Slowpuncheur
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So there's a lot of 'Howe out', 'Burn/Botman etc is shit ' today. Talk about instant gratification society. Stick to TikTok with your 10 second attention spans. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
So there's a lot of 'Howe out', 'Burn/Botman etc is shit ' today. Talk about instant gratification society. Stick to TikTok with your 10 second attention spans. #nufc
I'm gonna say it: Woltemade still needs a hell of a lot of refinement. Apart from looking leggy last few games (not anyone's fault), he's still a long way off the finished article. Tries to cover a lot of ground but often not in effective situations. We shouldn't forget he's not a no 9. #nufc
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'm gonna say it: Woltemade still needs a hell of a lot of refinement. Apart from looking leggy last few games (not anyone's fault), he's still a long way off the finished article. Tries to cover a lot of ground but often not in effective situations. We shouldn't forget he's not a no 9. #nufc
Feels like Rob Byron, stadium announcer is struggling to make the step up to the Champions League. What with the rigmarole of the CL anthem etc and the changes to the running order of Local Hero & Blaydon Races, it all feels rushed. Crams in 'Enjoy the game' after the kick off these days 😂 #nufc
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Feels like Rob Byron, stadium announcer is struggling to make the step up to the Champions League. What with the rigmarole of the CL anthem etc and the changes to the running order of Local Hero & Blaydon Races, it all feels rushed. Crams in 'Enjoy the game' after the kick off these days 😂 #nufc
Well. A culmination of an intense run of fixtures v a team who's manager has had 8 days to concentrate on imposing his ideas on the training ground. So not a massive shock but such a disjointed performance. Howe and co. need to work out pretty quickly how to manage this squad and fixtures asap #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Well. A culmination of an intense run of fixtures v a team who's manager has had 8 days to concentrate on imposing his ideas on the training ground. So not a massive shock but such a disjointed performance. Howe and co. need to work out pretty quickly how to manage this squad and fixtures asap #nufc
Nice guy Eddie needs to bollock the lot of them at half time. That's not good enough at any level. Lazy, disinterested, passive, complacent, arrogant even. You can't just turn up and expect to win lads. You're not good enough to do that. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Nice guy Eddie needs to bollock the lot of them at half time. That's not good enough at any level. Lazy, disinterested, passive, complacent, arrogant even. You can't just turn up and expect to win lads. You're not good enough to do that. #nufc
Woltemade creates calm and order where chaos reigns. Osula just creates more chaos. An unorthodox pairing but by god, they confuse defenders #nufc
October 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Woltemade creates calm and order where chaos reigns. Osula just creates more chaos. An unorthodox pairing but by god, they confuse defenders #nufc
£150m and they can have him n'all
Nick Pope has equal the number of career Champions League goal involvements as Alexander Isak #NUFC
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
£150m and they can have him n'all
That Lukebakio looks a player. €20m from Sevilla. Actually played one prem game for Watford in 2018. He's taken time to progress but he's good. The type of player Ross Wilson should be scouting. #nufc
October 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
That Lukebakio looks a player. €20m from Sevilla. Actually played one prem game for Watford in 2018. He's taken time to progress but he's good. The type of player Ross Wilson should be scouting. #nufc
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This looks important. #nufc
EXCLUSIVE 🚨: Newcastle United midfielder Joe Willock, 26, had to be rescued from York Maze after a distress call to emergency services was made at around 5pm on Tuesday. He had been lost in the UK's largest maze for approximately six hours.
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This looks important. #nufc
Meanwhile the tories think a policy of scrapping the Climate Change Act to facilitate oil and gas extraction from the North Sea is the best thing for the UK (or at least their donors). Desparate.
It may have escaped your attention, but the Belgian energy system has quietly passed an important test. During the weekend of 4-5 October 2025, our consumption was almost entirely covered by renewable energy. And yet the system ticked like a Swiss watch. /
October 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Meanwhile the tories think a policy of scrapping the Climate Change Act to facilitate oil and gas extraction from the North Sea is the best thing for the UK (or at least their donors). Desparate.
Managed to get to the #nufc game today so few thoughts:
⚽New CB pairing look so good. Will be even better working with a ball playing keeper.
⚽Bruno excellent at covering for Trips especially but so more effective when given license to get up the pitch more. E.g. last 5 mins of 1st half.
Cont.
⚽New CB pairing look so good. Will be even better working with a ball playing keeper.
⚽Bruno excellent at covering for Trips especially but so more effective when given license to get up the pitch more. E.g. last 5 mins of 1st half.
Cont.
October 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Managed to get to the #nufc game today so few thoughts:
⚽New CB pairing look so good. Will be even better working with a ball playing keeper.
⚽Bruno excellent at covering for Trips especially but so more effective when given license to get up the pitch more. E.g. last 5 mins of 1st half.
Cont.
⚽New CB pairing look so good. Will be even better working with a ball playing keeper.
⚽Bruno excellent at covering for Trips especially but so more effective when given license to get up the pitch more. E.g. last 5 mins of 1st half.
Cont.
Did I just dream that Big Nick went all Zidane in the middle of the park, in the 2nd half? Beat about 4 men, found space and spread play. He's gonna be some player. #nufc
October 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Did I just dream that Big Nick went all Zidane in the middle of the park, in the 2nd half? Beat about 4 men, found space and spread play. He's gonna be some player. #nufc
Looking forward to seeing Hall and Tino as wing backs. A difficult role. Concern would be creativity so we need to get Murphy and Willock around and playing off Big Nick for this to work. #nufc
September 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Looking forward to seeing Hall and Tino as wing backs. A difficult role. Concern would be creativity so we need to get Murphy and Willock around and playing off Big Nick for this to work. #nufc
This #munche is a hard watch. Very little actual football, pitch slowing up but mainly just 22 highly irritating wingeing, cheats. Really poor #thefootball
September 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This #munche is a hard watch. Very little actual football, pitch slowing up but mainly just 22 highly irritating wingeing, cheats. Really poor #thefootball
We saw last night that top end CL games turn on split second decisions and moments of class under pressure. Barca nicked it to some extent, what turned out to be the winner wasn't even a chance. But mistakes get punished (Burn's poor pass inside, Gordon and Barnes' misses and not getting...#nufc
September 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
We saw last night that top end CL games turn on split second decisions and moments of class under pressure. Barca nicked it to some extent, what turned out to be the winner wasn't even a chance. But mistakes get punished (Burn's poor pass inside, Gordon and Barnes' misses and not getting...#nufc
My memory of 1997: Was a student at the time. Couldn't get a ticket so watched it in the Strawberry. If I remember rightly Sir John Hall came in after the match. I shook his hand and I think (was a bit pissed, naturally) he put some money behind the bar. What a night #nufc #fcb #championsleague
September 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My memory of 1997: Was a student at the time. Couldn't get a ticket so watched it in the Strawberry. If I remember rightly Sir John Hall came in after the match. I shook his hand and I think (was a bit pissed, naturally) he put some money behind the bar. What a night #nufc #fcb #championsleague
Watching Real V Marseilles and it's fair to say the Marseilles defenders and keeper invite a high press. We could have a field day if Gordon and co are on it. Weah looks sharp up front for them. #nufc
September 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watching Real V Marseilles and it's fair to say the Marseilles defenders and keeper invite a high press. We could have a field day if Gordon and co are on it. Weah looks sharp up front for them. #nufc