Simon Durell
@simondurell.bsky.social
Likes motorbikes, nature, animals - especially dogs, music, comedy.
Lives in Worthing, West Sussex, England. UK. Instagram.com/simon.durell
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Wearing these antlers fills me with shame, dog confesses buff.ly/56WMhnS
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Wearing these antlers fills me with shame, dog confesses buff.ly/56WMhnS
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Cat fuming that his name was on family Christmas card buff.ly/28Rw7Ll
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Cat fuming that his name was on family Christmas card buff.ly/28Rw7Ll
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"Well, I shouldn't really, Mr Moon, what with me being on duty. Still, I imagine one won't hurt..."
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
"Well, I shouldn't really, Mr Moon, what with me being on duty. Still, I imagine one won't hurt..."
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Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.
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"Hunts love their hounds"... Footage: North London Hunt Sabs
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Hunts love their hounds"... Footage: North London Hunt Sabs
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Cat wants open relationship buff.ly/ccm3mmn
September 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Cat wants open relationship buff.ly/ccm3mmn
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August 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Swindon 18-year-old would have hired dwarves for Mafia-themed birthday party if he could buff.ly/ZXVeLoB
July 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Swindon 18-year-old would have hired dwarves for Mafia-themed birthday party if he could buff.ly/ZXVeLoB
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Jack Russell demands to be referred to as a ‘short king’ buff.ly/IsNFv5n
June 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Jack Russell demands to be referred to as a ‘short king’ buff.ly/IsNFv5n
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Crufts winners don’t look like that in real life, say bitter ordinary dogs buff.ly/RahXwdB
March 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Crufts winners don’t look like that in real life, say bitter ordinary dogs buff.ly/RahXwdB
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NEWS! Vladimir Putin hospitalised following dangerously prolonged laughing fit
Vladimir Putin hospitalised following dangerously prolonged laughing fit
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been taken to the Botkin Hospital in Moscow and remains in intensive care after a prolonged laughing fit him her clinging to life earlier today.
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February 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
NEWS! Vladimir Putin hospitalised following dangerously prolonged laughing fit
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Morning, people!
THE SPY WHO LEFT US OUT IN THE COLD 🕵️♂️🌲❄️
T O M O R R O W ‼️
Have you pre-saved it yet?
Get on it NOW for me, you legends 💥
Click the link below👇
Plus, here’s a preview of the tune and official video 🎥
#RT #NewMusicFriday
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THE SPY WHO LEFT US OUT IN THE COLD 🕵️♂️🌲❄️
T O M O R R O W ‼️
Have you pre-saved it yet?
Get on it NOW for me, you legends 💥
Click the link below👇
Plus, here’s a preview of the tune and official video 🎥
#RT #NewMusicFriday
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February 27, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Morning, people!
THE SPY WHO LEFT US OUT IN THE COLD 🕵️♂️🌲❄️
T O M O R R O W ‼️
Have you pre-saved it yet?
Get on it NOW for me, you legends 💥
Click the link below👇
Plus, here’s a preview of the tune and official video 🎥
#RT #NewMusicFriday
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THE SPY WHO LEFT US OUT IN THE COLD 🕵️♂️🌲❄️
T O M O R R O W ‼️
Have you pre-saved it yet?
Get on it NOW for me, you legends 💥
Click the link below👇
Plus, here’s a preview of the tune and official video 🎥
#RT #NewMusicFriday
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📆[30/01/1992] On This Day Manic Street Preachers made their debut on the BBC's Top Of The Pops with You Love Us.
#ManicStreetPreachers
#ManicStreetPreachers
Manic Street Preachers - BBC1 Top Of The Pops - 30/01/1992
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January 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
📆[30/01/1992] On This Day Manic Street Preachers made their debut on the BBC's Top Of The Pops with You Love Us.
#ManicStreetPreachers
#ManicStreetPreachers
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Let’s be clear- Reform’s policies would be the final nail in the coffin for the NHS 🚨
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Let's be clear - Reform's policies would be the final nail in the coffin for the NHS.
Call To Action
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January 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Let’s be clear- Reform’s policies would be the final nail in the coffin for the NHS 🚨
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Don’t forget chaps, a bag of porridge can feed a family for a week and perhaps cut back on take away coffees, avocados and Netflix 😉
January 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Don’t forget chaps, a bag of porridge can feed a family for a week and perhaps cut back on take away coffees, avocados and Netflix 😉
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Prime Minister Keir Starmer says the right to sit in the House of Lords by birth is "indefensible" and his government has started the process to end it👏
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'It's a smash and grab raid on the constitution': The last of the hereditary peers
Sir Keir Starmer says the right to sit in the Lords by birth is "indefensible" and his government has started the process to end it.
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January 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Prime Minister Keir Starmer says the right to sit in the House of Lords by birth is "indefensible" and his government has started the process to end it👏
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Big love and hugs to all for 2025. Let’s try and find the very best and most inspirational sides of us, and offer them to those around us. X
December 31, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Big love and hugs to all for 2025. Let’s try and find the very best and most inspirational sides of us, and offer them to those around us. X
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Evening, legends. I hope you’ve had a good week.
