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📍TX born & raised but not a bootlicker🍉
📍TX born & raised but not a bootlicker🍉
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The weird right wingers on tikok that I'm not so sure aren't just bots are trying to fight me rn lol
January 22, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The weird right wingers on tikok that I'm not so sure aren't just bots are trying to fight me rn lol
It's almost guaranteed that any time i start a new job I end up with a massive tension headache that turns migraine by end of day 🫠🤕
January 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
It's almost guaranteed that any time i start a new job I end up with a massive tension headache that turns migraine by end of day 🫠🤕
I love having friends that genuinely want to see me succeed ✨️😭
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I love having friends that genuinely want to see me succeed ✨️😭
Why did I dream that I was confronting Caroline Manzo
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Why did I dream that I was confronting Caroline Manzo
You know it's bad when you turn off text notifications
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You know it's bad when you turn off text notifications
Finally!! some real rain for the first time in over 40days! Now time to worry about hail, damaging winds, and flooding 🙃 #centraltexas #weather
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Finally!! some real rain for the first time in over 40days! Now time to worry about hail, damaging winds, and flooding 🙃 #centraltexas #weather
The amount of times I yelled "Shut UP Lucinda!!" 😒
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The amount of times I yelled "Shut UP Lucinda!!" 😒
I'm so sick of ppl mispronouncing Andreina's name 😭 it is not that hard yall
September 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm so sick of ppl mispronouncing Andreina's name 😭 it is not that hard yall
They could never make The Iron Giant today. Imagine the backlash.
a cartoon robot with the words `` i am not a gun '' on it 's face .
ALT: a cartoon robot with the words `` i am not a gun '' on it 's face .
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
They could never make The Iron Giant today. Imagine the backlash.
Olandria needs to let go of Taylor or she can go home. And I say this as someone who LOVES Olandria #loveislandusa
July 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Olandria needs to let go of Taylor or she can go home. And I say this as someone who LOVES Olandria #loveislandusa
The Olandria "think pieces" on tiktok are gonna make me cry ❤️🩹😭
June 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The Olandria "think pieces" on tiktok are gonna make me cry ❤️🩹😭
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ICE took my friend today.
Please tell people not to go to their immigration hearings in Austin.
They took my friend today.
Please tell people not to go to their immigration hearings in Austin.
They took my friend today.
June 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ICE took my friend today.
Please tell people not to go to their immigration hearings in Austin.
They took my friend today.
Please tell people not to go to their immigration hearings in Austin.
They took my friend today.
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Yeah, so that was a horrible day to choose to re-download tiktok Jesus Lord help us
June 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yeah, so that was a horrible day to choose to re-download tiktok Jesus Lord help us
Might be returning to tiktok 🫠 (but I won't go back to Twitter)
June 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Might be returning to tiktok 🫠 (but I won't go back to Twitter)
I'm sobbing #Texas #summerbreezemyfknass
June 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm sobbing #Texas #summerbreezemyfknass
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Two phrases that need to be retired:
“We are better than this.” (We’re not.)
The U.S. president is “the leader of the free world.” (He’s not.)
“We are better than this.” (We’re not.)
The U.S. president is “the leader of the free world.” (He’s not.)
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Two phrases that need to be retired:
“We are better than this.” (We’re not.)
The U.S. president is “the leader of the free world.” (He’s not.)
“We are better than this.” (We’re not.)
The U.S. president is “the leader of the free world.” (He’s not.)
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Texas Protesters: "We're making our voices heard today about the disturbing overreach of governmental power happening in 2025"
Texas Judge Hoppy Haden: "Well, y'all had better not have 'No Kings Day' written on a public parade float or I'll send your assses to jail"
Texas Judge Hoppy Haden: "Well, y'all had better not have 'No Kings Day' written on a public parade float or I'll send your assses to jail"
June 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Texas Protesters: "We're making our voices heard today about the disturbing overreach of governmental power happening in 2025"
Texas Judge Hoppy Haden: "Well, y'all had better not have 'No Kings Day' written on a public parade float or I'll send your assses to jail"
Texas Judge Hoppy Haden: "Well, y'all had better not have 'No Kings Day' written on a public parade float or I'll send your assses to jail"
I really miss Canada lol
June 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I really miss Canada lol
Catching up on all of my trash shows now that I'm home and omfg that non-handwashing snob on next Gen NYC is killing me lol
June 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Catching up on all of my trash shows now that I'm home and omfg that non-handwashing snob on next Gen NYC is killing me lol
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Canada portion of the trip had me bawling. I loved it so much. I wasn't ready to leave there either ! ❤️🩹🇨🇦
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Canada portion of the trip had me bawling. I loved it so much. I wasn't ready to leave there either ! ❤️🩹🇨🇦