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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 3h

Filling out paper work for my doctor's appointment on Saturday and one of the questions is "Have you or your family been unable to secure any basic needs in the last six months?"

Clicked Yes and filled in "Hope"

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 3h

I felt this way every time I wore a mask during COVID. Maybe they should look inward.

Kit @thewizardofboz.bsky.social · 17h

There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 16h

It's always Spooky Season somewhere.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 1d

I, on the other hand, saw this and immediately ordered some. It arrives Saturday!

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 2d

So burned out right now I can't even bring myself to be as happy as I should be.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 4d

The next time Kendrick drops a feature is going to be wild.

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a suit and tie with the word yes on his face

ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the word yes on his face

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 4d

Last time I saw someone named Will Smith smack something that hard, Twitter almost broke.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 4d

Dude throws his hand out toward the ball to get hit, misses, then gets nailed the next pitch. Sports are silly.

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 4d

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 4d

Fox out here with a literal thumb giving umpire takes.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 5d

The sky shall crack, the ground shall heave, and even the rocks and the stones shall weep their rage.

She has arisen.

mariah carey is wearing a santa claus costume and standing in front of a group of female dancers .

ALT: mariah carey is wearing a santa claus costume and standing in front of a group of female dancers .

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 5d

Come to Ybor City in the next three hours if you want some candy.

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 5d

The Garfield Halloween Special remains undefeated.

youtu.be/X3FJePrGZb8?...

🕯️ Garfield’s Halloween Adventure ️🎃 Garfield & Friends 👻

YouTube video by Garfield & Friends

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 5d

Lighting some prayer candles for Lane Kiffin to end up as the Dolphins coach, just for the hilarity of it all.

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 6d

Looking forward to seeing whatever nonsense occurs today to make sure food stamps get funded in November, because god forbid anyone on the right receive any tangible consequences of this administration.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 6d

See, you think the "Hot Girl in Animal Ears" costume stops being a jaw dropper once you hit 40, but then your wife has a costume contest at work and sends you a selfie and you have to rethink your stance on certain things.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 6d

That's the thing. I don't think she's fucking any of them. They'll give her six figures just being near her. She's a beauty queen, she's not going to actually fuck these dudes when she can just take their money.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 6d

This woman is playing each and every one of these dipshits. She's probably made well over a couple million because these horny dipshits want to fuck the Grifting Widow. This is easier money than an OnlyFans account.

Charlee @ch4rlee.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah, they big fuckin.

An image of JD Vance hugging Erika Kirk at the Turning Point USA thing. Her hand is on the back of his head.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 6d

Got the benefits package at the new job. Health insurance is $720 a month. Just for me. Not even including my wife.

Fuck all the way off.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 6d

I live in a set of townhomes, and dude came in two years ago and bought almost all of them in one fell swoop, jacked up the rent, and the homes have been basically empty for months.

Now they're all back on the market for less than he bought them for.

Fuck off, gentrifier.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 6d

"TSA and the Border Patrol are struggling" is not the convincing argument they think it is.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 7d

Need to work on new vocabulary words at my job. I've got a bunch of e-mails and meetings titled "Termination Follow-up" and there's just gotta be a better way to phrase this.

Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 8d

Tampa has a new Councilwoman. Her opponent bombarded me with mailers, she just had people walking the neighborhood.

Looking forward to the next few years around here.

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Reasonable Doubt @reasonabledoubt.bsky.social · 9d

Met my niece's boyfriend last night. He looked me in the eye and said "I'm just built different" without a hint of irony. I felt such a visceral hatred and fury, Kim had to grab my hand.

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