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I post once in a while! The posts are amusing sometimes!
Just a few more cuts to go.
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Just a few more cuts to go.
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People often fake being nice, but most people don’t fake being mean. So if they are mean, believe them.
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
People often fake being nice, but most people don’t fake being mean. So if they are mean, believe them.
🎶Rams and Bears are tied at seventeen one seven
*photo*
Tweedle-dee🎶
(Joke may require having lived in Southern California in the 1970s)
*photo*
Tweedle-dee🎶
(Joke may require having lived in Southern California in the 1970s)
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 PM
🎶Rams and Bears are tied at seventeen one seven
*photo*
Tweedle-dee🎶
(Joke may require having lived in Southern California in the 1970s)
*photo*
Tweedle-dee🎶
(Joke may require having lived in Southern California in the 1970s)
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
-
Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
-
Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
Hmm, no response. Weird.
December 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hmm, no response. Weird.
Big "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest" energy.
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Big "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest" energy.
IDIOCRACY AND THE HUNGER GAMES WERE NOT INTENDED TO BE ASPIRATIONAL.
www.nbcwashington.com/entertainmen...
www.nbcwashington.com/entertainmen...
Patriot Games, National Mall state fair, White House UFC fight: Trump reveals DC America 250 plans
President Trump detailed major events planned in Washington, D.C., for the 250th anniversary of the U.S., including the Great American State Fair.
www.nbcwashington.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
IDIOCRACY AND THE HUNGER GAMES WERE NOT INTENDED TO BE ASPIRATIONAL.
www.nbcwashington.com/entertainmen...
www.nbcwashington.com/entertainmen...
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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Warnock: "Any nation that tolerates this kind of violence year after year, decade after decade in random places, on our college and school campuses, without doing all that we can to stop it is broken and in need of moral repair."
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Warnock: "Any nation that tolerates this kind of violence year after year, decade after decade in random places, on our college and school campuses, without doing all that we can to stop it is broken and in need of moral repair."
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The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
Gunshots ripped through a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney, killing at least 12 people
www.irishtimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
Sitting at a diner and hearing the two guys in the booth behind me comparing stories about swaddling their kids and for just those few moments the world is not a hellscape.
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Sitting at a diner and hearing the two guys in the booth behind me comparing stories about swaddling their kids and for just those few moments the world is not a hellscape.
Everything is getting shittier.
December 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Everything is getting shittier.
My family conferred on my holiday gift and chose death. #HotOnesChallenge @firstwefeast.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My family conferred on my holiday gift and chose death. #HotOnesChallenge @firstwefeast.bsky.social
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
This sounds SO MUCH like the pure bullshit business plans from the dotcom bubble. Sucker's gonna pop.
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This sounds SO MUCH like the pure bullshit business plans from the dotcom bubble. Sucker's gonna pop.
English: Wild bird — Descriptive, unremarkable
“I would like some wild bird seed.” “Why, of course, sir.”
French: Oiseaux sauvage — Dangerous, unpredictable
“I would like to feed the oiseaux sauvages.” “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?”
“I would like some wild bird seed.” “Why, of course, sir.”
French: Oiseaux sauvage — Dangerous, unpredictable
“I would like to feed the oiseaux sauvages.” “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?”
September 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
English: Wild bird — Descriptive, unremarkable
“I would like some wild bird seed.” “Why, of course, sir.”
French: Oiseaux sauvage — Dangerous, unpredictable
“I would like to feed the oiseaux sauvages.” “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?”
“I would like some wild bird seed.” “Why, of course, sir.”
French: Oiseaux sauvage — Dangerous, unpredictable
“I would like to feed the oiseaux sauvages.” “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?”
Wrong answers only.
August 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Wrong answers only.
Oh heck. variety.com/2025/music/o...
Tom Lehrer, Influential Satirist Whose Topical Songs Poked and Prodded America in the ’50s and ’60s, Dies at 97
Tom Lehrer, an influential musical satirist who came to fame with songs addressing topical events in the '50s and '60s, has died at age 97.
variety.com
July 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Oh heck. variety.com/2025/music/o...
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION
July 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION
Collecting decorating ideas for my Pinterest board.
June 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Collecting decorating ideas for my Pinterest board.
With a name like that, it’s really meth, right?
June 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
With a name like that, it’s really meth, right?
Arachnophobia warning: 10 million year old creepy crawlies in amber.
June 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Arachnophobia warning: 10 million year old creepy crawlies in amber.