Grease
@shrimp.dog
I didn't want you to hear
That shake in my voice
My pain is my own
And when the cops shook me down
I cried walking home
I cried walking home, home
That shake in my voice
My pain is my own
And when the cops shook me down
I cried walking home
I cried walking home, home
How do I get stood up by a professor mandated study group at a bowling alley I hate this school I want to go to bard or harvard
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 AM
How do I get stood up by a professor mandated study group at a bowling alley I hate this school I want to go to bard or harvard
Transgender daughter or Marty supreme son
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Transgender daughter or Marty supreme son
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I was a stripper for 10 years and this is the playlist I used to strip to:
open.spotify.com/playlist/0ku...
open.spotify.com/playlist/0ku...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I was a stripper for 10 years and this is the playlist I used to strip to:
open.spotify.com/playlist/0ku...
open.spotify.com/playlist/0ku...
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Going on a date with another person in their mid-20s and I gotta get my cover story straight. I grew up watching Hannah Montana and High School Musical probably. I was a child during the financial crisis I assume. I lost my virginity during uhhhh Zootopia
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Going on a date with another person in their mid-20s and I gotta get my cover story straight. I grew up watching Hannah Montana and High School Musical probably. I was a child during the financial crisis I assume. I lost my virginity during uhhhh Zootopia
I’m loving the city. So pretty on Christmas. Gonna have to go back to demoin sometime again!
December 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m loving the city. So pretty on Christmas. Gonna have to go back to demoin sometime again!
Winner of the stupid girl who sucks award 21 years in a row
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Winner of the stupid girl who sucks award 21 years in a row
In Defense Of The Humble Footjob
In Defense Of The Humble Handjob,
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
In Defense Of The Humble Footjob
Handing my ffs surgeon this photo
September 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Handing my ffs surgeon this photo
I’m not like other girls. I like indie rock hardcore hip hop and basketball.
Also I’m a shemale
Also I’m a shemale
September 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m not like other girls. I like indie rock hardcore hip hop and basketball.
Also I’m a shemale
Also I’m a shemale
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the lgbt community is no longer accepting allies, if you wanna hang out with us then you've gotta have gay sex
August 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the lgbt community is no longer accepting allies, if you wanna hang out with us then you've gotta have gay sex
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Trent reznor if he really liked yogurt: I wanna suck you like a danimals
August 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Trent reznor if he really liked yogurt: I wanna suck you like a danimals
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started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts
August 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts
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made the clutch move of biting directly into a block of sharp cheddar
July 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
made the clutch move of biting directly into a block of sharp cheddar
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someone: hi nice to mee-
me: i'm at least a quarter italian
me: i'm at least a quarter italian
July 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
someone: hi nice to mee-
me: i'm at least a quarter italian
me: i'm at least a quarter italian
not cleaning my butt butt during an everything shower >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
June 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
not cleaning my butt butt during an everything shower >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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imagine if Walt Whitman wrote about pussy
June 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
imagine if Walt Whitman wrote about pussy
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getting feet into me and by that haha well let's just say my mouth
May 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
getting feet into me and by that haha well let's just say my mouth
Pit in my stomach realizing I will probably never be the woman I want to be
May 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Pit in my stomach realizing I will probably never be the woman I want to be
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Harvey Danger > Wheatus
March 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Harvey Danger > Wheatus
Getting the severance surgery but it only triggers when I play league
March 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Getting the severance surgery but it only triggers when I play league
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I can’t go to my apartment because I was assaulted Friday night by an alcoholic neighbor who killed his dogs & is threatening to shoot & kill everyone in the complex.
I’m a trans woman in Texas & a low wage grad student, and going to be living out of hotels for a ~week. Anything rly helps 💕🐾💕🐾
I’m a trans woman in Texas & a low wage grad student, and going to be living out of hotels for a ~week. Anything rly helps 💕🐾💕🐾
February 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I can’t go to my apartment because I was assaulted Friday night by an alcoholic neighbor who killed his dogs & is threatening to shoot & kill everyone in the complex.
I’m a trans woman in Texas & a low wage grad student, and going to be living out of hotels for a ~week. Anything rly helps 💕🐾💕🐾
I’m a trans woman in Texas & a low wage grad student, and going to be living out of hotels for a ~week. Anything rly helps 💕🐾💕🐾