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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️
@singingdogz.bsky.social
I’m here to pet your dog.
He/him/his
I used to love their catalogue.

About the only bright spot I get is, once in a while a little old lady will ask for help getting something off a shelf.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Yeah. It feels so hostile anymore.
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
That's part of it, I'm sure. But, like...I'm so bored. It's the same stuff, over an over, and it doesn't matter where I go. OR, if I go to Trader Joe's or Whole Foods I get so overwhelmed with the other people, I can't enjoy it.
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Can we put some fancy jams and/or honey on the cheese?
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
YOU. ARE. A. DORK.
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I have earned some night cheese
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I raised my fist against fascism in-utero!
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
With your blog?
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's. A. Blog.
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Your proof....is your own blog....about an online troll.
a black and white drawing of two stick figures standing next to each other .
ALT: a black and white drawing of two stick figures standing next to each other .
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December 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Right? Because I'm friggin awesome.
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
*looks around*

Are the terminally online wreckers in the room with us?

Seriously, dude, looking for ways to pretend you're the victim of something is SOOOO 2013.
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Maybe some warm milk and time in the quiet corner? You seem to be all up your fee-fees today.
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
🍪 Did you want a cookie, oh noble warrior?
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Happy Birthday!!!! (psst. you're really pretty)
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Do you have enough blue eye shadow to get through it all?
a woman wearing a red jacket and earrings looks at the camera .
ALT: a woman wearing a red jacket and earrings looks at the camera .
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December 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I used "points" I got from work.
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM