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· Nov 22
For those of you who don't know me from the bad place:
1: I don't do follow backs. I'm not trying to build a following.
2: I remove anyone who decides to be problematic.
3: I am suspicious of your motives when you follow me.
1: I don't do follow backs. I'm not trying to build a following.
2: I remove anyone who decides to be problematic.
3: I am suspicious of your motives when you follow me.
Who. The. FUCK!!!! Decided that mustaches were back? I swear, every time I see some douchy little twerp out there, he's got a half-grown mustache and a protein powder addiction.
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Who. The. FUCK!!!! Decided that mustaches were back? I swear, every time I see some douchy little twerp out there, he's got a half-grown mustache and a protein powder addiction.
It's been a while since I got to out-troll a troll. Forgot how fun it can be.
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's been a while since I got to out-troll a troll. Forgot how fun it can be.
Did I buy myself a fancy flashlight because it's the closest thing I could find to a legitimate sonic screwdriver?
Well......maybe....
Well......maybe....
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Did I buy myself a fancy flashlight because it's the closest thing I could find to a legitimate sonic screwdriver?
Well......maybe....
Well......maybe....
No, YOU'RE eating chocolate pudding for dinner because (gestures around).
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
No, YOU'RE eating chocolate pudding for dinner because (gestures around).
I spent the last two days in the actual office. Yesterday, because my internet was out; today, for an end of year celebration. Which means, today I sat next to the company CEO for the lunch, received (with my group) an "award" for kindness, then helped sort winter coats that had been donated.
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I spent the last two days in the actual office. Yesterday, because my internet was out; today, for an end of year celebration. Which means, today I sat next to the company CEO for the lunch, received (with my group) an "award" for kindness, then helped sort winter coats that had been donated.
I had to go into the physical office today. I forgot my earbuds, and there was a huge group in-office today. On top of that, I had to do my final meeting as president of the LGBT erg. I am exhausted. AND I have to go back into the physical office tomorrow. It's 8 PM. I should go to bed.
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I had to go into the physical office today. I forgot my earbuds, and there was a huge group in-office today. On top of that, I had to do my final meeting as president of the LGBT erg. I am exhausted. AND I have to go back into the physical office tomorrow. It's 8 PM. I should go to bed.
@safety.bsky.app You suspend immigrant voices for speaking in their own defense, but allow pedophiles and sexual assaulters and literal nazis to speak free.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@safety.bsky.app You suspend immigrant voices for speaking in their own defense, but allow pedophiles and sexual assaulters and literal nazis to speak free.
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
Time to take all my pains to bed. You are all wonderful people and have nice butts.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Time to take all my pains to bed. You are all wonderful people and have nice butts.
Could my joints just...stop? Please?
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Could my joints just...stop? Please?
Apparently I'm eating lunch with the company's CEO this week. Which spoon do I use to throw my mashed potatoes? Not because he's a bad guy; I just want to use proper etiquette.
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Apparently I'm eating lunch with the company's CEO this week. Which spoon do I use to throw my mashed potatoes? Not because he's a bad guy; I just want to use proper etiquette.
Could I pull off a linen scarf, fashion-wise?
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Could I pull off a linen scarf, fashion-wise?
Did I create a spreadsheet to tell just how many fucking birds that asshole is trying to give his victim?
Yes.
Am I ruining the song?
Also yes.
Yes.
Am I ruining the song?
Also yes.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Did I create a spreadsheet to tell just how many fucking birds that asshole is trying to give his victim?
Yes.
Am I ruining the song?
Also yes.
Yes.
Am I ruining the song?
Also yes.
After ten years…success!!! #footstool
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
After ten years…success!!! #footstool
Do you ever think it's weird how people will just, almost at random, become fans of a sports team from, not just another city, but another state? Like someone will say "I'm a cubs fan" and they are from Wyoming or something.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Do you ever think it's weird how people will just, almost at random, become fans of a sports team from, not just another city, but another state? Like someone will say "I'm a cubs fan" and they are from Wyoming or something.
I facilitated my final board meeting as president for the LGBTQIA2S+ employee resource group at work. I have one more all-member meeting to facilitate on Wednesday, and then...that's it. I'll serve as "advisor" for a year, which means I'll attend meetings but don't get a vote on anything.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I facilitated my final board meeting as president for the LGBTQIA2S+ employee resource group at work. I have one more all-member meeting to facilitate on Wednesday, and then...that's it. I'll serve as "advisor" for a year, which means I'll attend meetings but don't get a vote on anything.
My new glasses should be here next week. Maybe this pair WON'T give me daily headaches.
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My new glasses should be here next week. Maybe this pair WON'T give me daily headaches.
I think it's time for me to admit the truth.
I don't care for musicals.
I don't care for musicals.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I think it's time for me to admit the truth.
I don't care for musicals.
I don't care for musicals.
Got my mom a coffee pod subscription and my holiday shopping is done.
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Got my mom a coffee pod subscription and my holiday shopping is done.
If all the hurty bits could stop hurting, that would be great.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If all the hurty bits could stop hurting, that would be great.
Despite the best efforts of every other driver in Omaha and Council Bluffs, I have returned from visiting family AND managed to get some groceries.
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Despite the best efforts of every other driver in Omaha and Council Bluffs, I have returned from visiting family AND managed to get some groceries.
If you can see this, you deserve fancy underwear.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If you can see this, you deserve fancy underwear.
Happy Thanksgiving. Protect your peace, and fight for your pie.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. Protect your peace, and fight for your pie.
I got to see the road show of "The Wiz" on Saturday night, and the songs, and the music, and the comedy alll took me back to watching PBS as a kid: Sesame Street, 3-2-1 CONACT, The Electric Company...
Also, one of the dancers was really HOT!!
Also, one of the dancers was really HOT!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I got to see the road show of "The Wiz" on Saturday night, and the songs, and the music, and the comedy alll took me back to watching PBS as a kid: Sesame Street, 3-2-1 CONACT, The Electric Company...
Also, one of the dancers was really HOT!!
Also, one of the dancers was really HOT!!
When you're the holiday traveling relative and you have to finish off your eggs before you leave, so dinner is....eggs.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When you're the holiday traveling relative and you have to finish off your eggs before you leave, so dinner is....eggs.
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It really is that fucking simple, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It really is that fucking simple, friends.