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@shwonline.bsky.social

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I post once in a while! The posts are amusing sometimes!

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 12h

Meanwhile, in predictably bad AI summaries:

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metaphor (noun):

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metaphor (noun):

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And our first album will be titled "No Shit."

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I’ve always liked “Cheeto Mussolini”

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Imaginary Feces is my next band name.

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Solid XTC reference!

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Lady Anti-BLM

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“Points out” 😡

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*shudder*

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Go straight to production

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 16d

My Little Alien Pony

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 18d

I'm clearly older than both of you. It was 5-cent scoops for me!

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good lord what’s your sticky roller budget

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 26d

“I’ll let you know when I’ve had enough hash browns.”

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1982 Bandini Fertilizer "Bandini Mountain" TV Commercial

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · 27d

I first read that as NEXSTAR NETWORM and I think I was right the first time.

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“It can’t be kidnapping because we gave them back.”

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Beaker Trojan

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · Sep 19

And they must be in a rotating wire rack!

i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · Sep 17

Thanks for the reply, and stay safe out there.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · Sep 17

My wife and I are recently retired but have been holding off on starting our benefits. Is there a scenario where those benefits dry up, and should we start now so we get at least something?

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · Sep 16

PATEL: You wouldn’t know them. They go to a different high school.

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i got nothin @shwonline.bsky.social · Sep 5

English: Wild bird — Descriptive, unremarkable
“I would like some wild bird seed.” “Why, of course, sir.”

French: Oiseaux sauvage — Dangerous, unpredictable
“I would like to feed the oiseaux sauvages.” “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?”

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