smallfish
@smallerfish.bsky.social
pfp is el mar by mary weatherford
if they had invented the laptop in the 2020s they would have called it a laptap and they would have spent a billion dollars on marketing to convince us that was a good name and we would have killed them we would have
January 10, 2026 at 6:06 AM
if they had invented the laptop in the 2020s they would have called it a laptap and they would have spent a billion dollars on marketing to convince us that was a good name and we would have killed them we would have
getitng older really puts things into perspective. when I was a kid I worried about a lot of trivial things, but now I understand that you only get one cheese sandwich on this earth and Ive burnt mine
January 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
getitng older really puts things into perspective. when I was a kid I worried about a lot of trivial things, but now I understand that you only get one cheese sandwich on this earth and Ive burnt mine
no one ever likes my venmo transactions
a cartoon character with black hair is laying on a bed
ALT: a cartoon character with black hair is laying on a bed
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
no one ever likes my venmo transactions
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the thing about me is i will have to rewrite a scene/story because i forgot about facial recognition again
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 AM
the thing about me is i will have to rewrite a scene/story because i forgot about facial recognition again
okay in my defense i do forget i can talk to people
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
okay in my defense i do forget i can talk to people
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read this as "millennial char"
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
read this as "millennial char"
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December 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
people who steal my desired usernames need to change or at least stop being Arsenal fans, this is embarrassing for both of us
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
people who steal my desired usernames need to change or at least stop being Arsenal fans, this is embarrassing for both of us
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You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."
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I frequently send this kinda thing to @hotcyder.bsky.social for my thumbnails
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I frequently send this kinda thing to @hotcyder.bsky.social for my thumbnails
anyone think this is just a top-notch night to have a curse?
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
anyone think this is just a top-notch night to have a curse?
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(2024)
Inspired by the "Wizardry" series games
Inspired by the "Wizardry" series games
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
(2024)
Inspired by the "Wizardry" series games
Inspired by the "Wizardry" series games
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
i dont know my anime stereotype words but im feeling very pagalicci but it's a girl who did this to herself and is pretending it's on purpose
December 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i dont know my anime stereotype words but im feeling very pagalicci but it's a girl who did this to herself and is pretending it's on purpose
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New roll time. Scanned this with my new digital camera; I don't think I did a great job of it but I think these shots still turned out nice.
📷 #photography #analogphotography #filmphotography #filmisnotdead #believeinfilm
📷 #photography #analogphotography #filmphotography #filmisnotdead #believeinfilm
December 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
New roll time. Scanned this with my new digital camera; I don't think I did a great job of it but I think these shots still turned out nice.
📷 #photography #analogphotography #filmphotography #filmisnotdead #believeinfilm
📷 #photography #analogphotography #filmphotography #filmisnotdead #believeinfilm
showin the dog color coded charts and maps today.
December 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
showin the dog color coded charts and maps today.
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
i dont make it to the theater often. I went into fury road in a disassociated haze, no idea what movie i was watching. everyone stood up and clapped at the end of Gravity. and the kids at Kpop demon hunters who had all of Mira's lines memorized and said them with her
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i dont make it to the theater often. I went into fury road in a disassociated haze, no idea what movie i was watching. everyone stood up and clapped at the end of Gravity. and the kids at Kpop demon hunters who had all of Mira's lines memorized and said them with her
zendaya was right; tennis Is the most important thing. but also make men kiss for your entertainment
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
zendaya was right; tennis Is the most important thing. but also make men kiss for your entertainment
holy shit
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
holy shit