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In the expectation that some #pafc fans don't enjoy a frothing, bonk-eyed Sieg Heil, please follow this Argyle community starter pack to get your Bluesky up and running.

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GAMEDAY VS #BCAFC

Who tf is gonna score for us then?

They aren't in great form. We're obviously worse. They do have Sarcevic and Wright in their squad though... Neither of whom I'd resign if available in Jan

Minging atmosphere when they go a goal up!

@bcafc.bsky.social @bradfordcity.bsky.social
TEAM FOR TOMORROW

--------AshbyH
Edwards Pleg Mitchell Sorin
-Mccabe Boateng Wiredu
Dale----------------Finn
--------Oseni

#pafc #utba

Just want us to refuse to fanny about in our own half with it 🥹
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Quietly pleased for Morgan Whittaker, bagged 6 goals in his last 10 games for Boro.

There's more to that story than we'll ever know.

#pafc
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
TEAM FOR TOMORROW

--------AshbyH
Edwards Pleg Mitchell Sorin
-Mccabe Boateng Wiredu
Dale----------------Finn
--------Oseni

#pafc #utba

Just want us to refuse to fanny about in our own half with it 🥹
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Depressing bowling.

Doubt we've aimed at the stumps more than twice all day.

Jacks a waste of a pick.

McCleverllum out

#pafc #ashes #cricket 🏏
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It's a really poor drop, but England have bowled pretty terribly so far.

#cricket #ashes 🏏
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Up the 4am cricket.
Up the England.
Up the final wicket stand churning out another half hour towards twilight.
Up the 150 for Root.
Up the rabid pink arrows of justice for the England bowlers.

(Down the toddlers in bed. Stay there til at lunch ya little goppers)

#cricket #ashes #cricketsky 🏏
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Disproportionately keen for Root to get the ton down under monkey off his back here.

#cricket 🏏
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Has anyone actually owned up to being behind this yet? Honks of our former club president, right?
Protest movement ‘Action For Argyle’ are calling for ‘as many fans as possible to not take their seat until the 10th minute’ when Argyle host Rotherham.

Thoughts, Greens? Will you be joining in? 🤔

📸 @Action_4_Argyle on X

#pafc
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Cardiff, Stevenage, Wycombe, Barnsley, Lincoln all dumped out.

We move ("glide"?) into the last 16 and I'd be shocked if we're not odds on favourites.

#pafc
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm so depraved of success that I actually jumped and celebrated that.

Hahaha

WE'LL NEVER LOSE AGAIN LARRY TOLLY BALON DOOR

#PAFC
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Paterson and Dale lining up a freekick 😂

combined age of 65; combined free kick ability of my dead cat Barbara

#pafc
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Issaka starts for the Gas for the first time in a while. Hit the bar as a sub the other day. Has won a penalty tonight. Could still play a part in the second half of the season imo.

#pafc #utba #utg
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Will Jacks

Can't bat
Can't bowl
Probably can field
England's XI for the Brisbane Test 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#Ashes
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Pleguezuelo is a decent bottom end of the Championship defender who after 6 months out will either be a brilliant front footed defender in this league, or a rusty af liability

Amaechi is weird and might be actually shit, but given no one in our squad can dribble let's get him fit and roll with it.
Julio Pleguezuelo set to make comeback from injury in Argyle's Vertu Trophy last 32 tie at Leyton Orient tomorrow night. Xavier Amaechi will likely be available for league visit of Bradford on Saturday. #pafc
Tom Cleverley hoping Vertu Trophy can provide Argyle boost
The Pilgrims have a last 32 tie away to Leyton Orient in east London on Tuesday night
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Stuck the tree up today.

Kids wrestling under the dining table screaming their tits off

Me balls deep in Baileys

Missus only not wanting to fight me cos she's fallen out with her sister 😍

Family is life

(at least it is when Argyle are 23rd in League One)

🎄🥃
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
15,419 there today.

Historically, that sort of crowd for us at this level is remarkable really, let alone in 23rd in the league.

I mean, I think it's going to below 5 figures within a year of now.

But still.

#pafc
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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So glad I’ve got a gig tonight and didn’t travel down to watch that shite… #pafc
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
😂✅
Tom Eaves has been floating about like a fat lummox for about 20 years I swear.

Always scores against us, right?

#pafc
📋 CONFIRMED: Plymouth Argyle (A) 👊

Unchanged from last week! NGW returns to the bench.

#ShoeArmy 👞
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tom Eaves has been floating about like a fat lummox for about 20 years I swear.

Always scores against us, right?

#pafc
📋 CONFIRMED: Plymouth Argyle (A) 👊

Unchanged from last week! NGW returns to the bench.

#ShoeArmy 👞
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Another gopping pink away shirt
Matchday! 🔥

We take on Plymouth Argyle in Devon this afternoon! 👊

#ShoeArmy 👞
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Mikel injured, again

#pafc
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Terrified of the Argyle

I don't blame him

We thump these

Argyle 0-2 Northants
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
NORTHAMPTON (H)

Name your weapons

Hazard
Mitchell
Mumba
Tolaj

Plus 7 others is my pick. Not interested in formation.

Surely we turn these over? They barely ever score fs, whereas we've got one bloke (🇨🇭👑) who does so every other game?

#pafc #ntfc #shoearmy
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM