Dave Simmons
@simmonsdave.bsky.social
Into most things with four wheels, some without, and especially those that are getting on a bit.
Is there literally no end to the vile cesspit that is this absolute c***'s brain?!
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Is there literally no end to the vile cesspit that is this absolute c***'s brain?!
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Someone told me that the FIFA ‘peace prize’ has been named the Bellend d’Or.
Perfect.
Perfect.
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Someone told me that the FIFA ‘peace prize’ has been named the Bellend d’Or.
Perfect.
Perfect.
YEEEEEEEEESSSSS LANDO!!!!!!! 🏆
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
YEEEEEEEEESSSSS LANDO!!!!!!! 🏆
6 years ago, almost to the day, this chap had time for some photos in his rookie season. Been a fan ever since he entered the sport, so I'm routing for him today! 🤞
#F1
#F1
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
6 years ago, almost to the day, this chap had time for some photos in his rookie season. Been a fan ever since he entered the sport, so I'm routing for him today! 🤞
#F1
#F1
Finally someone speaking the truth, rather than just continuing a media driven racist narrative. 👏👏
"You're a government of cowards"
Zack Polanski calls out the Labour government's inhumane approach to asylum- highlighting continued austerity as the root cause of structural issues in our society
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Zack Polanski calls out the Labour government's inhumane approach to asylum- highlighting continued austerity as the root cause of structural issues in our society
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December 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Finally someone speaking the truth, rather than just continuing a media driven racist narrative. 👏👏
Stunning morning for a local walk
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Stunning morning for a local walk
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How many Anti-Vaxers are filling themselves up with Ozempic?
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
How many Anti-Vaxers are filling themselves up with Ozempic?
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The pinnacle of idiotic behaviour belongs to motorists who realise they need to hastily come off a motorway junction, so swerve across, endangering their lives and everyone around them, rather than simply drive to the next junction and turn around.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The pinnacle of idiotic behaviour belongs to motorists who realise they need to hastily come off a motorway junction, so swerve across, endangering their lives and everyone around them, rather than simply drive to the next junction and turn around.
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NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
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Spotted in London...
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Spotted in London...
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Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday
Be proud of yourself for every step you’ve taken.
Not just the big wins, but the quiet choices no one sees.
You’ve grown, you’ve kept going, and you’re stronger than you realise
Give yourself the credit you’ve earned.
Be proud of yourself for every step you’ve taken.
Not just the big wins, but the quiet choices no one sees.
You’ve grown, you’ve kept going, and you’re stronger than you realise
Give yourself the credit you’ve earned.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Good morning and welcome to tuna Tuesday
Be proud of yourself for every step you’ve taken.
Not just the big wins, but the quiet choices no one sees.
You’ve grown, you’ve kept going, and you’re stronger than you realise
Give yourself the credit you’ve earned.
Be proud of yourself for every step you’ve taken.
Not just the big wins, but the quiet choices no one sees.
You’ve grown, you’ve kept going, and you’re stronger than you realise
Give yourself the credit you’ve earned.
Whenever I observe a minutes silence in a relatively public place, there's always some unfortunate soul who comes crashing in, presumable unaware of said silence being observed.
It can surely be only a matter of time until that person is me.
It can surely be only a matter of time until that person is me.
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Whenever I observe a minutes silence in a relatively public place, there's always some unfortunate soul who comes crashing in, presumable unaware of said silence being observed.
It can surely be only a matter of time until that person is me.
It can surely be only a matter of time until that person is me.
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Fancy a unique, original piece of motor racing art?
These A5 sized pieces are from my “Impressions” series of pencil drawings and the subjects are pretty iconic!
Treat yourself or consider a gift for a loved one..?
Please DM me for more info!
#Racecar #WEC #IMSA #LeMans #Daytona
These A5 sized pieces are from my “Impressions” series of pencil drawings and the subjects are pretty iconic!
Treat yourself or consider a gift for a loved one..?
Please DM me for more info!
#Racecar #WEC #IMSA #LeMans #Daytona
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I don't say it enough, but the quality of Neil's work blows my mind every time I see it!
Give him a follow to be equally flabbergasted!
Give him a follow to be equally flabbergasted!
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I don't say it enough, but the quality of Neil's work blows my mind every time I see it!
Give him a follow to be equally flabbergasted!
Give him a follow to be equally flabbergasted!
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If you spin off where there are yellow flags and a car already in the barrier you deserve a penalty that affects your next race
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If you spin off where there are yellow flags and a car already in the barrier you deserve a penalty that affects your next race
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you know what? yes, I am going to post the green on green Miura tonight, that feels about right
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November 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
you know what? yes, I am going to post the green on green Miura tonight, that feels about right
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WHAT a corner Eau Rouge used to be! 😍😍
Remembering Louis Rosier, born #OnThisDay in 1905. Pic: ready for the off, Spa, ’55, in his own Écurie Rosier Maserati 250F; he’d finish 9th. He never won an #F1 GP - he was 3rd twice in ’50 - & he died in ’56 of injuries sustained in a shunt at the Montlhéry circuit near Paris.
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
WHAT a corner Eau Rouge used to be! 😍😍
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#HappyBirthday Jacques Villeneuve Sr, 72, younger bro of Gilles, uncle to Jacques Jr. Pic: mechanics’ advisory graffiti scrawled for Jacques Sr before a #CanAm race at Road America in ’83; he finished 2nd in a Frisbee GR2; John Fitzpatrick won in a Porsche 956.
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
#HappyBirthday Jacques Villeneuve Sr, 72, younger bro of Gilles, uncle to Jacques Jr. Pic: mechanics’ advisory graffiti scrawled for Jacques Sr before a #CanAm race at Road America in ’83; he finished 2nd in a Frisbee GR2; John Fitzpatrick won in a Porsche 956.
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Minority representation on TV causes outrage
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
October 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Minority representation on TV causes outrage
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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I mean this from the bottom of my heart…if it's textable…do not call me
October 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I mean this from the bottom of my heart…if it's textable…do not call me
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
So Max collides with Hamilton, then goes off track to gain the place, then forces Russell off the track, but according to the stewards he's done nothing wrong?! Mental stuff, but not surprising!
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So Max collides with Hamilton, then goes off track to gain the place, then forces Russell off the track, but according to the stewards he's done nothing wrong?! Mental stuff, but not surprising!