💀Kristofer💀
@smallinsaneone.bsky.social
Bone God and disaster gremlin. 🐧 fan. My wife fan. AuDHD. ✡️. It/its. 28.
iwtv, batfam, aftg, qt, various unhinged screaming
iwtv, batfam, aftg, qt, various unhinged screaming
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Hi! I’m Kris/Kristofer/Bone God/idk as long as you don’t call me by my full legal first name (I literally tell people irl that if they forget my name they can just go “blue hair!” bc I’m usually the only one, tho I feel that may be less useful here).
I think we should adopt the William Tell overture as a theme song for resistance for absolutely no reason at all
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I think we should adopt the William Tell overture as a theme song for resistance for absolutely no reason at all
Having one of those days that just reminds me how little the average person understands autistic people and how little they *care* to understand.
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Having one of those days that just reminds me how little the average person understands autistic people and how little they *care* to understand.
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OK so here is my Music Theory Explainer for why Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is a genius piece of songwriting.
First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen).
Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —
First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen).
Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —
June 17, 2024 at 7:21 PM
OK so here is my Music Theory Explainer for why Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” is a genius piece of songwriting.
First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen).
Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —
First, you have to be aware that Cohen is of Jewish extraction (It’s in the name - Cohen).
Next, know that figuring out which key Hallelujah is in, is not easy or straightforward —
New American Murder Song song and teaser of a whole new album…I am LIVING
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
New American Murder Song song and teaser of a whole new album…I am LIVING
A fun fact about me is that I have NO concept of how fast the average person reads, so I forget that something like “I read a 320 page book in a few hours” isn’t just, like, normal.
Anyway I read Malala Yousafzai’s new book this morning and got really emotional about it.
Anyway I read Malala Yousafzai’s new book this morning and got really emotional about it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
A fun fact about me is that I have NO concept of how fast the average person reads, so I forget that something like “I read a 320 page book in a few hours” isn’t just, like, normal.
Anyway I read Malala Yousafzai’s new book this morning and got really emotional about it.
Anyway I read Malala Yousafzai’s new book this morning and got really emotional about it.
I think sometimes temple is really funny bc it’s like here’s Jordan, she’s a board member and on the finance committee, and here’s Jordan’s wife, she’s Odd and sits on the floor and doesn’t wear shoes but like it’s fine
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I think sometimes temple is really funny bc it’s like here’s Jordan, she’s a board member and on the finance committee, and here’s Jordan’s wife, she’s Odd and sits on the floor and doesn’t wear shoes but like it’s fine
I love cats so much I just watched Coco make the active decision to ignore me
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I love cats so much I just watched Coco make the active decision to ignore me
Daily affirmations
You are strong
You are smart
People like you
You can see more colors than a shrimp
You are strong
You are smart
People like you
You can see more colors than a shrimp
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Daily affirmations
You are strong
You are smart
People like you
You can see more colors than a shrimp
You are strong
You are smart
People like you
You can see more colors than a shrimp
My “controversial” tattoo opinion is that all tattoos have to have a meaning, but that meaning can be “it looked cool” or “I liked it.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My “controversial” tattoo opinion is that all tattoos have to have a meaning, but that meaning can be “it looked cool” or “I liked it.”
I'm trying to find a two-person arrangement of Hallelujah for a friend and I, and why does this SAY two-person/SA but when I open it it's SAB?????
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm trying to find a two-person arrangement of Hallelujah for a friend and I, and why does this SAY two-person/SA but when I open it it's SAB?????
When I say that my music tastes are “varied and eclectic,” please know that this just popped up on my discover weekly
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When I say that my music tastes are “varied and eclectic,” please know that this just popped up on my discover weekly
How many times do I need to tell Moops that I cannot put the food in the bowl if his head is also in the bowl
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
How many times do I need to tell Moops that I cannot put the food in the bowl if his head is also in the bowl
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You asked chatgpt, I asked the vampire Armand and he brainwashed me into forgetting the question and told me to kms
you asked chatgpt. i asked the vampire louis de pointe du lac. he spoke in purple prose for ten uninterrupted minutes and didn't directly answer the question.
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You asked chatgpt, I asked the vampire Armand and he brainwashed me into forgetting the question and told me to kms
We are all the way to November yet I *still* keep trying to write the year as 2024
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We are all the way to November yet I *still* keep trying to write the year as 2024
OH SHIT MY DM REINCARNATION FIC
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
OH SHIT MY DM REINCARNATION FIC
Captive Prince (the whole trilogy) was everything I wanted and love, but now really what I need is Laurent topping Damen.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Captive Prince (the whole trilogy) was everything I wanted and love, but now really what I need is Laurent topping Damen.
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Happy (unofficial) birthday to the enigmatic diva that is Armand! ❤️🔥
Huge thanks to the incredible Assad Zaman, whose hauntingly beautiful portrayal of this tragic and complex character has completely captured our hearts and imaginations.
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
Huge thanks to the incredible Assad Zaman, whose hauntingly beautiful portrayal of this tragic and complex character has completely captured our hearts and imaginations.
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Happy (unofficial) birthday to the enigmatic diva that is Armand! ❤️🔥
Huge thanks to the incredible Assad Zaman, whose hauntingly beautiful portrayal of this tragic and complex character has completely captured our hearts and imaginations.
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
Huge thanks to the incredible Assad Zaman, whose hauntingly beautiful portrayal of this tragic and complex character has completely captured our hearts and imaginations.
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
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#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
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#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
OUT named Louis de Pointe du Lac the hottest gay character on streaming right now.
🔗: www.out.com/gay-tv-shows...
OUT named Louis de Pointe du Lac the hottest gay character on streaming right now.
🔗: www.out.com/gay-tv-shows...
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
#InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
OUT named Louis de Pointe du Lac the hottest gay character on streaming right now.
🔗: www.out.com/gay-tv-shows...
OUT named Louis de Pointe du Lac the hottest gay character on streaming right now.
🔗: www.out.com/gay-tv-shows...
My wife’s general aesthetic being “hobbit” is particularly funny when you realize that *my* general aesthetic is more like “Ringwraith,” complete with the shrieking.
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My wife’s general aesthetic being “hobbit” is particularly funny when you realize that *my* general aesthetic is more like “Ringwraith,” complete with the shrieking.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
At least like 60% of living with me is just weird noises all the time. Another 35% is my complete inability to ever be organized even a little bit, and the last 5% is “can you empty the dishwasher please.”
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
At least like 60% of living with me is just weird noises all the time. Another 35% is my complete inability to ever be organized even a little bit, and the last 5% is “can you empty the dishwasher please.”
I am back on my “I deserve to be a vampire” bullshit
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I am back on my “I deserve to be a vampire” bullshit
Just made goth-to-goth eye contact with a girl on the escalator on the light rail
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just made goth-to-goth eye contact with a girl on the escalator on the light rail
What in the iwtv eyes is going on here
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What in the iwtv eyes is going on here