Kickstart your weekend with an epic banger from my 2nd album 🎸🎶
Turn it up! 💥
I N F I N I T E S K I E S 🏔️
#INFINITESKIES #RT #Weekend
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Kickstart your weekend with an epic banger from my 2nd album 🎸🎶
Turn it up! 💥
I N F I N I T E S K I E S 🏔️
#INFINITESKIES #RT #Weekend
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Infinite Skies
Jay Tennant · Escape Routes · Song · 2019
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December 13, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Evening, legends. I hope you’ve had a good week.
Kickstart your weekend with an epic banger from my 2nd album 🎸🎶
Turn it up! 💥
I N F I N I T E S K I E S 🏔️
#INFINITESKIES #RT #Weekend
open.spotify.com/track/3wLa65...
Kickstart your weekend with an epic banger from my 2nd album 🎸🎶
Turn it up! 💥
I N F I N I T E S K I E S 🏔️
#INFINITESKIES #RT #Weekend
open.spotify.com/track/3wLa65...
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“How will an ambulance get through?”
A question only asked of those trying to save our planet, not millionaire landowners trying to hoard wealth.
Farmers received record support in the budget. Pay what is still less than your fair share, take your tractors and piss off.
A question only asked of those trying to save our planet, not millionaire landowners trying to hoard wealth.
Farmers received record support in the budget. Pay what is still less than your fair share, take your tractors and piss off.
December 12, 2024 at 1:07 PM
“How will an ambulance get through?”
A question only asked of those trying to save our planet, not millionaire landowners trying to hoard wealth.
Farmers received record support in the budget. Pay what is still less than your fair share, take your tractors and piss off.
A question only asked of those trying to save our planet, not millionaire landowners trying to hoard wealth.
Farmers received record support in the budget. Pay what is still less than your fair share, take your tractors and piss off.
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It’s 2 years since the release of the atmospheric THE CRYSTAL WORLD 💎🔮🎭
Written for an album that never materialised. It might appear on an album at some point, but I’ve gone in a new direction.
Thanks if you listened to it ❤️
Listen again👇
#THECRYSTALWORLD #RT
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Written for an album that never materialised. It might appear on an album at some point, but I’ve gone in a new direction.
Thanks if you listened to it ❤️
Listen again👇
#THECRYSTALWORLD #RT
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The Crystal World
Jay Tennant · The Crystal World · Song · 2022
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December 12, 2024 at 9:53 AM
It’s 2 years since the release of the atmospheric THE CRYSTAL WORLD 💎🔮🎭
Written for an album that never materialised. It might appear on an album at some point, but I’ve gone in a new direction.
Thanks if you listened to it ❤️
Listen again👇
#THECRYSTALWORLD #RT
open.spotify.com/track/0S7pDk...
Written for an album that never materialised. It might appear on an album at some point, but I’ve gone in a new direction.
Thanks if you listened to it ❤️
Listen again👇
#THECRYSTALWORLD #RT
open.spotify.com/track/0S7pDk...
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Evening hedonists!
Let’s riiiiide! 🏍️
Hope you’ve had a good week.
Friday evening says you’re looking good and you’ve got this 🫶
Have a great evening ♥️
Give this epic tune a stream if you get chance 👇💥
T R U S T 🖤🌹♥️
open.spotify.com/track/6cLT13...
#TRUST #RT #Weekend
Let’s riiiiide! 🏍️
Hope you’ve had a good week.
Friday evening says you’re looking good and you’ve got this 🫶
Have a great evening ♥️
Give this epic tune a stream if you get chance 👇💥
T R U S T 🖤🌹♥️
open.spotify.com/track/6cLT13...
#TRUST #RT #Weekend
December 6, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Evening hedonists!
Let’s riiiiide! 🏍️
Hope you’ve had a good week.
Friday evening says you’re looking good and you’ve got this 🫶
Have a great evening ♥️
Give this epic tune a stream if you get chance 👇💥
T R U S T 🖤🌹♥️
open.spotify.com/track/6cLT13...
#TRUST #RT #Weekend
Let’s riiiiide! 🏍️
Hope you’ve had a good week.
Friday evening says you’re looking good and you’ve got this 🫶
Have a great evening ♥️
Give this epic tune a stream if you get chance 👇💥
T R U S T 🖤🌹♥️
open.spotify.com/track/6cLT13...
#TRUST #RT #Weekend
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Cold evenings and long weeks spent saving up for the studio, to go and bottle that magic that you’ve crafted.
This is real life and these are the days of graft that you remember.
Follow me on Spotify, people👇
New music when it’s ready ♥️🎶
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This is real life and these are the days of graft that you remember.
Follow me on Spotify, people👇
New music when it’s ready ♥️🎶
open.spotify.com/artist/4KPJp...
December 5, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Cold evenings and long weeks spent saving up for the studio, to go and bottle that magic that you’ve crafted.
This is real life and these are the days of graft that you remember.
Follow me on Spotify, people👇
New music when it’s ready ♥️🎶
open.spotify.com/artist/4KPJp...
This is real life and these are the days of graft that you remember.
Follow me on Spotify, people👇
New music when it’s ready ♥️🎶
open.spotify.com/artist/4KPJp...