Beth
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Teal St Hooligan. Duval till I die. She/her. 🩷💜💙
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Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
Brent and I made garlic parmesan mashed potatoes (with weed butter) with gravy, green bean casserole, and sweet potato casserole today. Probably making chipotle deviled eggs and maybe rice krispies treats (with weed butter lol) tomorrow🤤
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Brent and I made garlic parmesan mashed potatoes (with weed butter) with gravy, green bean casserole, and sweet potato casserole today. Probably making chipotle deviled eggs and maybe rice krispies treats (with weed butter lol) tomorrow🤤
Got fucking blindsided by a Scream preview tonight going to see Wake Up Dead Man. So I probably looked crazy with my eyes closed and my hands over my ears trying not to hear what was going on.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Got fucking blindsided by a Scream preview tonight going to see Wake Up Dead Man. So I probably looked crazy with my eyes closed and my hands over my ears trying not to hear what was going on.
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Fuck the Titans
Fuck the titans
Fuck the titans
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Fuck the Titans
🥹🥹
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
🥹🥹
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NFL rule proposal
PURGE FOOTBALL
for one play every game, all penalties are legal. But you don't know what play it is or when it is, the playclock will suddenly flash blue and that's the signal the next play is chaos
PURGE FOOTBALL
for one play every game, all penalties are legal. But you don't know what play it is or when it is, the playclock will suddenly flash blue and that's the signal the next play is chaos
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
NFL rule proposal
PURGE FOOTBALL
for one play every game, all penalties are legal. But you don't know what play it is or when it is, the playclock will suddenly flash blue and that's the signal the next play is chaos
PURGE FOOTBALL
for one play every game, all penalties are legal. But you don't know what play it is or when it is, the playclock will suddenly flash blue and that's the signal the next play is chaos
I think it's hilarious that people hate that rule
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I think it's hilarious that people hate that rule
Getting nothing from that turnover is craaazy
November 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Getting nothing from that turnover is craaazy
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Patrick Mahomes is like if Bugs Bunny played quarterback
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Patrick Mahomes is like if Bugs Bunny played quarterback
I greatly enjoy watching Chiefs players just straight up drop balls
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I greatly enjoy watching Chiefs players just straight up drop balls
That was so chaotic lmfao
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
That was so chaotic lmfao
Oop think that's getting taken back
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oop think that's getting taken back
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Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
It’s amazing how much of this advertising is “you know that thing you were already doing without any issues? What if your phone told you to do it?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nothing will top the one that was like “thank god for AI restaurants now know not to seat you outdoors when it’s raining”
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Today I'm thankful for Fuck the Titans!
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Today I'm thankful for Fuck the Titans!
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Fuck the Titans
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fuck the Titans
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oh i just know you can’t tell him SHIT 😤
October 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
oh i just know you can’t tell him SHIT 😤
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“I love walking in the locker room and hearing the music and the guys dancing,” coach Brian Schottenheimer said. “It was great. They had the Marshawn Kneeland flag up there in the locker room. And they were dancing (while) holding it.”
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
How the Cowboys pulled off their most improbable win of the season
The playoffs are still a long shot, but the Cowboys know they can beat anyone after rallying past the defending champion Eagles.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“I love walking in the locker room and hearing the music and the guys dancing,” coach Brian Schottenheimer said. “It was great. They had the Marshawn Kneeland flag up there in the locker room. And they were dancing (while) holding it.”
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...