ASEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS 🏳️⚧
@skeiser.bsky.social
40 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly.
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
[email protected]
Standup comic and freelance writer for hire.
Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™.
Needless to say, 18+, MDNI
[email protected]
Stayed up until 4 just to watch AUNTIE MAME. What am I doing with my life lol
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Stayed up until 4 just to watch AUNTIE MAME. What am I doing with my life lol
At the point of potential Thanksgiving loneliness where I may re-join Lex.
Can't wait to spend turkey day taking half an hour for Lex to reload as that cowpoke emoji dances around the loading screen!
Can't wait to spend turkey day taking half an hour for Lex to reload as that cowpoke emoji dances around the loading screen!
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
At the point of potential Thanksgiving loneliness where I may re-join Lex.
Can't wait to spend turkey day taking half an hour for Lex to reload as that cowpoke emoji dances around the loading screen!
Can't wait to spend turkey day taking half an hour for Lex to reload as that cowpoke emoji dances around the loading screen!
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Norelco Santa commercials always made me wish that I could shave.
Now I choose not to because I look like an idiot when I shave.
youtu.be/foIeK30_DTw?...
Now I choose not to because I look like an idiot when I shave.
youtu.be/foIeK30_DTw?...
Norelco Razor Christmas Commercial 1960's
YouTube video by Classics for Christmas!
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Norelco Santa commercials always made me wish that I could shave.
Now I choose not to because I look like an idiot when I shave.
youtu.be/foIeK30_DTw?...
Now I choose not to because I look like an idiot when I shave.
youtu.be/foIeK30_DTw?...
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The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson
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Today is Trans Day Of Remembrance
#TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames
*** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *
#TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames
*** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Today is Trans Day Of Remembrance
#TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames
*** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *
#TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames
*** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *
Reason I'm Aspec #274: I saw a friend's stack of old PLAYBOY mags from the 80's and went, "wow, GIRLS OF THE SOUTHWESTERN CONFERENCE. I wonder where they ranked SMU's football team in their college preview."
It was fourth.
It was fourth.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reason I'm Aspec #274: I saw a friend's stack of old PLAYBOY mags from the 80's and went, "wow, GIRLS OF THE SOUTHWESTERN CONFERENCE. I wonder where they ranked SMU's football team in their college preview."
It was fourth.
It was fourth.
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Matt Taibbi has finally found a files he doesn’t like
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Matt Taibbi has finally found a files he doesn’t like
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Not going to be doomer about this because that would mean guessing the current DOJ and FBI have people who are both competent and toadies.
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Not going to be doomer about this because that would mean guessing the current DOJ and FBI have people who are both competent and toadies.
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Maggie Smith had Olivia Nuzzi types nailed to the wall 56 years ago. Obsessed with youth and power, shallow grasp of art and beauty, ethics no more a hindrance than a pebble in her shoe.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Maggie Smith had Olivia Nuzzi types nailed to the wall 56 years ago. Obsessed with youth and power, shallow grasp of art and beauty, ethics no more a hindrance than a pebble in her shoe.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
Top 5 movie genres:
- Depictions of America in international genre films
- European Action Films from the mid-1960's to the mid-1980's
- Lesser-Known Best Picture Nominees
- Anything with M. Emmet Walsh
- Disaster Movies where we don't necessarily survive
- Depictions of America in international genre films
- European Action Films from the mid-1960's to the mid-1980's
- Lesser-Known Best Picture Nominees
- Anything with M. Emmet Walsh
- Disaster Movies where we don't necessarily survive
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Punks crash the party at the country club
- My dangerous yet glamorous job is destroying my soul
- Score by Tangerine Dream
- I’m stuck in an apocalyptic wasteland, but my hair looks great
- Body horror, but also sexy
- Punks crash the party at the country club
- My dangerous yet glamorous job is destroying my soul
- Score by Tangerine Dream
- I’m stuck in an apocalyptic wasteland, but my hair looks great
- Body horror, but also sexy
Top 5 movie genres:
- Does this robot / monster have a soul? (Yes it does)
- Sassy New York newspaper gal does not need love but finds it anyway
- I travelled in time or space. It was a mistake.
- You’re supposed to be the victim of my crime but I love you
- Being a detective is miserable but hot
- Does this robot / monster have a soul? (Yes it does)
- Sassy New York newspaper gal does not need love but finds it anyway
- I travelled in time or space. It was a mistake.
