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November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Pinning this again:

Do not use milk, juice, urine, antacids, baking soda on pepper spray or tear gas. Just water. Plain water..

Optical saline ok in eyes, but maybe save it for the dumbasses who wore contact lenses.
Plain soap or shampoo ok on skin, but never in eyes.
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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The CURRENT sitting MP for Clacton earns £511,000 as a presenter for GB News and took £281,000 as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion.

So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Saw this one, thought of Betty.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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She wasn't very popular with the UK mining industry..
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Far Side

Poor Humpty
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍
#Mornday #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9
It's a natural fear of recording equipment, due to acute... uhm... business that Morn is engaged in. Whenever his fourth wall sense tingles, he goes quiet.
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Have a great day, Admiral & #StarTrek friends!
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So, we're all nodding right now, yes? I mean, when we're not phasering each other since we're online right now... 😂🤣😂🤣
Good Morning #StarTrekFamily I hope y'all have a Marvelous #StarTrekMonday 😂🤣😂🤣🖖 LLAP
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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No kings, unless it's Zuko. He clearly comprehend the full weight of his crown.
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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When did standards change that this got replaced by this
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Tesla shareholders approve pay package to Elon Musk of 254,515,050,167 Private Eyes (at cover price)… or $1 trillion if he decides to take it in cash.

IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK!

New edition in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Go figure. 🤨

‘Acetaminophen use during pregnancy not clearly linked to autism, ADHD: Review’

“Taking acetaminophen during pregnancy is not clearly linked to autism or attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) in children, a new review finds.”
abcnews.go.com/Health/aceta...
Acetaminophen use during pregnancy not clearly linked to autism, ADHD: Review
Taking acetaminophen during pregnancy is not clearly linked to autism or attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) in children, a new analysis finds.
abcnews.go.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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The president is a child molester.
Release the Epstein files and let's be done with him.
Epstein Files: Political Roadblocks And Financial Cover Ups: The Fight For Full Disclosure
Political roadblocks and financial cover ups in the fight for full disclosure of the Epstein files
www.forbes.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.

Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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If you've ever needed a reason to rally behind the BBC then this is it.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Genuine question... What happens even if #Trump is successful, but the BBC still tells him (as it should) to fvck off?

How would he go about getting the money?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...
Trump threatens $1bn legal action against BBC over 6 January speech edit - live updates
The BBC chair earlier apologises for the
www.bbc.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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This is the Surrender Caucus:
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Ah, more details. Defamation, and in Florida.
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM