MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️
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I used to love their catalogue.
About the only bright spot I get is, once in a while a little old lady will ask for help getting something off a shelf.
About the only bright spot I get is, once in a while a little old lady will ask for help getting something off a shelf.
December 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I used to love their catalogue.
About the only bright spot I get is, once in a while a little old lady will ask for help getting something off a shelf.
About the only bright spot I get is, once in a while a little old lady will ask for help getting something off a shelf.
Yeah. It feels so hostile anymore.
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Yeah. It feels so hostile anymore.
That's part of it, I'm sure. But, like...I'm so bored. It's the same stuff, over an over, and it doesn't matter where I go. OR, if I go to Trader Joe's or Whole Foods I get so overwhelmed with the other people, I can't enjoy it.
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That's part of it, I'm sure. But, like...I'm so bored. It's the same stuff, over an over, and it doesn't matter where I go. OR, if I go to Trader Joe's or Whole Foods I get so overwhelmed with the other people, I can't enjoy it.
Can we put some fancy jams and/or honey on the cheese?
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Can we put some fancy jams and/or honey on the cheese?
YOU. ARE. A. DORK.
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
YOU. ARE. A. DORK.
I have earned some night cheese
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have earned some night cheese
I raised my fist against fascism in-utero!
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I raised my fist against fascism in-utero!
Your proof....is your own blog....about an online troll.
a black and white drawing of two stick figures standing next to each other .
ALT: a black and white drawing of two stick figures standing next to each other .
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December 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Your proof....is your own blog....about an online troll.
Right? Because I'm friggin awesome.
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Right? Because I'm friggin awesome.
*looks around*
Are the terminally online wreckers in the room with us?
Seriously, dude, looking for ways to pretend you're the victim of something is SOOOO 2013.
Are the terminally online wreckers in the room with us?
Seriously, dude, looking for ways to pretend you're the victim of something is SOOOO 2013.
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
*looks around*
Are the terminally online wreckers in the room with us?
Seriously, dude, looking for ways to pretend you're the victim of something is SOOOO 2013.
Are the terminally online wreckers in the room with us?
Seriously, dude, looking for ways to pretend you're the victim of something is SOOOO 2013.
Maybe some warm milk and time in the quiet corner? You seem to be all up your fee-fees today.
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Maybe some warm milk and time in the quiet corner? You seem to be all up your fee-fees today.
🍪 Did you want a cookie, oh noble warrior?
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
🍪 Did you want a cookie, oh noble warrior?
Happy Birthday!!!! (psst. you're really pretty)
December 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Happy Birthday!!!! (psst. you're really pretty)
Do you have enough blue eye shadow to get through it all?
a woman wearing a red jacket and earrings looks at the camera .
ALT: a woman wearing a red jacket and earrings looks at the camera .
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December 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Do you have enough blue eye shadow to get through it all?
I used "points" I got from work.
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I used "points" I got from work.