The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
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Profile of Sliced Bread Inc™ (The inventors of Sliced Bread).
Tomorrow we will announce The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™.
We promise there won't be any delays.
Tomorrow we will announce The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™.
We promise there won't be any delays.
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Welp! Myself, Steve and Tim will be stuck in the Egg Leaf even longer than I had hoped.
Shiori, waning revenge on us (well, mostly Steve for pretending to be her brother), has completely taken over the campus fountain with her gang, and with it, our only way out of this world.
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Welp! Myself, Steve and Tim will be stuck in the Egg Leaf even longer than I had hoped.
Shiori, waning revenge on us (well, mostly Steve for pretending to be her brother), has completely taken over the campus fountain with her gang, and with it, our only way out of this world.
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January 17, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Welp! Myself, Steve and Tim will be stuck in the Egg Leaf even longer than I had hoped.
Shiori, waning revenge on us (well, mostly Steve for pretending to be her brother), has completely taken over the campus fountain with her gang, and with it, our only way out of this world.
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Welp! Myself, Steve and Tim will be stuck in the Egg Leaf even longer than I had hoped.
Shiori, waning revenge on us (well, mostly Steve for pretending to be her brother), has completely taken over the campus fountain with her gang, and with it, our only way out of this world.
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The raid on the derelict shopping centre, and the rescue of Steve, was a success. ... Still I am absolutely furious about one thing that happened.
Let's start with the positive. With Gust and his gang on our side, we were able to get through the building, and the Mafia of Love with no trouble.
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Let's start with the positive. With Gust and his gang on our side, we were able to get through the building, and the Mafia of Love with no trouble.
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January 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The raid on the derelict shopping centre, and the rescue of Steve, was a success. ... Still I am absolutely furious about one thing that happened.
Let's start with the positive. With Gust and his gang on our side, we were able to get through the building, and the Mafia of Love with no trouble.
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Let's start with the positive. With Gust and his gang on our side, we were able to get through the building, and the Mafia of Love with no trouble.
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I hate to make this post after yesterday's post. But, something this important to the lives of those in the office must be reported on.
The Crescent Moon Beast of the Cheese Leaf has returned, and got access to the office.
Thankfully no one has been harmed.
It started at the break of dawn.
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The Crescent Moon Beast of the Cheese Leaf has returned, and got access to the office.
Thankfully no one has been harmed.
It started at the break of dawn.
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January 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I hate to make this post after yesterday's post. But, something this important to the lives of those in the office must be reported on.
The Crescent Moon Beast of the Cheese Leaf has returned, and got access to the office.
Thankfully no one has been harmed.
It started at the break of dawn.
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The Crescent Moon Beast of the Cheese Leaf has returned, and got access to the office.
Thankfully no one has been harmed.
It started at the break of dawn.
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Today, I had a mini fright when Yoshio shouted out, "Look! The Crescent Moon Beast!"
Turns out, in this world, there's a hockey team named the Crescent Moon visiting the local park, with it's star player having the infamous nickname.
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Honestly, I'm just glad it wasn't the Cheese Leaf version.
Turns out, in this world, there's a hockey team named the Crescent Moon visiting the local park, with it's star player having the infamous nickname.
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😮💨
Honestly, I'm just glad it wasn't the Cheese Leaf version.
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Today, I had a mini fright when Yoshio shouted out, "Look! The Crescent Moon Beast!"
Turns out, in this world, there's a hockey team named the Crescent Moon visiting the local park, with it's star player having the infamous nickname.
...
😮💨
Honestly, I'm just glad it wasn't the Cheese Leaf version.
Turns out, in this world, there's a hockey team named the Crescent Moon visiting the local park, with it's star player having the infamous nickname.
...
😮💨
Honestly, I'm just glad it wasn't the Cheese Leaf version.
Myself and Meg spent the whole day training for Friday.
Hopeful that on that day we will save Steve, and get back to the office in our world.
There's nothing wrong with the Egg Leaf, mind you. But both of us, and Tim, are somewhat put off by how lovely dovey this world can get.
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Hopeful that on that day we will save Steve, and get back to the office in our world.
There's nothing wrong with the Egg Leaf, mind you. But both of us, and Tim, are somewhat put off by how lovely dovey this world can get.
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January 13, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Myself and Meg spent the whole day training for Friday.
Hopeful that on that day we will save Steve, and get back to the office in our world.
There's nothing wrong with the Egg Leaf, mind you. But both of us, and Tim, are somewhat put off by how lovely dovey this world can get.
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Hopeful that on that day we will save Steve, and get back to the office in our world.
There's nothing wrong with the Egg Leaf, mind you. But both of us, and Tim, are somewhat put off by how lovely dovey this world can get.
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Daisy gave us so much information about the Mafia of Love, that we now even knows about the diets of that gang's higher up (which probably won't be helpful).
In any case, we now know the gang is currently based in an abandoned shopping centre.
The current plan is to raid the place on Friday.
In any case, we now know the gang is currently based in an abandoned shopping centre.
The current plan is to raid the place on Friday.
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Daisy gave us so much information about the Mafia of Love, that we now even knows about the diets of that gang's higher up (which probably won't be helpful).
In any case, we now know the gang is currently based in an abandoned shopping centre.
The current plan is to raid the place on Friday.
In any case, we now know the gang is currently based in an abandoned shopping centre.
The current plan is to raid the place on Friday.
Waking up this morning, I still felt comfortable about what would happen today.
Sure, this version of Daisy was morally bad, and we do need any clues about Steve's whereabouts. But the thought of using torture still felt wrong.
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Yet, this day took a strange but overall fine turn.
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Sure, this version of Daisy was morally bad, and we do need any clues about Steve's whereabouts. But the thought of using torture still felt wrong.
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Yet, this day took a strange but overall fine turn.
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January 11, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Waking up this morning, I still felt comfortable about what would happen today.
Sure, this version of Daisy was morally bad, and we do need any clues about Steve's whereabouts. But the thought of using torture still felt wrong.
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Yet, this day took a strange but overall fine turn.
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Sure, this version of Daisy was morally bad, and we do need any clues about Steve's whereabouts. But the thought of using torture still felt wrong.
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Yet, this day took a strange but overall fine turn.
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One thing I've never fully thought about is the concept of last meetings.
That one day you would meet up with someone for the last time. That was until I met Daisy in the Void.
Given that her Leaf is not and will not ever be connected to mine, I most likely had my last meeting with her.
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That one day you would meet up with someone for the last time. That was until I met Daisy in the Void.
Given that her Leaf is not and will not ever be connected to mine, I most likely had my last meeting with her.
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January 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
One thing I've never fully thought about is the concept of last meetings.
That one day you would meet up with someone for the last time. That was until I met Daisy in the Void.
Given that her Leaf is not and will not ever be connected to mine, I most likely had my last meeting with her.
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That one day you would meet up with someone for the last time. That was until I met Daisy in the Void.
Given that her Leaf is not and will not ever be connected to mine, I most likely had my last meeting with her.
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Gust is planning to kidnap a member of the Mafia of Love tomorrow, in hope that we can get more information about the gang.
The one who will pull off this mission is his sister, Glade. She is quite the sharpshooter, and has an interesting power as well.
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Also, a unique nickname. One that's NSFW.
The one who will pull off this mission is his sister, Glade. She is quite the sharpshooter, and has an interesting power as well.
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Also, a unique nickname. One that's NSFW.
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Gust is planning to kidnap a member of the Mafia of Love tomorrow, in hope that we can get more information about the gang.
The one who will pull off this mission is his sister, Glade. She is quite the sharpshooter, and has an interesting power as well.
...
Also, a unique nickname. One that's NSFW.
The one who will pull off this mission is his sister, Glade. She is quite the sharpshooter, and has an interesting power as well.
...
Also, a unique nickname. One that's NSFW.
Above a market building, on its roof, is a row of houses. When walking along these houses, it felt like a normal street. But, when closer to the edge, you're reminded of how high up you really are. Each house is coupled to another by a red string.
This is the hideout of the Romantic Strings.
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This is the hideout of the Romantic Strings.
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January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Above a market building, on its roof, is a row of houses. When walking along these houses, it felt like a normal street. But, when closer to the edge, you're reminded of how high up you really are. Each house is coupled to another by a red string.
This is the hideout of the Romantic Strings.
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This is the hideout of the Romantic Strings.
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While myself, Meg, and Tim, have little experience in dealing with delinquent gangs, it was actually fairly easy to set up a meeting with the Romantic Strings tomorrow.
Although, that's mostly thanks to them hating the Mafia of Love so much, that they would willingly help those against them.
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Although, that's mostly thanks to them hating the Mafia of Love so much, that they would willingly help those against them.
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January 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
While myself, Meg, and Tim, have little experience in dealing with delinquent gangs, it was actually fairly easy to set up a meeting with the Romantic Strings tomorrow.
Although, that's mostly thanks to them hating the Mafia of Love so much, that they would willingly help those against them.
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Although, that's mostly thanks to them hating the Mafia of Love so much, that they would willingly help those against them.
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We managed to find a clue to the Mafia of Love current whereabouts, and are a step closer to saving Steve.
Apparently the gang recently had a scuffle with another (and more easily findable) gang named 'Romantic Strings'.
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Love, Heart, Romantic.
The Egg Leaf world sure is very romance themed.
Apparently the gang recently had a scuffle with another (and more easily findable) gang named 'Romantic Strings'.
...
Love, Heart, Romantic.
The Egg Leaf world sure is very romance themed.
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
We managed to find a clue to the Mafia of Love current whereabouts, and are a step closer to saving Steve.
Apparently the gang recently had a scuffle with another (and more easily findable) gang named 'Romantic Strings'.
...
Love, Heart, Romantic.
The Egg Leaf world sure is very romance themed.
Apparently the gang recently had a scuffle with another (and more easily findable) gang named 'Romantic Strings'.
...
Love, Heart, Romantic.
The Egg Leaf world sure is very romance themed.
The search for the Mafia of Love whereabouts is still ongoing. So, today, I'll explain why Yoshio believes he was the one that the gang was actually trying to kidnap.
Yoshio explained that in his world, that Will Hearts (their version of Will Items) are fairly common but also fairly mundane.
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Yoshio explained that in his world, that Will Hearts (their version of Will Items) are fairly common but also fairly mundane.
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January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The search for the Mafia of Love whereabouts is still ongoing. So, today, I'll explain why Yoshio believes he was the one that the gang was actually trying to kidnap.
Yoshio explained that in his world, that Will Hearts (their version of Will Items) are fairly common but also fairly mundane.
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Yoshio explained that in his world, that Will Hearts (their version of Will Items) are fairly common but also fairly mundane.
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What happened on New Year's Day according to Tim:
Around an hour after the start of the new year, the young rabbit was hopping around the hallway after being in the toilet. He was half sleepy, as this was his first time being this late, but otherwise doing fine. That was when he spotted Steve.
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Around an hour after the start of the new year, the young rabbit was hopping around the hallway after being in the toilet. He was half sleepy, as this was his first time being this late, but otherwise doing fine. That was when he spotted Steve.
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January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
What happened on New Year's Day according to Tim:
Around an hour after the start of the new year, the young rabbit was hopping around the hallway after being in the toilet. He was half sleepy, as this was his first time being this late, but otherwise doing fine. That was when he spotted Steve.
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Around an hour after the start of the new year, the young rabbit was hopping around the hallway after being in the toilet. He was half sleepy, as this was his first time being this late, but otherwise doing fine. That was when he spotted Steve.
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Honestly, when it came to betting what the Egg Leaf would be like, I don't think anyone even guessed close to what this world would be like.
Myself and Meg were definitely wrong in our thoughts.
But, I'm getting ahead of myself again. So, let me start with when we went through the trapdoor.
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Myself and Meg were definitely wrong in our thoughts.
But, I'm getting ahead of myself again. So, let me start with when we went through the trapdoor.
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January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Honestly, when it came to betting what the Egg Leaf would be like, I don't think anyone even guessed close to what this world would be like.
Myself and Meg were definitely wrong in our thoughts.
But, I'm getting ahead of myself again. So, let me start with when we went through the trapdoor.
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Myself and Meg were definitely wrong in our thoughts.
But, I'm getting ahead of myself again. So, let me start with when we went through the trapdoor.
