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@singingdogz.bsky.social
I’m here to pet your dog.
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He/him/his
Did I buy myself a fancy flashlight because it's the closest thing I could find to a legitimate sonic screwdriver?
Well......maybe....
Well......maybe....
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Did I buy myself a fancy flashlight because it's the closest thing I could find to a legitimate sonic screwdriver?
Well......maybe....
Well......maybe....
Did I create a spreadsheet to tell just how many fucking birds that asshole is trying to give his victim?
Yes.
Am I ruining the song?
Also yes.
Yes.
Am I ruining the song?
Also yes.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Did I create a spreadsheet to tell just how many fucking birds that asshole is trying to give his victim?
Yes.
Am I ruining the song?
Also yes.
Yes.
Am I ruining the song?
Also yes.
After ten years…success!!! #footstool
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
After ten years…success!!! #footstool
They did not care to explain.
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They did not care to explain.
Made a bigot mad enough to block me. It’s been a while, but I still got it.
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Made a bigot mad enough to block me. It’s been a while, but I still got it.
This prick, @cjsprigman.bsky.social , turned off comments and quote tweets. I am going to highly suggest that, and all of us white men, shut out collective fucking holes and start to actually listen to people who have real skin in the game.
October 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This prick, @cjsprigman.bsky.social , turned off comments and quote tweets. I am going to highly suggest that, and all of us white men, shut out collective fucking holes and start to actually listen to people who have real skin in the game.
We all saw what you said, and how you defended it. It's too late to cover your ass.
And in case you need reminding....
And in case you need reminding....
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
We all saw what you said, and how you defended it. It's too late to cover your ass.
And in case you need reminding....
And in case you need reminding....
No, you told a survivor of sexual assault to lighten up about rape jokes.
October 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
No, you told a survivor of sexual assault to lighten up about rape jokes.
Is this not you, telling a survivor of sexual assault that she should lighten up and is being insufferable for not putting up with rape jokes?
Or is that someone else using your account?
Or is that someone else using your account?
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Is this not you, telling a survivor of sexual assault that she should lighten up and is being insufferable for not putting up with rape jokes?
Or is that someone else using your account?
Or is that someone else using your account?
Really tempted to get this t-shirt printed:
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Really tempted to get this t-shirt printed:
@shinery.bsky.social I saw this, and, don't ask me why, but it made me think of you.
September 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@shinery.bsky.social I saw this, and, don't ask me why, but it made me think of you.
Oh. Gee. A troll. How dull.
September 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh. Gee. A troll. How dull.
That’s you, isn’t it?
September 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
That’s you, isn’t it?
I hate my Apple Watch. But this is where I am at this morning. And I know I cannot close my move ring without a workout. So this also counts how many days in a row I have done some sort of exercise.
And I’m still fat.
And I’m still fat.
September 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I hate my Apple Watch. But this is where I am at this morning. And I know I cannot close my move ring without a workout. So this also counts how many days in a row I have done some sort of exercise.
And I’m still fat.
And I’m still fat.
Always remember, Blue Maga are just as shitty as regular Maga.
August 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Always remember, Blue Maga are just as shitty as regular Maga.
As joyful as displacing homeless people and destroying everything they own?
August 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
As joyful as displacing homeless people and destroying everything they own?
And, for when you delete, or block, or whatever else you do instead of learning....
August 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
And, for when you delete, or block, or whatever else you do instead of learning....
Charlie is SO BIG MAD that he disabled quotes
August 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Charlie is SO BIG MAD that he disabled quotes
If you’re looking for scum, I’d like to nominate @tomduncombe.bsky.social .
July 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If you’re looking for scum, I’d like to nominate @tomduncombe.bsky.social .