Girls. (TFS is a terrible movie)
Is that new a24 film “nightmare fuel” or a “fever dream?”
December 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Is that new a24 film “nightmare fuel” or a “fever dream?”
If everyone in the world could be as loud as possible in everything they do in all hours of the day or night THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If everyone in the world could be as loud as possible in everything they do in all hours of the day or night THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
It’s 1000 degrees outside.
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s 1000 degrees outside.
This episode of Chopped with Loki is lowkey chopped.
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This episode of Chopped with Loki is lowkey chopped.
Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times. Honestly there are too many.
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times. Honestly there are too many.
Until I heard a song that gave me a 30-minute long anxiety attack because that’s normal. Good going, brain. Real complex piece of machinery you got there.
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Until I heard a song that gave me a 30-minute long anxiety attack because that’s normal. Good going, brain. Real complex piece of machinery you got there.
@marthakelly.bsky.social Are we getting Laurie in Season 3? The kids on the Euphoria subreddit are terrified of her. 💊 💰
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
@marthakelly.bsky.social Are we getting Laurie in Season 3? The kids on the Euphoria subreddit are terrified of her. 💊 💰
My Spotify Age is -1400.
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My Spotify Age is -1400.
No water in my apartment building today but an email about not paying your rent late.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
No water in my apartment building today but an email about not paying your rent late.
Here’s my yearly Spotify wrap up which is the same as the last 5 years oh REM and Pavement and Faith No More and Beck and Hamilton no way.
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Here’s my yearly Spotify wrap up which is the same as the last 5 years oh REM and Pavement and Faith No More and Beck and Hamilton no way.
I named my fists Sonny and Cher because The Beat Goes On.
I named my fists Captain and Tenille because I will, I will, I will, I will punch you with them.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I named my fists Sonny and Cher because The Beat Goes On.
This is lowkey lowkey.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
This is lowkey lowkey.