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Signed up to this on my Nokia to impress ladies. Argyle and Argos's top boy. Evergreen Premium. 1/92 plus Wembley
3 fullbacks, 3 wingers, we're gonna boss those wide areas, right?

RIGHT!?!
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just about the oldest XI we can field here

Gassed after 20 minutes 😍
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
We're two wins away from 90% of the fanbase being buzzing that Derek has "brought our club back" 😍🫡🥴
December 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
With Tolaj out, none of our available players have scored in the last 10 games. I can't actually remember anyone else coming close in that time.
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Bloke's injured out in Qatar right?
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yeah I kinda forget about Ralls.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Yeah Wiredu has a horror touch / foul / handball in him but he gets about and can dribble a bit. Pan Camara wasn't great but helped us get up the pitch.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I honestly dislike just about every choice we have.

I liked the combined intensity of Dale, Edwards and Pleg on the right side against Orient, so would go with that again. Sorinola is probably our best set piece taker, then Oseni is our only fit forward.

The rest of it I hate really
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's a tactical hurdle Tom pal not a mental one
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Turn it on now pal and we can talk about the ebbs and flows of cricket 😍
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It's more "slow" than "spin" with Jacks
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Have we 🫠
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
England saw Head nick a good length ball hitting the top of off, then proceeded to try and bounce him out
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Or not.

Plimuff's Marnus Labuschagne bags a tricky one at fine leg.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It's such a boring issue, but I do agree 74 overs in a day honks.
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
There's a bit of discourse that "we might as well have Chansiri" because we're not doing well on the pitch, which is about as limited a world view as you could possibly achieve. We've had genuine turds as owners, Hallett isn't one of them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Conversely, maybe it's worth the hit in points for us sticking with him for 5/6 games, if it saves us a few hundred grand. We're very bad, very ugly...but not exactly adrift.

This could be deranged bollocks, which is par for the course for social media. 🐛
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It was rumoured with Rooney that there were break clauses that meant we could sack him a lot more cheaply if we got to Jan in the bottom 3.

Come the end of Dec, he walked with a "mutual consent" tag, very altruistic of him on the face of it, but maybe it was just worth the hit.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I cannot see us not sacking Cleverley. Maybe we pick up results, but they'd be unlikely both short / medium term based on what we've seen. We've been so bad, and the run dictates he should already be gone. We have to win 2 of the next 3, 4 of the next 6, 6 of the next 8...even then he's been shit.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM