SkyBlueSky
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“With a sky bluesky, this rotten time, wouldn’t seem so bad to me now. Oh, I didn’t die. I should be satisfied. I survived. That’s good enough for now.” Also, disc golf.
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Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
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"I know what everyone in here is thinking: 'Get a load of fucking Henley over here, trying to figure out if he wants to put two ridiculously expensive sodas in his cart because he knows every good thing he has can disappear in a flash in this life…'"
Yes, I am Wearing a Henley at the Grocery Store
I’m obviously acting the same as I’ve always acted, and nothing about me has changed. I FEEL FINE WEARING A HENLEY, SO THERE IS NO NEED TO LOOK AT ...
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February 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"I know what everyone in here is thinking: 'Get a load of fucking Henley over here, trying to figure out if he wants to put two ridiculously expensive sodas in his cart because he knows every good thing he has can disappear in a flash in this life…'"
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DOJ Releases Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jeffrey-epstein-fragrance/
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
DOJ Releases Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jeffrey-epstein-fragrance/
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"When it comes to baby carriers, we’re pretty open. We love BabyBjörn, Infantino, and Artipoppe. We hate TumTumTaxi, Daddy Donkey, and Nugget Hauler."
Let Us Walk You Through Our Very Reasonable Baby Registry
Thank you so much for helping us welcome our new baby into the world. We’ve done a thesis amount of research as first-time parents, so here’s an ov...
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January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
"When it comes to baby carriers, we’re pretty open. We love BabyBjörn, Infantino, and Artipoppe. We hate TumTumTaxi, Daddy Donkey, and Nugget Hauler."
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TikTok Blocks Mentions Of Jeffrey Epstein https://theonion.com/tiktok-blocks-mentions-of-jeffrey-epstein/
January 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
TikTok Blocks Mentions Of Jeffrey Epstein https://theonion.com/tiktok-blocks-mentions-of-jeffrey-epstein/
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"I received your missive of Thursday last with the greatest of gratitude, as my brave compatriots and I have now waited five hours for the orders to approach a moderately busy intersection in the shopping district of a mid-sized American city."
A Letter to Home from a Weary ICE Agent
Dearest Beloved, I received your missive of Thursday last with the greatest of gratitude, as I and my brave compatriots have five hours now awaited...
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January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"I received your missive of Thursday last with the greatest of gratitude, as my brave compatriots and I have now waited five hours for the orders to approach a moderately busy intersection in the shopping district of a mid-sized American city."
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"Most of our high-level administrators have no experience or interest in higher education. But they do have experience and interest in management science, which is universal. (Management science is not a science or a form of management. But we have new early retirement incentives)"
News, Bad and Good, from the Dean of Arts and Sciences
We have no money for copies. But our Live, Love, Learn program now includes two Undergraduate Scribe Fellows. We have no money for raises, but we’v...
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January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"Most of our high-level administrators have no experience or interest in higher education. But they do have experience and interest in management science, which is universal. (Management science is not a science or a form of management. But we have new early retirement incentives)"
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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Trump On Prosecution Of Journalists: ‘Bring Me The Tapper’
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Trump On Prosecution Of Journalists: ‘Bring Me The Tapper’
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
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Just got out of the Melania screening. Didn't know a human mouth could do that.
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Just got out of the Melania screening. Didn't know a human mouth could do that.
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Bari Weiss Claims Ideological Diversity Begins And Ends With Her
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Bari Weiss Claims Ideological Diversity Begins And Ends With Her
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One month ago today:
December 28, 2025 – During a meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenskyy at Mar-a-Lago, Trump said that he believed Russia and Ukraine were “maybe very close” to ending their nearly four-year war. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors
December 28, 2025 – During a meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenskyy at Mar-a-Lago, Trump said that he believed Russia and Ukraine were “maybe very close” to ending their nearly four-year war. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: December 2025: Atrocities 581- 637
Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...
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January 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
One month ago today:
December 28, 2025 – During a meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenskyy at Mar-a-Lago, Trump said that he believed Russia and Ukraine were “maybe very close” to ending their nearly four-year war. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors
December 28, 2025 – During a meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenskyy at Mar-a-Lago, Trump said that he believed Russia and Ukraine were “maybe very close” to ending their nearly four-year war. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors
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Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
January 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids
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I have some good news to share.
Because of people like you, The Onion, Stan Kelly and @raygunsite.com raised $27,600 for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota solely on sales of these Sinister Minnesotans shirts.
Thank you so much for buying these. You can buy more shirts or donate directly here:
Because of people like you, The Onion, Stan Kelly and @raygunsite.com raised $27,600 for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota solely on sales of these Sinister Minnesotans shirts.
Thank you so much for buying these. You can buy more shirts or donate directly here:
January 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I have some good news to share.
Because of people like you, The Onion, Stan Kelly and @raygunsite.com raised $27,600 for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota solely on sales of these Sinister Minnesotans shirts.
Thank you so much for buying these. You can buy more shirts or donate directly here:
Because of people like you, The Onion, Stan Kelly and @raygunsite.com raised $27,600 for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota solely on sales of these Sinister Minnesotans shirts.
Thank you so much for buying these. You can buy more shirts or donate directly here:
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
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Dark times call for reckless purchases. https://store.theonion.com/products/the-onion-dark-mode-t-shirt?variant=42154992795717
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Dark times call for reckless purchases. https://store.theonion.com/products/the-onion-dark-mode-t-shirt?variant=42154992795717
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By our count, the Trump administration committed 56 new cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes in December 2025. #LestWeForget
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: December 2025: Atrocities 581- 637
Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...
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January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
By our count, the Trump administration committed 56 new cruelties, collusions, corruptions, and crimes in December 2025. #LestWeForget
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Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/
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Rams-Seahawks Game Preempted By ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Rerun https://theonion.com/rams-seahawks-game-preempted-by-everybody-hates-chris-rerun/
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Rams-Seahawks Game Preempted By ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Rerun https://theonion.com/rams-seahawks-game-preempted-by-everybody-hates-chris-rerun/
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Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
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Blow your paycheck like a well-informed citizen. https://store.theonion.com/collections/sweatshirts-and-hoodies
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Blow your paycheck like a well-informed citizen. https://store.theonion.com/collections/sweatshirts-and-hoodies
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ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/