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Sometimes handshakes are heated exchanges. Stay frosty out there!
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Sometimes handshakes are heated exchanges. Stay frosty out there!
So true, from the other place.
No, the OTHER other place.
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No, the OTHER other place.
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December 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
So true, from the other place.
No, the OTHER other place.
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No, the OTHER other place.
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I thought the same about pumpkins.
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I thought the same about pumpkins.
Reminds me of my painting of Sunshine and her brother Moon Moon.
I’ll paint over the beige at some point with a craggy rock or gnarley tree. Alas, I ran out of time in the painting class.
I’ll paint over the beige at some point with a craggy rock or gnarley tree. Alas, I ran out of time in the painting class.
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reminds me of my painting of Sunshine and her brother Moon Moon.
I’ll paint over the beige at some point with a craggy rock or gnarley tree. Alas, I ran out of time in the painting class.
I’ll paint over the beige at some point with a craggy rock or gnarley tree. Alas, I ran out of time in the painting class.
Make sure any gifts you buy this year also work in the Bizarro Universe.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Make sure any gifts you buy this year also work in the Bizarro Universe.
"Huh. That's a high frame rate. She must be someplace dark halfway through the show."
Why can't my brain just embrace mystery?
Why can't my brain just embrace mystery?
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Huh. That's a high frame rate. She must be someplace dark halfway through the show."
Why can't my brain just embrace mystery?
Why can't my brain just embrace mystery?
24 years ago the "Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'" article made me fall off my chair.
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But the title of best _headline_ unquestionably goes to "Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'"
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But the title of best _headline_ unquestionably goes to "Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'"
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December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
24 years ago the "Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'" article made me fall off my chair.
theonion.com/haggar-physi...
But the title of best _headline_ unquestionably goes to "Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'"
theonion.com/typo-in-prop...
theonion.com/haggar-physi...
But the title of best _headline_ unquestionably goes to "Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'"
theonion.com/typo-in-prop...
This morning a rumpled Pete Hegseth, clinging to an empty Jack Daniels bottle, loudly proclaimed to reporters that they can’t be war crimes because he changed the name to The Department of
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This morning a rumpled Pete Hegseth, clinging to an empty Jack Daniels bottle, loudly proclaimed to reporters that they can’t be war crimes because he changed the name to The Department of
Nothing makes Mike Johnson happier than not knowing even the basic premise of your question.
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nothing makes Mike Johnson happier than not knowing even the basic premise of your question.
ABC News I bet I know where you can find out.
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
ABC News I bet I know where you can find out.
Overheard in the Oval Office: “But she has such big… qualifications”
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Overheard in the Oval Office: “But she has such big… qualifications”
Fuck you, Garfield. Sometimes Mondays are good.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Fuck you, Garfield. Sometimes Mondays are good.
Thanks! I just remembered another custom job (for myself). A microwave egg cooker in the shape of my favorite bread.
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Thanks! I just remembered another custom job (for myself). A microwave egg cooker in the shape of my favorite bread.
The glaze and the proportions are beautiful. Great work! The concept makes so much sense, too. Those French sure know their butter!
The closest I came to that was a soup bowl with a gutter, by special request.
The closest I came to that was a soup bowl with a gutter, by special request.
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The glaze and the proportions are beautiful. Great work! The concept makes so much sense, too. Those French sure know their butter!
The closest I came to that was a soup bowl with a gutter, by special request.
The closest I came to that was a soup bowl with a gutter, by special request.
I really, really want to be around when Zoomers discover a second adverb.
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I really, really want to be around when Zoomers discover a second adverb.
ACAB
Cancún Edition
Cancún Edition
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
ACAB
Cancún Edition
Cancún Edition
One of the best comedies in history and the progenitor of the world’s ultimate closing theme only got one Emmy for editing in all of its (too short) four seasons.
Going in for the annual watch.
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
Going in for the annual watch.
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
One of the best comedies in history and the progenitor of the world’s ultimate closing theme only got one Emmy for editing in all of its (too short) four seasons.
Going in for the annual watch.
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
Going in for the annual watch.
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
The bigger question is why it was such a surprise that birds are dinosaurs. This thing is such a fucking dinosaur.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The bigger question is why it was such a surprise that birds are dinosaurs. This thing is such a fucking dinosaur.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They're lucky the Coast Guard just installed their new Disabled Fishing Boat Sav-O-Meter.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
They're lucky the Coast Guard just installed their new Disabled Fishing Boat Sav-O-Meter.
I prefer it in a bag because oxygen and light never get to it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I prefer it in a bag because oxygen and light never get to it.
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
'Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day of my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you I see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we… OOOOO… I'm more in love with you
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
Do do do do do, ooh
And every day of my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you I see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we… OOOOO… I'm more in love with you
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
Do do do do do, ooh
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
'Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day of my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you I see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we… OOOOO… I'm more in love with you
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
Do do do do do, ooh
And every day of my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you I see your soul come shinin' through
And every time that we… OOOOO… I'm more in love with you
La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la la la
Do do do do do, ooh