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Simon Hammann
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Food scientist, Professor @ University of Hohenheim, Germany. Formerly Erlangen & Bristol. Lipids and lipid oxidation in food and archaeology, analytical chemistry. ORCID: 0000-0002-4311-7351
Non-work interests include food, birds and athletics. And memes!
Es ist fast so "toll" wie dck rat, never forget
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
And in all fairness - I am not, this time ;)
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Pick your poison 🤷‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They also complained it didn't follow Elsevier's styleguide in terms of figure captions or reference list. Jesus Christ mate
A page of ranting without anything specific. Just general "too long, discussion too short, needs references". I wonder if I got a glimpse of AI review even
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Well, here it's rejection after review. So can ignore for resubmission, but journal is burned
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"The manuscript exceeds the standard length for [Journal Name] research papers" - Nope, it is 500 words under the RECOMMENDED maximum length.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
"Figures and schemes are presented without proper literature references or source attributions" - bit weird to cite somebody for our own chromatograms
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Slob. slob slob
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Bitte!
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Could also be a good Tinder profile introduction
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
POV: Du musst als Beispiel für einen neuerlichen abwertenden Kommentar herhalten.
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November 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Gibt's eigentlich schon thematisch passende bernd das brot gifs?
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November 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
All about that superheavy stuff
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
What now
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hohenheim too?
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Kannst mir doch nicht erzählen dass das so einfach zu umgehen ist
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh jetzt ist bei mir auch wieder dicht. Im incognito tab gehts noch. So einfach wird doch aber wohl der paywall nicht austricksbar sein
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Ist das ein gift link? Weil bei mir ist der Artikel zugänglich
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM