Simon
@simonwe1ss.bsky.social
professionally not a moron // The Arsenal
Pluribus since episode 1
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Pluribus since episode 1
Game state / incentive:
Once you are as good at set-piece and solid defensively, the incentive goes down to up open play chances. Especially once you are ahead in games. Why take higher risk open play when you can spam lower-risk set-pieces?
If team can't even create SoTs, why would you bother
Once you are as good at set-piece and solid defensively, the incentive goes down to up open play chances. Especially once you are ahead in games. Why take higher risk open play when you can spam lower-risk set-pieces?
If team can't even create SoTs, why would you bother
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Game state / incentive:
Once you are as good at set-piece and solid defensively, the incentive goes down to up open play chances. Especially once you are ahead in games. Why take higher risk open play when you can spam lower-risk set-pieces?
If team can't even create SoTs, why would you bother
Once you are as good at set-piece and solid defensively, the incentive goes down to up open play chances. Especially once you are ahead in games. Why take higher risk open play when you can spam lower-risk set-pieces?
If team can't even create SoTs, why would you bother
Raya, the next time we concede a goal as he's forgotten how to get the ball from the back of the net
October 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Raya, the next time we concede a goal as he's forgotten how to get the ball from the back of the net
DVD just killed the VAR monitor with a stray pass
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
October 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
DVD just killed the VAR monitor with a stray pass
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Newsguard report on the %, chatbots give false info
Going extremely well year over year
Guess next step is MORE AI MORE MORE MORE
Going extremely well year over year
Guess next step is MORE AI MORE MORE MORE
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Newsguard report on the %, chatbots give false info
Going extremely well year over year
Guess next step is MORE AI MORE MORE MORE
Going extremely well year over year
Guess next step is MORE AI MORE MORE MORE
“So, this Mikel Arteta fella transformed your soccer club?”
“That's right.”
“And you are now the highest ranked team in Europe by Elo?”
“Correct.”
“The highest Elo in your club's history?”
“Yes.”
“And there are still people that want him out?”
“Correct, Dave”
“That's right.”
“And you are now the highest ranked team in Europe by Elo?”
“Correct.”
“The highest Elo in your club's history?”
“Yes.”
“And there are still people that want him out?”
“Correct, Dave”
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“So, this Mikel Arteta fella transformed your soccer club?”
“That's right.”
“And you are now the highest ranked team in Europe by Elo?”
“Correct.”
“The highest Elo in your club's history?”
“Yes.”
“And there are still people that want him out?”
“Correct, Dave”
“That's right.”
“And you are now the highest ranked team in Europe by Elo?”
“Correct.”
“The highest Elo in your club's history?”
“Yes.”
“And there are still people that want him out?”
“Correct, Dave”
Has anyone seen this man?
Tall, Italian, in his early 20s
Wanted for the theft of hearts and towels.
Contact J. Tindall if you have any info
Tall, Italian, in his early 20s
Wanted for the theft of hearts and towels.
Contact J. Tindall if you have any info
September 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Has anyone seen this man?
Tall, Italian, in his early 20s
Wanted for the theft of hearts and towels.
Contact J. Tindall if you have any info
Tall, Italian, in his early 20s
Wanted for the theft of hearts and towels.
Contact J. Tindall if you have any info
No one cared who I was until you put on the mask
September 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
No one cared who I was until you put on the mask
7.5 despite conceding 4 goals
Classic Hein
Classic Hein
September 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
7.5 despite conceding 4 goals
Classic Hein
Classic Hein
This is still one of the greatest pictures of all time
Hall of Fame
Hall of Fame
September 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is still one of the greatest pictures of all time
Hall of Fame
Hall of Fame
Ballon d'or obviously is BS (unless Arsenal wins something, ofc ofc), but given who ended up ahead of them, this is a crazy 5 so far down xD
September 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ballon d'or obviously is BS (unless Arsenal wins something, ofc ofc), but given who ended up ahead of them, this is a crazy 5 so far down xD
cashing in my chips early
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
cashing in my chips early
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
September 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
Get Odegaard in one of these going forward
September 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Get Odegaard in one of these going forward