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@shyrene.bsky.social
Sage 🌿 • 30 • she/they/he
Host of a System • 🖐🏻 • 🇨🇦
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Host of a System • 🖐🏻 • 🇨🇦
❌ no minors
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Throwback to my love letter delivery devil 💌
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Throwback to my love letter delivery devil 💌
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KOG HAS BEEN GREENLIT BABY 🔥
February 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
KOG HAS BEEN GREENLIT BABY 🔥
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Melchoir 💙☁️
Surprise commission for @janisar.bsky.social
Surprise commission for @janisar.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Melchoir 💙☁️
Surprise commission for @janisar.bsky.social
Surprise commission for @janisar.bsky.social
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It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized there was a genocide in the middle east in 2023 and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.
Discord leadership only people on planet who think adding age verification to Discord a good idea:
aftermath.site/discord-age-ve...
aftermath.site/discord-age-ve...
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized there was a genocide in the middle east in 2023 and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.
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I don't want to fucking find another group chat platform I want the shitty people who make our fucking lives a little more miserable every single day over fake made up bullshit to fucking you know the thing we all want them to do at this point
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I don't want to fucking find another group chat platform I want the shitty people who make our fucking lives a little more miserable every single day over fake made up bullshit to fucking you know the thing we all want them to do at this point
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
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I needed a banner so I figured I might as well draw all of my favorite things ☁️🏠✨
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I needed a banner so I figured I might as well draw all of my favorite things ☁️🏠✨
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😈😈 SORRY WE'RE CLOSED is today's Steam Daily Deal! 😈😈
Demons! Heartbreak! Anguish! Everything you've ever wanted, so long as you sign your life away to the Duchess. Their possessive, obsessive, toxic love.
32% off. Best deal ever.
Get it here: buff.ly/PTX6p1T
Demons! Heartbreak! Anguish! Everything you've ever wanted, so long as you sign your life away to the Duchess. Their possessive, obsessive, toxic love.
32% off. Best deal ever.
Get it here: buff.ly/PTX6p1T
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
😈😈 SORRY WE'RE CLOSED is today's Steam Daily Deal! 😈😈
Demons! Heartbreak! Anguish! Everything you've ever wanted, so long as you sign your life away to the Duchess. Their possessive, obsessive, toxic love.
32% off. Best deal ever.
Get it here: buff.ly/PTX6p1T
Demons! Heartbreak! Anguish! Everything you've ever wanted, so long as you sign your life away to the Duchess. Their possessive, obsessive, toxic love.
32% off. Best deal ever.
Get it here: buff.ly/PTX6p1T
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found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
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SE watching me log into my trial account once every 5 months, "here she comes to suspiciously spend 5 hours in the camera thing again"
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
SE watching me log into my trial account once every 5 months, "here she comes to suspiciously spend 5 hours in the camera thing again"
Spent a bit disassembling a cat feeder to try and get it working again, and despite how frustrating that thing is to clean, I think we achieved the goal ✨
February 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Spent a bit disassembling a cat feeder to try and get it working again, and despite how frustrating that thing is to clean, I think we achieved the goal ✨
Me to the one who's scared of Mary, "I'm just gonna pop downstairs extremely quickly to pop this bread in the freezer. Quick as bunnies, okay?"
Mary, the MINUTE our foot hits the floor on the main floor, *comes busting out of the basement*
Mary, the MINUTE our foot hits the floor on the main floor, *comes busting out of the basement*
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Me to the one who's scared of Mary, "I'm just gonna pop downstairs extremely quickly to pop this bread in the freezer. Quick as bunnies, okay?"
Mary, the MINUTE our foot hits the floor on the main floor, *comes busting out of the basement*
Mary, the MINUTE our foot hits the floor on the main floor, *comes busting out of the basement*
It baffles me when Mary parrots back to us that we treat her like shit, meanwhile while I was trying to tote our groceries upstairs, I was fighting a black out simply because someone was so scared of her.
Like sure man, whatever you say.
Like sure man, whatever you say.
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM
It baffles me when Mary parrots back to us that we treat her like shit, meanwhile while I was trying to tote our groceries upstairs, I was fighting a black out simply because someone was so scared of her.
Like sure man, whatever you say.
Like sure man, whatever you say.
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February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Does literally anybody buy the Dole peach cups because why have so many of the ones I've gotten these past few months been very out of date. Why are they still on the shelves.
February 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Does literally anybody buy the Dole peach cups because why have so many of the ones I've gotten these past few months been very out of date. Why are they still on the shelves.
It makes me sad, how scared they are of her.
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 AM
It makes me sad, how scared they are of her.
Mary when she found out we've decided to buy our own food
January 29, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Mary when she found out we've decided to buy our own food
Someone's having thoughts that are like. Buddy, I don't even know how to explain but the thoughts read as if they're talking about me, but speaking as if they *are* me, so they're speaking about themselves, and. It has not been a good night. Multiple breakdowns have be had.
January 27, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Someone's having thoughts that are like. Buddy, I don't even know how to explain but the thoughts read as if they're talking about me, but speaking as if they *are* me, so they're speaking about themselves, and. It has not been a good night. Multiple breakdowns have be had.
The face of "child I will smack the heck outta you" vs the face of "pretending that I'm not about to jump you, but very clearly about to"
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The face of "child I will smack the heck outta you" vs the face of "pretending that I'm not about to jump you, but very clearly about to"
Me, "why do I *feel* like there's a spider near me"
The Guy that has control over my ability to sense things,
The Guy that has control over my ability to sense things,
January 24, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Me, "why do I *feel* like there's a spider near me"
The Guy that has control over my ability to sense things,
The Guy that has control over my ability to sense things,