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These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications. To boldly go🚽
Sometimes we choreograph: File in from the left and move like a dot matrix printer to the right, shake off, and wash hands. It’s very efficient.
Keep moving and get out of the way, as it were.
Keep moving and get out of the way, as it were.
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sometimes we choreograph: File in from the left and move like a dot matrix printer to the right, shake off, and wash hands. It’s very efficient.
Keep moving and get out of the way, as it were.
Keep moving and get out of the way, as it were.
Or a secret third thing
(you rock)
(you rock)
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Or a secret third thing
(you rock)
(you rock)
Sometimes handshakes are heated exchanges. Stay frosty out there!
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Sometimes handshakes are heated exchanges. Stay frosty out there!
I say push the boundaries of sanity and make sexy legs with tap shoes.
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I say push the boundaries of sanity and make sexy legs with tap shoes.
I could wax poetic about your framing, too. 😍
Srsly, your courage risking abuse and torture for this important work is awe-inspiring. I hail you. ✊
Srsly, your courage risking abuse and torture for this important work is awe-inspiring. I hail you. ✊
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I could wax poetic about your framing, too. 😍
Srsly, your courage risking abuse and torture for this important work is awe-inspiring. I hail you. ✊
Srsly, your courage risking abuse and torture for this important work is awe-inspiring. I hail you. ✊
It’s 350°F, not 350°C.
December 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It’s 350°F, not 350°C.
You can save 1.59 more pounds by leaving it in the store.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You can save 1.59 more pounds by leaving it in the store.
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One thing is lifting me up in these dark times:
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
One thing is lifting me up in these dark times:
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
One thing is lifting me up in these dark times:
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
One thing is lifting me up in these dark times:
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
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Yep
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yep
Mother pus bucket! Even the text on his name tag looks right. I should have been suspicious about the skinny ICE goon, though.
Deleting it now. Thanks for the heads-up.
Deleting it now. Thanks for the heads-up.
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Mother pus bucket! Even the text on his name tag looks right. I should have been suspicious about the skinny ICE goon, though.
Deleting it now. Thanks for the heads-up.
Deleting it now. Thanks for the heads-up.
The light is coming from the right direction. I love the commitment to the bit. 😜
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The light is coming from the right direction. I love the commitment to the bit. 😜
I thought the same about pumpkins.
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I thought the same about pumpkins.
Fortunately Chief O’Hara has experience dealing with cartoonishly-evil villains.
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Fortunately Chief O’Hara has experience dealing with cartoonishly-evil villains.