Ben Belkacem
@shipbutty.co.uk
What do you need to know. Just rubbish - no need to engage - likely a joke but I'm wired differently so likely the mistake is mine not yours.
I design adverts in supermarkets but this is nothing to do with that.
Manchester England
I design adverts in supermarkets but this is nothing to do with that.
Manchester England
Pinned
The second smuggest day for exercise other than new years day. my run on Strava: strava.app.link/b2N3HZaHpZb
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The second smuggest day for exercise other than new years day. my run on Strava: strava.app.link/b2N3HZaHpZb
Tip watch. Sinderland Lane, Dunham is clear
December 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tip watch. Sinderland Lane, Dunham is clear
Goodbye June.
A 'chaotic' middle class family with problems no real people have ever had, takeover a seemingly empty hospital to kill Helen Mirren.
Johnny Flynn pulls the nurse. 2/10
A 'chaotic' middle class family with problems no real people have ever had, takeover a seemingly empty hospital to kill Helen Mirren.
Johnny Flynn pulls the nurse. 2/10
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Goodbye June.
A 'chaotic' middle class family with problems no real people have ever had, takeover a seemingly empty hospital to kill Helen Mirren.
Johnny Flynn pulls the nurse. 2/10
A 'chaotic' middle class family with problems no real people have ever had, takeover a seemingly empty hospital to kill Helen Mirren.
Johnny Flynn pulls the nurse. 2/10
Stolen from Facebook but oh so true
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Stolen from Facebook but oh so true
Just challenged the kids to lick their elbows, got them off their devices for 40 minutes that.
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just challenged the kids to lick their elbows, got them off their devices for 40 minutes that.
It's a small step in reducing waste in the cocaine distribution industry but want to see what cartels can do for farmers, they are a long way from the dream of Fairtrade accreditation.
Falling price of cocaine forces drug traffickers to reuse narco-submarines, say Spanish police
Falling price of cocaine forces drug traffickers to reuse narco-submarines, say Spanish police
Previously vessels would be sunk once they had completed their cargo runs from South America to Europe
The plummeting price of cocaine is forcing drug-traffickers to reuse the “narco-submarines” they would previously have scuttled once the custom-built vessels had completed their cargo runs from South America to Europe, according to a senior Spanish police officer.
While semi-submersible vehicles have been used regularly in Colombia and other parts of South and Central America since the 1980s, they were not detected in European waters until 2006, when an abandoned sub was found in an estuary in the north-west Spanish region of Galicia. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
It's a small step in reducing waste in the cocaine distribution industry but want to see what cartels can do for farmers, they are a long way from the dream of Fairtrade accreditation.
10 year old happier with 4 packs of blutack than spenny main gift he's been asking for for over 6 months
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
10 year old happier with 4 packs of blutack than spenny main gift he's been asking for for over 6 months
I see Santa is not joining the boycott of Russia
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I see Santa is not joining the boycott of Russia
Pro tip, do your tip run this morning as it's going to be full of amateurs for the next two weeks.
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Pro tip, do your tip run this morning as it's going to be full of amateurs for the next two weeks.
We're all complicit in a conspiracy.
It's been going on for years but we're blinded to it and all treat it as if it is perfectly normal.
3 in every 5 bananas are weird, they might have strange string in them/weird texture/ discoloration.
What do we do? Just keep on buying and eating them.
Why?
It's been going on for years but we're blinded to it and all treat it as if it is perfectly normal.
3 in every 5 bananas are weird, they might have strange string in them/weird texture/ discoloration.
What do we do? Just keep on buying and eating them.
Why?
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We're all complicit in a conspiracy.
It's been going on for years but we're blinded to it and all treat it as if it is perfectly normal.
3 in every 5 bananas are weird, they might have strange string in them/weird texture/ discoloration.
What do we do? Just keep on buying and eating them.
Why?
It's been going on for years but we're blinded to it and all treat it as if it is perfectly normal.
3 in every 5 bananas are weird, they might have strange string in them/weird texture/ discoloration.
What do we do? Just keep on buying and eating them.
Why?
