Siems
@siems.bsky.social
Writer of big girls, usually getting bigger 🔞 http://www.furaffinity.net/user/siems
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Siems
@siems.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Reminiscing on this frame-perfect death while waiting patiently for a new rando update.
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lol, lmao, lmfao even.
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
lol, lmao, lmfao even.
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Fabric & Footwork: An annotated collection of four stories from the World of Mastine - Top Model, Maihime, Material Girls, and Red.
Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124
Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124
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January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Fabric & Footwork: An annotated collection of four stories from the World of Mastine - Top Model, Maihime, Material Girls, and Red.
Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124
Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124
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Good lord this isn't what I thought the poster was about when I first saw it scrolling...
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Good lord this isn't what I thought the poster was about when I first saw it scrolling...
Fabric & Footwork: An annotated collection of four stories from the World of Mastine - Top Model, Maihime, Material Girls, and Red.
Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124
Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124
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Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!
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January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Fabric & Footwork: An annotated collection of four stories from the World of Mastine - Top Model, Maihime, Material Girls, and Red.
Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124
Contains breast implants ranging from ridiculously large to impossible large, some butt implants, and some natural butt growth.
www.furaffinity.net/view/63839124
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[43 unread messages in the work chat group]
Yeah, I am absolutely not getting involved today.
Yeah, I am absolutely not getting involved today.
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
[43 unread messages in the work chat group]
Yeah, I am absolutely not getting involved today.
Yeah, I am absolutely not getting involved today.
You have been found guilty, and I sentence you to use GIMP's text tool for your artwork. Court dismissed.
January 21, 2026 at 1:23 PM
You have been found guilty, and I sentence you to use GIMP's text tool for your artwork. Court dismissed.
If I was a UI/UX programmer for Android, I'd make it so that the color of the Contacts icon would shift color ever so slightly each day. Basically nudging the hue a single value every day.
January 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
If I was a UI/UX programmer for Android, I'd make it so that the color of the Contacts icon would shift color ever so slightly each day. Basically nudging the hue a single value every day.
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January 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Still gonna give it a final pass before publication, but I've just wrapped up an annotated version of the last four mastine stories (Top Model, Maihime, Material Girls, Red).
In the meantime, enjoy the 3-part PMIS saga:
In the meantime, enjoy the 3-part PMIS saga:
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Still gonna give it a final pass before publication, but I've just wrapped up an annotated version of the last four mastine stories (Top Model, Maihime, Material Girls, Red).
In the meantime, enjoy the 3-part PMIS saga:
In the meantime, enjoy the 3-part PMIS saga:
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I guess they weren't getting the answers they wanted, lol.
January 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I guess they weren't getting the answers they wanted, lol.
Lawd help me, but I may try and get my HOTAS working with the GoG editions of the X-Wing series later.
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Lawd help me, but I may try and get my HOTAS working with the GoG editions of the X-Wing series later.
I should call her.
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I should call her.
Wah, a concept for a good story just popped in my head and I'm gonna be unable to start working on it for a few days.
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wah, a concept for a good story just popped in my head and I'm gonna be unable to start working on it for a few days.
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Remember, Calories don't count on Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Remember, Calories don't count on Christmas
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
The really funny (real life) thing about this is that for the longest time I wondered why there was a stereotype for English teachers being pregnant all the goddamned time when that didn't apply to mine.
Then three years ago I met her and her wife in town and my brain was all "Ooooohh..."
Then three years ago I met her and her wife in town and my brain was all "Ooooohh..."
Band Teacher Gay In Retrospect https://theonion.com/band-teacher-gay-in-retrospect-1819566832/
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The really funny (real life) thing about this is that for the longest time I wondered why there was a stereotype for English teachers being pregnant all the goddamned time when that didn't apply to mine.
Then three years ago I met her and her wife in town and my brain was all "Ooooohh..."
Then three years ago I met her and her wife in town and my brain was all "Ooooohh..."
Bruh if I did this with my writings *I* wouldn't be able to access the site.
December 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Bruh if I did this with my writings *I* wouldn't be able to access the site.
"Trump hired Elon and a few of his Twitter chuds."
Okay.
"He also hired a bunch of podcasters to head the FBI."
Uh-huh.
"And then for the DoJ, he recruited a bunch of SCP wiki editors."
Is he just hiring people from the Internet?
Okay.
"He also hired a bunch of podcasters to head the FBI."
Uh-huh.
"And then for the DoJ, he recruited a bunch of SCP wiki editors."
Is he just hiring people from the Internet?
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"Trump hired Elon and a few of his Twitter chuds."
Okay.
"He also hired a bunch of podcasters to head the FBI."
Uh-huh.
"And then for the DoJ, he recruited a bunch of SCP wiki editors."
Is he just hiring people from the Internet?
Okay.
"He also hired a bunch of podcasters to head the FBI."
Uh-huh.
"And then for the DoJ, he recruited a bunch of SCP wiki editors."
Is he just hiring people from the Internet?