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Admittedly, none of us tried to look for Steve from Accounting since he's gone missing. But, when Tim's parents came into the office yesterday afternoon, and revealed he was also missing... Well, everyone went straight into action to find our dear rabbit.
Checking the CCTV we learned that...
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Checking the CCTV we learned that...
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January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Admittedly, none of us tried to look for Steve from Accounting since he's gone missing. But, when Tim's parents came into the office yesterday afternoon, and revealed he was also missing... Well, everyone went straight into action to find our dear rabbit.
Checking the CCTV we learned that...
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Checking the CCTV we learned that...
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Took a good few hours for everyone to wake up after the New Year party. It was definitely a very enjoyable night.
But, now it's time to clean the office up, and get ready to get back to business.
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Although, has anyone seen where Steve from Accounting went?
But, now it's time to clean the office up, and get ready to get back to business.
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Although, has anyone seen where Steve from Accounting went?
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Took a good few hours for everyone to wake up after the New Year party. It was definitely a very enjoyable night.
But, now it's time to clean the office up, and get ready to get back to business.
...
Although, has anyone seen where Steve from Accounting went?
But, now it's time to clean the office up, and get ready to get back to business.
...
Although, has anyone seen where Steve from Accounting went?
The final preparation for the New Year's party has been completed. And while, I'm concerned that Steve from Accounting has claimed he's going to get "Absolutely pissed", I'm sure it will be an enjoyable party.
So, everyone here at Sliced Bread Inc™ wishes you all a very happy New Year!
🎉🎉🎉2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣🎉🎉🎉
So, everyone here at Sliced Bread Inc™ wishes you all a very happy New Year!
🎉🎉🎉2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣🎉🎉🎉
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The final preparation for the New Year's party has been completed. And while, I'm concerned that Steve from Accounting has claimed he's going to get "Absolutely pissed", I'm sure it will be an enjoyable party.
So, everyone here at Sliced Bread Inc™ wishes you all a very happy New Year!
🎉🎉🎉2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣🎉🎉🎉
So, everyone here at Sliced Bread Inc™ wishes you all a very happy New Year!
🎉🎉🎉2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣🎉🎉🎉
The office is getting ready for the New Year Eve party tomorrow.
This year is definitely going to be more packed than last year's one, considering all our new employees from other Leafs.
One of which being, Tim the Rabbit, who's glad his parents are letting him stay up late for the first time.
This year is definitely going to be more packed than last year's one, considering all our new employees from other Leafs.
One of which being, Tim the Rabbit, who's glad his parents are letting him stay up late for the first time.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The office is getting ready for the New Year Eve party tomorrow.
This year is definitely going to be more packed than last year's one, considering all our new employees from other Leafs.
One of which being, Tim the Rabbit, who's glad his parents are letting him stay up late for the first time.
This year is definitely going to be more packed than last year's one, considering all our new employees from other Leafs.
One of which being, Tim the Rabbit, who's glad his parents are letting him stay up late for the first time.
Went to a poetry night that Linda was performing at.
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It feels like it's been too long since the last time I've been to one. The last part of this year just got really busy. 😮💨
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Meg was also there, but only because, "there's this f#?@ing good stout at that venue."
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It feels like it's been too long since the last time I've been to one. The last part of this year just got really busy. 😮💨
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Meg was also there, but only because, "there's this f#?@ing good stout at that venue."
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Went to a poetry night that Linda was performing at.
❤️❤️❤️
It feels like it's been too long since the last time I've been to one. The last part of this year just got really busy. 😮💨
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Meg was also there, but only because, "there's this f#?@ing good stout at that venue."
❤️❤️❤️
It feels like it's been too long since the last time I've been to one. The last part of this year just got really busy. 😮💨
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Meg was also there, but only because, "there's this f#?@ing good stout at that venue."
Meg 'forced' me to wheel her to an arcade place today, as a mini celebration for the various things we did this year.
Most of the day was uneventful, but when we went over to a Point Blank machine, there was one thing I had to try.
While I usually suck at Point Blank, there was one idea I had.
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Most of the day was uneventful, but when we went over to a Point Blank machine, there was one thing I had to try.
