odd derstuff
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just throwing this out there bc i don't think i have said it on here yet but if any moots on here ever wanna dm feel 100% free i love to yap and i love to make frens
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like it IS that good and it WILL ruin your life like that
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idc if vampire's don't really sweat he'd also use daniel's roll on deodorant and daniel would get aggressively bricked up about it
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i would try to explain to him that while freud was fundamental to the development of therapy as we currently know it his theories have been discredited for being unscientific & based in outdated sexist social beliefs & he would roll his eyes & imply that my Silly Girl Brain just can't comprehend it
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also it is currently dawning on me with slow horror. marius would be pro-freud wouldn't he.
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honestly if you told me there was a coven of vampires in late 19th/early 20th century austria who freud was hanging out w & thats why his ideas were all Like That i'd believe you
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to be fair freud was also wrong about most humans as well
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"human concepts of mental health don't apply to vampires!" says louis de pointe du lac as he has full bodied hallucinations that he interacts with, his ex is having bpd meltdowns every 5 minutes and his other ex is dissociating in the corner
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also sorry any oomfies who are fans of his but there is NOTHING they can do with marius to bring me around on him my foot is on his neck and it is STAYING there
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do i think he'll stage some grand moral crusade against him? no. do i think he'll find him absolutely fucking insufferable? yes absolutely & for that he is just like me
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i actually do think show daniel is going dislike marius but not necessarily for any moral reasons i just can't envision any reality where show daniel earnestly entertains that kind of pretentious hedonistic egotism
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little miss polymer vampires beefing with this concept is so funny
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armand asking daniel to wear his glasses while they fuck so he can cum on them WHO SAID THAT
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truly hilarious to me that anne rice hated twilight because vampires aren't "supposed to sparkle". 1. those are your grandkids be nice. 2. girl. have you told Lestat that ??
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he's so fucking funny and he isn't even trying to be
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extra funny that it is followed up by armand going doesn't matter i'm doing CRIME
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favourite dm moment from the books is when armand is like okay i am bored of being poor now i will get us millions of dollars instead & daniel says do you even know what a tax bracket is
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much talk of all the Antics armand could get into with an airfryer. not enough discussion of the menace he could be with a pressure cooker.
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like it definitely Isn't objectively but these writers are no match for what my schizophrenic imagination can comprehend
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i'm not even a phannie like that but their latest video is actually a really excellent take on rpf and keeping it on the right side of parasocial and i think many could benefit from watching it
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first time i encountered them they were very aggressively beefing with a teenager who pointed out that armand was a child in his formative years during the events of tva & that's why he has such a weird relationship with sex & somehow it has only gotten worse since then
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ik i said this to you on the other app as well but the way i have never seen this person have an even remotely good take is actually quite impressive
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he'd just get really really Scared i think
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he'd have a REALLY bad trip and make it everybody's problem