Simon Hammann
@simonhammann.bsky.social
Food scientist, Professor @ University of Hohenheim, Germany. Formerly Erlangen & Bristol. Lipids and lipid oxidation in food and archaeology, analytical chemistry. ORCID: 0000-0002-4311-7351
Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!
Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!
Es ist fast so "toll" wie dck rat, never forget
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Es ist fast so "toll" wie dck rat, never forget
And in all fairness - I am not, this time ;)
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And in all fairness - I am not, this time ;)
Pick your poison 🤷♂️
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Pick your poison 🤷♂️
They also complained it didn't follow Elsevier's styleguide in terms of figure captions or reference list. Jesus Christ mate
A page of ranting without anything specific. Just general "too long, discussion too short, needs references". I wonder if I got a glimpse of AI review even
A page of ranting without anything specific. Just general "too long, discussion too short, needs references". I wonder if I got a glimpse of AI review even
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They also complained it didn't follow Elsevier's styleguide in terms of figure captions or reference list. Jesus Christ mate
A page of ranting without anything specific. Just general "too long, discussion too short, needs references". I wonder if I got a glimpse of AI review even
A page of ranting without anything specific. Just general "too long, discussion too short, needs references". I wonder if I got a glimpse of AI review even
Well, here it's rejection after review. So can ignore for resubmission, but journal is burned
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Well, here it's rejection after review. So can ignore for resubmission, but journal is burned
"The manuscript exceeds the standard length for [Journal Name] research papers" - Nope, it is 500 words under the RECOMMENDED maximum length.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
"The manuscript exceeds the standard length for [Journal Name] research papers" - Nope, it is 500 words under the RECOMMENDED maximum length.
"Figures and schemes are presented without proper literature references or source attributions" - bit weird to cite somebody for our own chromatograms
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
"Figures and schemes are presented without proper literature references or source attributions" - bit weird to cite somebody for our own chromatograms
Slob. slob slob
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Slob. slob slob
Could also be a good Tinder profile introduction
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Could also be a good Tinder profile introduction
POV: Du musst als Beispiel für einen neuerlichen abwertenden Kommentar herhalten.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
POV: Du musst als Beispiel für einen neuerlichen abwertenden Kommentar herhalten.
Gibt's eigentlich schon thematisch passende bernd das brot gifs?
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November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Gibt's eigentlich schon thematisch passende bernd das brot gifs?
All about that superheavy stuff
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
All about that superheavy stuff
Kannst mir doch nicht erzählen dass das so einfach zu umgehen ist
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Kannst mir doch nicht erzählen dass das so einfach zu umgehen ist
Oh jetzt ist bei mir auch wieder dicht. Im incognito tab gehts noch. So einfach wird doch aber wohl der paywall nicht austricksbar sein
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh jetzt ist bei mir auch wieder dicht. Im incognito tab gehts noch. So einfach wird doch aber wohl der paywall nicht austricksbar sein
Ist das ein gift link? Weil bei mir ist der Artikel zugänglich
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Ist das ein gift link? Weil bei mir ist der Artikel zugänglich