Simon Roberts
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Simon Roberts
@simonsays927.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Never in doubt
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Monday Night, best weeknight.

Go Lions

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Monday Night Best Weeknight
YouTube video by Simon Roberts
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September 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Monday Night, best weeknight.

Go Lions

youtu.be/zjqBPBDnS9Q?...
Monday Night Best Weeknight
YouTube video by Simon Roberts
youtu.be
September 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Stop&Shop and I have different definitions of Actual Size
August 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@richarddeitsch.bsky.social did Fox run out of ads for the Speedway Classic? They’ve been in a rain delay but still haven’t stepped away for a commercial in at least 30 minutes
August 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Thread of the year, every year
Once again it is Father’s Day, which means it’s time to share the most Dad* thing you did in the last year. As is custom, I will go first:

Watching YouTube videos for small repair jobs around the house has turned into watching YouTube videos for large repair jobs I cannot and should not attempt.
June 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Why does ESPN list the home team first in NCAA SuperRegional baseball when they put the home team second for everything else?
June 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The end of an era, didn't believe it until I clicked through
Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

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Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
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May 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social F1 on Star Wars Day? Betting on Lando
May 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wouldn’t the Kings game in 2023 be the most since the merger? Not last night’s? @espn.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When it looked like hope was lost, Army fought back and defeated Elon
March 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Blue having a day against OSU, no surprise
January 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
@rodger.bsky.social Why is relative physics determining a “forward” lateral. If you’re lateraling to someone behind you, shouldn’t that be enough?
January 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Happy Anniversary to the JJ McCarthy Legacy Drive
January 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When a team has 4 guys giving hand signals on the sidelines, how do the ones without the “real” playcall know what to do? Do they have a specific alternate signal for every play? @rodger.bsky.social
January 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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omg a student somehow accidentally wrote an email addressed to a faculty-wide NYU listserv and my inbox is now a master class on who understands the difference between a listserv and an email chain
December 30, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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I like that the Guaranteed Rate Bowl is now just called the Rate Bowl. You just know that company lost a lawsuit because their rates were not in fact “guaranteed”
December 27, 2024 at 12:23 AM
12th team in the playoff should be the All-portal All-stars from the other teams that didn’t make it
December 22, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Little known conference championship game rule after the 9th OT they bring out the Dr. Pepper cans to settle it.
December 8, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Go Lions
December 6, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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If you live in a city named Columbus, you don't get to complain if someone plants a flag in land that doesn't belong to them.
December 1, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Hail to the Victors
November 30, 2024 at 8:42 PM