Shit Argyle Stuff
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Signed up to this on my Nokia to impress ladies. Argyle and Argos's top boy. Evergreen Premium. 1/92 plus Wembley
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In the expectation that some #pafc fans don't enjoy a frothing, bonk-eyed Sieg Heil, please follow this Argyle community starter pack to get your Bluesky up and running.
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In the queue to buy home tickets
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Should have gone back to 1997 and queued at Home Park with my rattle and Rockports
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Should have gone back to 1997 and queued at Home Park with my rattle and Rockports
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
In the queue to buy home tickets
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Should have gone back to 1997 and queued at Home Park with my rattle and Rockports
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Should have gone back to 1997 and queued at Home Park with my rattle and Rockports
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PLAYER RATINGS OUT OF 100
Hazard 47
Sorinola 49
Mitchell 50
Pleggy 50
Edwards 55
Boateng 44
Ralls 62 STAR MAN
Paterson 38
Dale 35
Oseni 50
Mumba 42
Amaechi 40
Ross 50
Szucs 40
Mccabe 40
#pafc
Hazard 47
Sorinola 49
Mitchell 50
Pleggy 50
Edwards 55
Boateng 44
Ralls 62 STAR MAN
Paterson 38
Dale 35
Oseni 50
Mumba 42
Amaechi 40
Ross 50
Szucs 40
Mccabe 40
#pafc
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
PLAYER RATINGS OUT OF 100
Hazard 47
Sorinola 49
Mitchell 50
Pleggy 50
Edwards 55
Boateng 44
Ralls 62 STAR MAN
Paterson 38
Dale 35
Oseni 50
Mumba 42
Amaechi 40
Ross 50
Szucs 40
Mccabe 40
#pafc
Hazard 47
Sorinola 49
Mitchell 50
Pleggy 50
Edwards 55
Boateng 44
Ralls 62 STAR MAN
Paterson 38
Dale 35
Oseni 50
Mumba 42
Amaechi 40
Ross 50
Szucs 40
Mccabe 40
#pafc
Shit penalty to give away. Pleggy flies in to get the wrong side. Barely a touch, but there is a touch.
Will we collapse now? It's not been fantastic anyway.
#pafc
Will we collapse now? It's not been fantastic anyway.
#pafc
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Shit penalty to give away. Pleggy flies in to get the wrong side. Barely a touch, but there is a touch.
Will we collapse now? It's not been fantastic anyway.
#pafc
Will we collapse now? It's not been fantastic anyway.
#pafc
GAMEDAY VS #BCAFC
Who tf is gonna score for us then?
They aren't in great form. We're obviously worse. They do have Sarcevic and Wright in their squad though... Neither of whom I'd resign if available in Jan
Minging atmosphere when they go a goal up!
@bcafc.bsky.social @bradfordcity.bsky.social
Who tf is gonna score for us then?
They aren't in great form. We're obviously worse. They do have Sarcevic and Wright in their squad though... Neither of whom I'd resign if available in Jan
Minging atmosphere when they go a goal up!
@bcafc.bsky.social @bradfordcity.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
GAMEDAY VS #BCAFC
Who tf is gonna score for us then?
They aren't in great form. We're obviously worse. They do have Sarcevic and Wright in their squad though... Neither of whom I'd resign if available in Jan
Minging atmosphere when they go a goal up!
@bcafc.bsky.social @bradfordcity.bsky.social
Who tf is gonna score for us then?
They aren't in great form. We're obviously worse. They do have Sarcevic and Wright in their squad though... Neither of whom I'd resign if available in Jan
Minging atmosphere when they go a goal up!
@bcafc.bsky.social @bradfordcity.bsky.social
Quietly pleased for Morgan Whittaker, bagged 6 goals in his last 10 games for Boro.
There's more to that story than we'll ever know.
#pafc
There's more to that story than we'll ever know.
#pafc
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Quietly pleased for Morgan Whittaker, bagged 6 goals in his last 10 games for Boro.
There's more to that story than we'll ever know.
#pafc
There's more to that story than we'll ever know.
#pafc
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Up the 4am cricket.
Up the England.
Up the final wicket stand churning out another half hour towards twilight.
Up the 150 for Root.
Up the rabid pink arrows of justice for the England bowlers.
(Down the toddlers in bed. Stay there til at lunch ya little goppers)
#cricket #ashes #cricketsky 🏏
Up the England.
Up the final wicket stand churning out another half hour towards twilight.
Up the 150 for Root.
Up the rabid pink arrows of justice for the England bowlers.
(Down the toddlers in bed. Stay there til at lunch ya little goppers)
#cricket #ashes #cricketsky 🏏
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Up the 4am cricket.
Up the England.
Up the final wicket stand churning out another half hour towards twilight.
Up the 150 for Root.
