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So true, from the other place.
No, the OTHER other place.
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No, the OTHER other place.
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December 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So true, from the other place.
No, the OTHER other place.
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No, the OTHER other place.
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It's not just Conan's way, it's also very Irish culturally. This whole story felt like home.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's not just Conan's way, it's also very Irish culturally. This whole story felt like home.
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One thing is lifting me up in these dark times:
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
One thing is lifting me up in these dark times:
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
You can see the boiling, seething hatred he and everyone in his multi-billion dollar agency have for whistles that people print at home for fractions of a cent.
Lesser but still enthusiastic shout out to holding the camera in the correct orientation
Tense afternoon in Kenner, outside of New Orleans, as protesters followed Greg Bovino and Border Patrol around a neighborhood around 3pm today.
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Lesser but still enthusiastic shout out to holding the camera in the correct orientation
Oh, if only the passion existed within me that burns in Map My Fitness to confirm my email address.
December 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh, if only the passion existed within me that burns in Map My Fitness to confirm my email address.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Yep
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yep
After the acquisition is complete, Netflix is renaming Warner Bros. Studios to Qwikster.
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
After the acquisition is complete, Netflix is renaming Warner Bros. Studios to Qwikster.
Reminds me of my painting of Sunshine and her brother Moon Moon.
I’ll paint over the beige at some point with a craggy rock or gnarley tree. Alas, I ran out of time in the painting class.
I’ll paint over the beige at some point with a craggy rock or gnarley tree. Alas, I ran out of time in the painting class.
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reminds me of my painting of Sunshine and her brother Moon Moon.
I’ll paint over the beige at some point with a craggy rock or gnarley tree. Alas, I ran out of time in the painting class.
I’ll paint over the beige at some point with a craggy rock or gnarley tree. Alas, I ran out of time in the painting class.
Where could they possibly find a place that is hiring with double the pay and no restrictions?
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Where could they possibly find a place that is hiring with double the pay and no restrictions?
Make sure any gifts you buy this year also work in the Bizarro Universe.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Make sure any gifts you buy this year also work in the Bizarro Universe.
They supported her just in time. She was almost upset enough about the ruling to cut her own bangs, which would have gotten her fired.
A federal judge found Lindsey Halligan’s appointment invalid.
The Justice Dept has seized on the lack of an explicit order to fire her to keep her in place.
NYT describes this as "The Justice Dept’s unusual approach."
The approach: if there isn't a specific law/ruling against it, we can do it.
The Justice Dept has seized on the lack of an explicit order to fire her to keep her in place.
NYT describes this as "The Justice Dept’s unusual approach."
The approach: if there isn't a specific law/ruling against it, we can do it.
Halligan Continues as U.S. Attorney, Prompting Criticism From Judges
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They supported her just in time. She was almost upset enough about the ruling to cut her own bangs, which would have gotten her fired.
"Huh. That's a high frame rate. She must be someplace dark halfway through the show."
Why can't my brain just embrace mystery?
Why can't my brain just embrace mystery?
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Huh. That's a high frame rate. She must be someplace dark halfway through the show."
Why can't my brain just embrace mystery?
Why can't my brain just embrace mystery?
“Hmm, ‘women’ House members, you say? Do you mean ‘female’?”
“Yes, they say you ignore them.”
“I’m sorry, I haven’t seen any females cooking or cleaning the House. I’ll have to get back to you on that.”
“Yes, they say you ignore them.”
“I’m sorry, I haven’t seen any females cooking or cleaning the House. I’ll have to get back to you on that.”
A member of the House Republican caucus said this.
Oh. So things are BAD bad.
Oh. So things are BAD bad.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Hmm, ‘women’ House members, you say? Do you mean ‘female’?”
“Yes, they say you ignore them.”
“I’m sorry, I haven’t seen any females cooking or cleaning the House. I’ll have to get back to you on that.”
“Yes, they say you ignore them.”
“I’m sorry, I haven’t seen any females cooking or cleaning the House. I’ll have to get back to you on that.”
FREE SABRINA CARPENTER!
BREAKING: The FBI makes an arrest in the investigation into pipe bombs placed in D.C. on the eve of the Jan. 6 riot, an AP source says.
FBI makes arrest in investigation into pipe bombs placed in DC on eve of Jan. 6 riot, AP source says
The FBI has made an arrest in its nearly 5-year-old investigation into who placed pipe bombs in Washington before the Jan. 6, 2021, riot at the U.S. Capitol.
bit.ly
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
FREE SABRINA CARPENTER!
24 years ago the "Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'" article made me fall off my chair.
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But the title of best _headline_ unquestionably goes to "Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'"
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But the title of best _headline_ unquestionably goes to "Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'"
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December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
24 years ago the "Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'" article made me fall off my chair.
theonion.com/haggar-physi...
But the title of best _headline_ unquestionably goes to "Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'"
theonion.com/typo-in-prop...
theonion.com/haggar-physi...
But the title of best _headline_ unquestionably goes to "Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'"
theonion.com/typo-in-prop...
Alan Dye is getting out of the way and letting content shine on iPhone.
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Alan Dye is getting out of the way and letting content shine on iPhone.
This morning a rumpled Pete Hegseth, clinging to an empty Jack Daniels bottle, loudly proclaimed to reporters that they can’t be war crimes because he changed the name to The Department of
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This morning a rumpled Pete Hegseth, clinging to an empty Jack Daniels bottle, loudly proclaimed to reporters that they can’t be war crimes because he changed the name to The Department of
Can't wait for her to critique his skills compared to Monica Lewinsky.
just going to posit that it seems like a tactical error to pick a fight with one of our funniest and horniest pop stars zeteo.com/p/trump-whit...
BREAKING: Trump White House Slams Sabrina Carpenter After Using Her Song in ‘Evil’ Video
The Trump administration has apparently identified its latest enemy of the state.
zeteo.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Can't wait for her to critique his skills compared to Monica Lewinsky.
Nothing makes Mike Johnson happier than not knowing even the basic premise of your question.
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nothing makes Mike Johnson happier than not knowing even the basic premise of your question.
Pedants become incandescent with rage when people in John Wick movies call him “Jonathan”
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Pedants become incandescent with rage when people in John Wick movies call him “Jonathan”
Unfortunately, the money is for the unhoused to limp the last mile to deliver Amazon packages for less than minimum wage, in order to meet the "Day 1 Delivery" promotion.
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos have donated $11.25 million to fight homelessness in the Washington, DC, area through their Bezos Day 1 Fund.
Bezos Donates $11.25 Million to Fight Homelessness in DC Area - Washingtonian
Can the donation make a dent in the region’s housing crisis?
washingtonian.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Unfortunately, the money is for the unhoused to limp the last mile to deliver Amazon packages for less than minimum wage, in order to meet the "Day 1 Delivery" promotion.
ABC News I bet I know where you can find out.
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
ABC News I bet I know where you can find out.
No matter. They don't speak Spanish in Sudan anyway.
REPUBLICAN MAYOR IN KANSAS FACING DEPORTATION OVER VOTER FRAUD
Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
No matter. They don't speak Spanish in Sudan anyway.