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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 3h

Captain Bone was right about one thing, that tavern had the best drinks I've ever tasted. That grog while quite bitter, was such a treat to have.
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The only problem is now I have the worst hangover. 🤢
It's awful. I don't think I will even be able to check if anything important has happened today.

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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 1d

For tonight, Captain Bone has invited the whole office out to "drink at the best tavern in the world", although, in my opinion, the place looks very shoddy.
Still, it beats most of the normal company night out venues. Mostly because it's not another bowling alley.

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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 2d

He believes in both cases, ROF is testing us with these problems, before allowing the merger to happen.
So, we just need to find something that is an inconvenience in this Leaf, and resolve it.
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😮‍💨
Easier said than done. Since, it's not like we're trying to look for trouble everywhere we go.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 2d

Stone Head believes that the moment the Butter and Cheese Leaf's both had their merger quicken was when an inconvenience to Sliced Bread Inc™ was resolved.
The wyvern getting unstuck in Butter Leaf's case. And Meg's fight with the Crescent Moon Beast in Cheese Leaf's case.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 2d

Stone Head, having been given a full description of everything going on so far, has come up with a theory on how to quicken the merger of the Pickle Leaf.
The theory is a confusing one, related to a being he calls ROF. We don't know if this being is exclusive to his world or is also in ours.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 3d

Seems like Stone Head wants more information on what we know, as he might have an idea on what we should do next. A meeting with him and the higher ups is happening later today.
While, Captain Bone asked that we gather food from our world to give to those on the island. Sounds like a fair request.

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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 4d

Captain Bone had a meeting with a man nicknamed the Stone Head to tell him all she knows about the current situation and of us at Sliced Bread Inc™.
Stone Head is apparently the man who influenced her into becoming a pirate.
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Also, he is just a skull.

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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 5d

About that poster, it's of Roger's favourite singer... Taylor Swift. So there's now a religion of Swifties who believe she will free the open sea of these walls.
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In any case, we need to find a way to quicken the merger of this Leaf, for the sake of everyone on this island.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 5d

The confusion of temporarily being cut off from the rest of their world. Some wondering how they will survive without supplies from neighbouring islands. Others trying to figure out if they can blast the walls open. And a few starting a religion based on a poster on one of the walls.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 5d

With Cheese Leaf, we only had Tim's point of view before that world was fully merged. Still, he was confused and scared about what was going on.
But with the Pickle Leaf, we can see how a whole island is coping.
And the answer is not well.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 5d

There was something I didn't really think much about until today. How the people of the other Leafs were affected by having their worlds merged into ours.
In the Butter Leaf's case, the gremlins acted like it was always prophesied to happen. We didn't see any other races until afterwards.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 6d

We're hoping that despite the detour caused by the kraken, the ship should now arrive at the island by midnight tonight.
Still, it's been scary having to watch the captain and her crew carefully manoeuvre their ship around this monster, despite this not being their first rodeo with the kraken.

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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 7d

The reason...
I saw it myself. The gigantic size of it. How it blocked out the sun with its own mass. And how it was still a long distance away from us, despite how it already looked monstrously huge.
I can see how this kraken is the biggest threat of the Pickle Leaf.
Best to avoid it for now.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 7d

There has been a delay, and this time not to The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread™ (which is also still being delayed, but I feel like that doesn't need to be stated at this point).
Captain Bone's ship had to make a detour, taking an alternative route to the island settlement.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 8d

Although, Captain Bone was extremely confused seeing the clay stop-motion rabbit moving about. Finding Tim to be strange looking.
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Reminder that Captain Bone is a talking skeleton. So it's extremely rich coming from her on what counts as strange.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 8d

Captain Bone claims her ship should make land at the island settlement by tomorrow. She claim there's someone there that needs to be informed about recent matters.
In other news, Tim visited the Pickle Leaf today to look around the pirate ship. The young rabbit had an enjoyable time on board.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 9d

The boss's secretary, Betty, managed to find a solution to the recent health and safety concerns of the ship.
The solution was simple, signs next to the janitor's closet claiming the ship as a historical vessel (even though it's only two years old), and to wear hard hats when entering.

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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 10d

The higher ups had a safety fear pop up today.
With the janitor's closet now connected to a pirate ship in another world. Should said ship be examined for OSHA violations?
We had this problem with Meg's castle in the Butter Leaf before. Still, how many OSHA officers would ever look in the closet.

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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 11d

• And finally we asked what to nickname her Leaf. She said any pirate worth her salt is looking for the One Pickle (a legendary treasure all pirates want), so her world will have the nickname Pickle Leaf.
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Yes, really. I'm not going to argue with a tough skeleton captain on that decision.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 11d

• When asked about any threats we need to be aware of. She first joked about herself before then mentioning a kraken that rarely shows its face.
• Her version of the Crescent Moon Beast seems to be another female pirate captain, one who has several crews under her control.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 11d

• While the other Leafs have Will Eyes and Will Weapons. The magical power in her world is instead called Will Treasure. But they seem to work the same way as a Will Weapon (summonable items granting unique powers).
• Her own Will Treasure is a Sextant that can guide her to points of interest.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 11d

The meeting with Captain Bone today has enlightened us to a few key things about her Leaf. The majority of which I will bullet point for you all.
• Currently, outside of the vast open sea, the only other place merged into the janitor's closet at the moment is an island and its settlers.
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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 11d

Seems like someone already got this bread.

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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 12d

Tomorrow we're going to have a meeting with Captain Bone to learn more about her world. Asking her any questions we can think of.
But, there is one thing I needed to know today. I wanted to know why she is a skeleton.
Turns out some people in her world are just born as skeletons.¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread @slicedbreadinc.bsky.social · 13d

One of the pirates left the ship by himself, and wandered the hallway of the office. At one point he got frightened by a 'moving painting', and started to attack it.
It being a TV screen.
😮‍💨
To be fair, he did apologise for doing that. And Captain Bone has promised to pay for it in doubloons.

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