Up the rabid pink arrows of justice for the England bowlers.
(Down the toddlers in bed. Stay there til at lunch ya little goppers)
#cricket #ashes #cricketsky 🏏
Up the England.
Up the final wicket stand churning out another half hour towards twilight.
Up the 150 for Root.
Up the rabid pink arrows of justice for the England bowlers.
(Down the toddlers in bed. Stay there til at lunch ya little goppers)
#cricket #ashes #cricketsky 🏏
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Has anyone actually owned up to being behind this yet? Honks of our former club president, right?
Protest movement ‘Action For Argyle’ are calling for ‘as many fans as possible to not take their seat until the 10th minute’ when Argyle host Rotherham.
Thoughts, Greens? Will you be joining in? 🤔
📸 @Action_4_Argyle on X
#pafc
Thoughts, Greens? Will you be joining in? 🤔
📸 @Action_4_Argyle on X
#pafc
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Has anyone actually owned up to being behind this yet? Honks of our former club president, right?
Cardiff, Stevenage, Wycombe, Barnsley, Lincoln all dumped out.
We move ("glide"?) into the last 16 and I'd be shocked if we're not odds on favourites.
#pafc
We move ("glide"?) into the last 16 and I'd be shocked if we're not odds on favourites.
#pafc
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Cardiff, Stevenage, Wycombe, Barnsley, Lincoln all dumped out.
We move ("glide"?) into the last 16 and I'd be shocked if we're not odds on favourites.
#pafc
We move ("glide"?) into the last 16 and I'd be shocked if we're not odds on favourites.
#pafc
Will Jacks
Can't bat
Can't bowl
Probably can field
Can't bat
Can't bowl
Probably can field
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Will Jacks
Can't bat
Can't bowl
Probably can field
Can't bat
Can't bowl
Probably can field
Pleguezuelo is a decent bottom end of the Championship defender who after 6 months out will either be a brilliant front footed defender in this league, or a rusty af liability
Amaechi is weird and might be actually shit, but given no one in our squad can dribble let's get him fit and roll with it.
Amaechi is weird and might be actually shit, but given no one in our squad can dribble let's get him fit and roll with it.
Julio Pleguezuelo set to make comeback from injury in Argyle's Vertu Trophy last 32 tie at Leyton Orient tomorrow night. Xavier Amaechi will likely be available for league visit of Bradford on Saturday. #pafc
Tom Cleverley hoping Vertu Trophy can provide Argyle boost
The Pilgrims have a last 32 tie away to Leyton Orient in east London on Tuesday night
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December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pleguezuelo is a decent bottom end of the Championship defender who after 6 months out will either be a brilliant front footed defender in this league, or a rusty af liability
Amaechi is weird and might be actually shit, but given no one in our squad can dribble let's get him fit and roll with it.
Amaechi is weird and might be actually shit, but given no one in our squad can dribble let's get him fit and roll with it.
Stuck the tree up today.
Kids wrestling under the dining table screaming their tits off
Me balls deep in Baileys
Missus only not wanting to fight me cos she's fallen out with her sister 😍
Family is life
(at least it is when Argyle are 23rd in League One)
🎄🥃
Kids wrestling under the dining table screaming their tits off
Me balls deep in Baileys
Missus only not wanting to fight me cos she's fallen out with her sister 😍
Family is life
(at least it is when Argyle are 23rd in League One)
🎄🥃
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Stuck the tree up today.
Kids wrestling under the dining table screaming their tits off
Me balls deep in Baileys
Missus only not wanting to fight me cos she's fallen out with her sister 😍
Family is life
(at least it is when Argyle are 23rd in League One)
🎄🥃
Kids wrestling under the dining table screaming their tits off
Me balls deep in Baileys
Missus only not wanting to fight me cos she's fallen out with her sister 😍
Family is life
(at least it is when Argyle are 23rd in League One)
🎄🥃
15,419 there today.
Historically, that sort of crowd for us at this level is remarkable really, let alone in 23rd in the league.
I mean, I think it's going to below 5 figures within a year of now.
But still.
#pafc
Historically, that sort of crowd for us at this level is remarkable really, let alone in 23rd in the league.
I mean, I think it's going to below 5 figures within a year of now.
But still.
#pafc
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
15,419 there today.
Historically, that sort of crowd for us at this level is remarkable really, let alone in 23rd in the league.
I mean, I think it's going to below 5 figures within a year of now.
But still.
#pafc
Historically, that sort of crowd for us at this level is remarkable really, let alone in 23rd in the league.
I mean, I think it's going to below 5 figures within a year of now.
But still.
#pafc
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Tom Eaves has been floating about like a fat lummox for about 20 years I swear.
Always scores against us, right?
#pafc
Always scores against us, right?
#pafc
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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