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For my american comrades visiting their old parents this weekend
I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
For my american comrades visiting their old parents this weekend
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the captain has lit the 'BAD DISCOURSE' light in the cabin, please return to your seats and buckle your seatbelts
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
the captain has lit the 'BAD DISCOURSE' light in the cabin, please return to your seats and buckle your seatbelts
reinventing streetpass from first principles
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
reinventing streetpass from first principles
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
good god, they blew my leaves away
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
good god, they blew my leaves away
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opting out of that discourse
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
opting out of that discourse
boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew (hot dogs)
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew (hot dogs)
name a better feeling that finding ikea eneloops in a forgotten device you can't
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
name a better feeling that finding ikea eneloops in a forgotten device you can't
there's no real justice without a time machine. barring that, prevention.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
there's no real justice without a time machine. barring that, prevention.
apologies for all of the recent food posting on this account. the ministers in charge have been sacked and sent to reeducation camps in the north.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
apologies for all of the recent food posting on this account. the ministers in charge have been sacked and sent to reeducation camps in the north.
between trump twice and covid, the brunch industry has only had a couple of up years over the last decade
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
between trump twice and covid, the brunch industry has only had a couple of up years over the last decade
a good french toast can change the world
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
a good french toast can change the world
people keep talking about new chainsawsuit man but every time i look it hasn't updated in years
chainsawsuit by kris straub
chainsawsuit.krisstraub.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
people keep talking about new chainsawsuit man but every time i look it hasn't updated in years
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i see a lot of meta pie discourse but not the actual pie discourse. maybe i have someone blocked.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i see a lot of meta pie discourse but not the actual pie discourse. maybe i have someone blocked.
"whatever i do, i have to remember to put this ring back on before i go downstairs"
you'll never guess what didn't happen before i went downstairs
you'll never guess what didn't happen before i went downstairs
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"whatever i do, i have to remember to put this ring back on before i go downstairs"
you'll never guess what didn't happen before i went downstairs
you'll never guess what didn't happen before i went downstairs
tfw you see someone that follows you screencapped on the timeline yikes
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
tfw you see someone that follows you screencapped on the timeline yikes
sorry that i didn't grow up with the lava boy and shark girl cinematic universe
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
sorry that i didn't grow up with the lava boy and shark girl cinematic universe
youtube if you don't stop changing the order of the items on the left hand menu of your website we are going to have to have words
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
youtube if you don't stop changing the order of the items on the left hand menu of your website we are going to have to have words
just learned that samsung microwaves will refuse to run if you set the timer for 4 minutes and 20 seconds due to the illegal weed number????
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
just learned that samsung microwaves will refuse to run if you set the timer for 4 minutes and 20 seconds due to the illegal weed number????
bowl with a straw built in
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
bowl with a straw built in
*doing some enron shit* uhhhhhhhh hey nice to see you, i'm not doing enron shit in here
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
*doing some enron shit* uhhhhhhhh hey nice to see you, i'm not doing enron shit in here
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
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im as guilty as anyone but it does seem to me that posts about the posting platform itself are like the lowest form of posting, even worse than hygiene and pizza-varieties posting. like a comedy routine that’s all crowd work
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
im as guilty as anyone but it does seem to me that posts about the posting platform itself are like the lowest form of posting, even worse than hygiene and pizza-varieties posting. like a comedy routine that’s all crowd work