- You’re supposed to be the victim of my crime but I love you
- Being a detective is miserable but hot
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Top 5 movie genres:
- Depictions of America in international genre films
- European Action Films from the mid-1960's to the mid-1980's
- Lesser-Known Best Picture Nominees
- Anything with M. Emmet Walsh
- Disaster Movies where we don't necessarily survive
- Depictions of America in international genre films
- European Action Films from the mid-1960's to the mid-1980's
- Lesser-Known Best Picture Nominees
- Anything with M. Emmet Walsh
- Disaster Movies where we don't necessarily survive
Stumbled into a weird-ass football themed Hanna-Barbera cartoon called WHERE'S HUDDLES? on MeTV Toons, and at least it the gay-coded villain is actually voiced by Paul Lynde.
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Stumbled into a weird-ass football themed Hanna-Barbera cartoon called WHERE'S HUDDLES? on MeTV Toons, and at least it the gay-coded villain is actually voiced by Paul Lynde.
I just want there to be trans-centered media I want to consume twice.
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just want there to be trans-centered media I want to consume twice.
THE UCF COMEBACK IS ON
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
THE UCF COMEBACK IS ON
We had at least three separate points in which we could've given Trump an NFL team and he'd be happy with it (before, during *and* after ruining the USFL!)
Fashion designer Jordan Peterson is the obvious one but if imagine we'd corraled Donald Trump in a job as a bitchy legacy mag tastemaker like Anna Wintour
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We had at least three separate points in which we could've given Trump an NFL team and he'd be happy with it (before, during *and* after ruining the USFL!)
I am good for now. Thank you all so much for your help, and my most sincere apologies.
I need to pay $75 for my November utility bills as soon as I can, and only have $40 in available cash. Please help if you can, and thank you very much.
Paypal: tdkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Cashapp: $SusanKeiser
Paypal: tdkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Cashapp: $SusanKeiser
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I am good for now. Thank you all so much for your help, and my most sincere apologies.
I am good for now. Thank you all so much for your help, and my most sincere apologies.
Thank you very much. I got up to $75 and I accidentally transferred $25 of it so it wouldn't show up until Tuesday.
My deepest thanks, and my deepest apologies.
My deepest thanks, and my deepest apologies.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I am good for now. Thank you all so much for your help, and my most sincere apologies.
I am good for now. Thank you all so much for your help, and my most sincere apologies.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I am good for now. Thank you all so much for your help, and my most sincere apologies.
Thank you very much. I got up to $75 and I accidentally transferred $25 of it so it wouldn't show up until Tuesday.
My deepest thanks, and my deepest apologies.
My deepest thanks, and my deepest apologies.
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Thank you very much. I got up to $75 and I accidentally transferred $25 of it so it wouldn't show up until Tuesday.
My deepest thanks, and my deepest apologies.
My deepest thanks, and my deepest apologies.
Still in need, with only $10 raised so far. Please help if you can.
I need to pay $75 for my November utility bills as soon as I can, and only have $40 in available cash. Please help if you can, and thank you very much.
Paypal: tdkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Cashapp: $SusanKeiser
Paypal: tdkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Cashapp: $SusanKeiser
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Still in need, with only $10 raised so far. Please help if you can.
I need to pay $75 for my November utility bills as soon as I can, and only have $40 in available cash. Please help if you can, and thank you very much.
Paypal: tdkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Cashapp: $SusanKeiser
Paypal: tdkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Cashapp: $SusanKeiser
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I need to pay $75 for my November utility bills as soon as I can, and only have $40 in available cash. Please help if you can, and thank you very much.
Paypal: tdkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Cashapp: $SusanKeiser
Paypal: tdkeiser
Venmo: @susantkeiser
Cashapp: $SusanKeiser
I thought that one statuette was an Academy Award, until I realized Charlton Heston went to Northwestern.
Since it's Land Grant Trophy Week, let's indulge silly idea we had a while ago.
What if, in addition to the esteemed Land Grant Trophy, there was a Land Grant Title Belt, which all land grant schools are eligible to play for?
What if, in addition to the esteemed Land Grant Trophy, there was a Land Grant Title Belt, which all land grant schools are eligible to play for?
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I thought that one statuette was an Academy Award, until I realized Charlton Heston went to Northwestern.
Generative AI 🤝 Nuclear Fallout
Hands with a weird amount of fingers
Hands with a weird amount of fingers
Tech companies are betting big on nuclear energy to meet AIs massive power demands and they're using that AI to speed up the construction of new nuclear power plants.
Power Companies Are Using AI To Build Nuclear Power Plants
Tech companies are betting big on nuclear energy to meet AIs massive power demands and they're using that AI to speed up the construction of new nuclear power plants.
www.404media.co
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Generative AI 🤝 Nuclear Fallout
Hands with a weird amount of fingers
Hands with a weird amount of fingers