Reposted by Ben Belkacem
He's making a list
He's redacting it twice
Crossing out the names
implicated in vice.
D███d T██p was
on Epstein’s flights.
He's redacting it twice
Crossing out the names
implicated in vice.
D███d T██p was
on Epstein’s flights.
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He's making a list
He's redacting it twice
Crossing out the names
implicated in vice.
D███d T██p was
on Epstein’s flights.
He's redacting it twice
Crossing out the names
implicated in vice.
D███d T██p was
on Epstein’s flights.
It's that sad time of year for many, when their favourite podcast subscriptions pump out best of 2025 episodes.
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It's that sad time of year for many, when their favourite podcast subscriptions pump out best of 2025 episodes.
Why do people not see what Omaze actually is? Maybe they do.
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Why do people not see what Omaze actually is? Maybe they do.
Reminded today of a joke I told and only one person laughed at.
Chris Rea and Dire Straits are forming a new super group... They're going to be called Chris Straits .
Chris Rea and Dire Straits are forming a new super group... They're going to be called Chris Straits .
December 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Reminded today of a joke I told and only one person laughed at.
Chris Rea and Dire Straits are forming a new super group... They're going to be called Chris Straits .
Chris Rea and Dire Straits are forming a new super group... They're going to be called Chris Straits .
Finally dark enough and late enough to post the neighbours cards without being seen for a stop and chat.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Finally dark enough and late enough to post the neighbours cards without being seen for a stop and chat.
Reposted by Ben Belkacem
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
Hey solstice nerds, sunset and sunrise don't align, so sunset tonight is later than last week. Ha - I bet you thought I was going to be pedantic about it 'not really being the shortest day actually' but no, used some other pedantry.
December 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hey solstice nerds, sunset and sunrise don't align, so sunset tonight is later than last week. Ha - I bet you thought I was going to be pedantic about it 'not really being the shortest day actually' but no, used some other pedantry.
Reposted by Ben Belkacem
One for b3ta's Rob Reiner challenge
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December 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
One for b3ta's Rob Reiner challenge
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b3ta.com/challenge/ro...
Things I don't understand when watching American films/TV.
Making dinner in individual bowls then people having to serve themselves even when there are like 4 people.
Ordering soup in restaurants and diners - when it's the main meal and not a starter
The lionisation of sandwiches.
Making dinner in individual bowls then people having to serve themselves even when there are like 4 people.
Ordering soup in restaurants and diners - when it's the main meal and not a starter
The lionisation of sandwiches.
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Things I don't understand when watching American films/TV.
Making dinner in individual bowls then people having to serve themselves even when there are like 4 people.
Ordering soup in restaurants and diners - when it's the main meal and not a starter
The lionisation of sandwiches.
Making dinner in individual bowls then people having to serve themselves even when there are like 4 people.
Ordering soup in restaurants and diners - when it's the main meal and not a starter
The lionisation of sandwiches.
Just had an advert for hair combs interrupt a YouTube video. Seemed odd.
December 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just had an advert for hair combs interrupt a YouTube video. Seemed odd.
I think they should call films what they are from the preview. I'm about to watch "Kiera Knighltey on a boat '
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I think they should call films what they are from the preview. I'm about to watch "Kiera Knighltey on a boat '
Just bought some stamps as my wife kept forgetting to pick some up
Blimey.
Please buy me a ko-fi and donate at just giving....
Blimey.
Please buy me a ko-fi and donate at just giving....
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Just bought some stamps as my wife kept forgetting to pick some up
Blimey.
Please buy me a ko-fi and donate at just giving....
Blimey.
Please buy me a ko-fi and donate at just giving....
Playing better, need a fifth or sixth
Playing well, need a second
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Playing better, need a fifth or sixth
Think someone has got Minari film and Minardi F1 team mixed up over at Film 4.
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Think someone has got Minari film and Minardi F1 team mixed up over at Film 4.
Might be up for it - but if they can't afford a competent graphic designer to make the sign legible //accessible - I doubt they can be be trusted to organise the rest.
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Might be up for it - but if they can't afford a competent graphic designer to make the sign legible //accessible - I doubt they can be be trusted to organise the rest.