While I usually suck at Point Blank, there was one idea I had.
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December 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Meg 'forced' me to wheel her to an arcade place today, as a mini celebration for the various things we did this year.
Most of the day was uneventful, but when we went over to a Point Blank machine, there was one thing I had to try.
While I usually suck at Point Blank, there was one idea I had.
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Most of the day was uneventful, but when we went over to a Point Blank machine, there was one thing I had to try.
While I usually suck at Point Blank, there was one idea I had.
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Remodeling work on our boss's office has begun.
It's mostly the gremlins from the Butter Leaf doing the work.
But, interestingly enough, Steve from Accounting is also taking overtime to work on it as well. The reason being that he wants to save up money for a very expensive Kasane Teto figure.
It's mostly the gremlins from the Butter Leaf doing the work.
But, interestingly enough, Steve from Accounting is also taking overtime to work on it as well. The reason being that he wants to save up money for a very expensive Kasane Teto figure.
December 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Remodeling work on our boss's office has begun.
It's mostly the gremlins from the Butter Leaf doing the work.
But, interestingly enough, Steve from Accounting is also taking overtime to work on it as well. The reason being that he wants to save up money for a very expensive Kasane Teto figure.
It's mostly the gremlins from the Butter Leaf doing the work.
But, interestingly enough, Steve from Accounting is also taking overtime to work on it as well. The reason being that he wants to save up money for a very expensive Kasane Teto figure.
Hey it da boss here 😎
And as you may already know from earlier posts by my underling its my b-day 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Im now three. Which sadly mean im no longer a boss baby 😔 but now a boss boy 😎
Anyway you might be wondering about this rad image down there. Its the plan for my biggest present!
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And as you may already know from earlier posts by my underling its my b-day 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Im now three. Which sadly mean im no longer a boss baby 😔 but now a boss boy 😎
Anyway you might be wondering about this rad image down there. Its the plan for my biggest present!
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December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hey it da boss here 😎
And as you may already know from earlier posts by my underling its my b-day 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Im now three. Which sadly mean im no longer a boss baby 😔 but now a boss boy 😎
Anyway you might be wondering about this rad image down there. Its the plan for my biggest present!
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And as you may already know from earlier posts by my underling its my b-day 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Im now three. Which sadly mean im no longer a boss baby 😔 but now a boss boy 😎
Anyway you might be wondering about this rad image down there. Its the plan for my biggest present!
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Merry Christmas!!! 🎄⛄🎄
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If you were hoping for a bigger post today, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
But my contract explicitly says I can't make a longer post on this holiday, and that I actually need to take a break.
Still, I'm sure tomorrow will be the start of something big.
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If you were hoping for a bigger post today, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
But my contract explicitly says I can't make a longer post on this holiday, and that I actually need to take a break.
Still, I'm sure tomorrow will be the start of something big.
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Merry Christmas!!! 🎄⛄🎄
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If you were hoping for a bigger post today, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
But my contract explicitly says I can't make a longer post on this holiday, and that I actually need to take a break.
Still, I'm sure tomorrow will be the start of something big.
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If you were hoping for a bigger post today, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
But my contract explicitly says I can't make a longer post on this holiday, and that I actually need to take a break.
Still, I'm sure tomorrow will be the start of something big.
Notice for those entering our office:
Today and tomorrow, The Sliced Bread Inc™ building will be closed.
Not because of Christmas, mind you. But because we accidentally have Christmas trees blocking every entrance to the building.
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So, in a way, it is because of Christmas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Today and tomorrow, The Sliced Bread Inc™ building will be closed.
Not because of Christmas, mind you. But because we accidentally have Christmas trees blocking every entrance to the building.
...
So, in a way, it is because of Christmas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Notice for those entering our office:
Today and tomorrow, The Sliced Bread Inc™ building will be closed.
Not because of Christmas, mind you. But because we accidentally have Christmas trees blocking every entrance to the building.
...
So, in a way, it is because of Christmas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Today and tomorrow, The Sliced Bread Inc™ building will be closed.
Not because of Christmas, mind you. But because we accidentally have Christmas trees blocking every entrance to the building.
...
So, in a way, it is because of Christmas. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