Mikaeus TF
@signetsix.bsky.social
Part-time horsebutt learning to draw.
Burying a coffin full of horse farts 30 feet under a construction site in case you ever get the chance to change someone's respawn location.
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Burying a coffin full of horse farts 30 feet under a construction site in case you ever get the chance to change someone's respawn location.
The first squirrel convicted of horse theft is in the Smithsonian, after being fed to the very horse he tried to steal. If the pile of manure dries out, his soul can leave, so the museum staff has been spritzing it with water every morning since 1840.
January 24, 2026 at 2:35 AM
The first squirrel convicted of horse theft is in the Smithsonian, after being fed to the very horse he tried to steal. If the pile of manure dries out, his soul can leave, so the museum staff has been spritzing it with water every morning since 1840.
Getting strapped to the wall and kicked by a horse until you're a paste.
Then getting put into a ziploc bag, taped back to the wall, and kicked for another three hours.
Then getting put into a ziploc bag, taped back to the wall, and kicked for another three hours.
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Getting strapped to the wall and kicked by a horse until you're a paste.
Then getting put into a ziploc bag, taped back to the wall, and kicked for another three hours.
Then getting put into a ziploc bag, taped back to the wall, and kicked for another three hours.
Do not show anyone your ref sheet until the third date! An elephant girl I was with decided it was missing a few things. (1/2)
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Do not show anyone your ref sheet until the third date! An elephant girl I was with decided it was missing a few things. (1/2)
I got you a pet elephant! He's real cuddly, but I'm sure you don't need to be 3d anytime soon~
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I got you a pet elephant! He's real cuddly, but I'm sure you don't need to be 3d anytime soon~
Rimming a unicorn, but pulling your mouth away and realizing it's empty; your tongue is staying in his ass forever.
Learning sign language.
Learning sign language.
January 23, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Rimming a unicorn, but pulling your mouth away and realizing it's empty; your tongue is staying in his ass forever.
Learning sign language.
Learning sign language.
I teased my roommate for being short, so he shrunk me and installed me for public use in his gerbil cage.
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I teased my roommate for being short, so he shrunk me and installed me for public use in his gerbil cage.
I'm going to strap you into a booster seat, and take us on a road trip with two gassy dobermen.
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I'm going to strap you into a booster seat, and take us on a road trip with two gassy dobermen.
I'm going to dropkick you into a build-a-bear workshop.
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I'm going to dropkick you into a build-a-bear workshop.
I'm going to turn you into a dog's butthole, then turn that dog into a cat, then put that cat in a public-use wall, then quicksave.
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I'm going to turn you into a dog's butthole, then turn that dog into a cat, then put that cat in a public-use wall, then quicksave.
I accidentally made it so you transform back when *you* cum 5 times, and fleshlights can't exactly do that sort of thing...
January 22, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I accidentally made it so you transform back when *you* cum 5 times, and fleshlights can't exactly do that sort of thing...
I collect Rings of Heightened Sensation, and machine them into little hexagonal lugnuts.
They're nice to have on-hand if I need to install a new toilet somewhere.
They're nice to have on-hand if I need to install a new toilet somewhere.
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I collect Rings of Heightened Sensation, and machine them into little hexagonal lugnuts.
They're nice to have on-hand if I need to install a new toilet somewhere.
They're nice to have on-hand if I need to install a new toilet somewhere.
The gestation period of a mouse is less than a month, but this barn has a *lot* of them. I'll only have a couple hours to turn you back before one of them knocks you up again, so try to be noticeable when I visit.
January 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The gestation period of a mouse is less than a month, but this barn has a *lot* of them. I'll only have a couple hours to turn you back before one of them knocks you up again, so try to be noticeable when I visit.
Getting eaten by a rhinoceros during a zoo mishap, and then spending a decade sealed in a bag of specialty fertilizer.
January 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Getting eaten by a rhinoceros during a zoo mishap, and then spending a decade sealed in a bag of specialty fertilizer.
Shoving your best friend into the tetherball casing means he'll always be on campus.
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Shoving your best friend into the tetherball casing means he'll always be on campus.
I'm going to turn you into a mouse and seal you in a jar filled with the stinkiest dog farts I can possibly obtain.
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I'm going to turn you into a mouse and seal you in a jar filled with the stinkiest dog farts I can possibly obtain.
What's the worst typo/misclick you guys have had with a TF app?
January 19, 2026 at 3:52 PM
What's the worst typo/misclick you guys have had with a TF app?
I made you an alternate dimension, where you'll be your fursona for a year! I'm not too powerful, so the whole universe there is the size of a 2-foot cube, but you can have anything you want in there as long as you don't mind it being a little cramped.
January 19, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I made you an alternate dimension, where you'll be your fursona for a year! I'm not too powerful, so the whole universe there is the size of a 2-foot cube, but you can have anything you want in there as long as you don't mind it being a little cramped.
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Farts are pretty cool in my humble opinion
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Farts are pretty cool in my humble opinion
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furry world sucks my friend got vored and they were SUPPOSED TO get out three weeks ago but their pred got turned into panties and the hospital is so backed up they haven't been able to get around to this "low intensity problem"
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
furry world sucks my friend got vored and they were SUPPOSED TO get out three weeks ago but their pred got turned into panties and the hospital is so backed up they haven't been able to get around to this "low intensity problem"
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An ace friend once described themselves to me as "asexual not because I'm sex-repulsed or sex-disinterested, asexual because the kind of sex I want to have isn't physically possible yet" and that's lived rent-free in my brain ever since
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
An ace friend once described themselves to me as "asexual not because I'm sex-repulsed or sex-disinterested, asexual because the kind of sex I want to have isn't physically possible yet" and that's lived rent-free in my brain ever since
I'm erasing everything except your muzzle, tying it closed, and tossing it into a manure pile.
January 19, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I'm erasing everything except your muzzle, tying it closed, and tossing it into a manure pile.
I put an enchanted model of your house right next to my cat's litterbox. I'd close some windows if I were you.
January 19, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I put an enchanted model of your house right next to my cat's litterbox. I'd close some windows if I were you.
I'm gonna cum inside you so hard that you'll be pregnant until the sun burns out.
January 19, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I'm gonna cum inside you so hard that you'll be pregnant until the sun burns out.
Setting someone to be a buttplug for 20 minutes, but having the timer go *up* whenever they're in an ass, rather than down. At double speed.
January 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Setting someone to be a buttplug for 20 minutes, but having the timer go *up* whenever they're in an ass, rather than down. At double speed.