Literally Just Some Bird
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Literally Just Some Bird
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Five jobs I've had:
Medical document scanner
Pizza shop guy
STEM day camp counselor
Waiter
Stagehand
Five jobs I’ve had:

Bookshop guy
Videographer
Door-to-door salesman
Tutor/lecturer/research fellow
Writer
Five jobs I've had:
Video store guy
Subway sandwich artist
Pizza hut dish pig
Public servant
Academic
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Lasd session I told my DnD group something about my birdwatching and they accused me of going "Full Midwestern Dad."
Middle aged white men (and I’m 49, so I’m in the demographic) absolutely need ridiculous Dad Hobbies or they get squirrely. I think if you’re can’t prove you have a preexisting Dad Hobby or 2 by age 45, you get entered into a national hobby draft and get assigned one. It would solve so many things.
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
January 29, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Immediately went to their website to see how much the Milwaukee version costs.
I was hyped to finally have an excuse to buy a horn gun
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My wife, taking a call FROM TurboTax support in the next room: "No, no, nyet, nein, no. Naughty robot, let me talk to a person."
February 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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🎉To celebrate my first 1,000 users on Bluesky, I am giving away one set of Nebula Flourite Chessex lab dice from #DarkElfDice! For a chance to win, like, repost, and follow me and @darkelfdice.com!🎉

#Dice #DiceGoblin #TTRPG #DiceHoard #Pathfinder2e #DND5e #DND #Giveaway #Chessex
January 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
1. Detroit Institute of Art
2. The Henry Ford (Dearborn, MI) [note: a museum of industry and culture, named for but not specifically about the noted antisemite]
3. American Museum of Natural History (NYC)
"Hey Bluesky, what are three of your favorite museums?"

Here's mine:

1. Joslyn Art Museum (Omaha)
2. Durham Museum (Omaha)
3. Field Museum (Chicago)'

Yeah, it's very regionally slanted, but 1) they're good museums Bront, 2) I am too tired for non-core memories, and 3) it's "three of my favorites"
1. National Gallery of Art, DC
2. Musée Maillol, Paris
3. Philadelphia Museum of Fine Art
October 10, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Workers for the Audubon Society are going on strike to protest unfair labor practices. Contribute to the strike fund here: gofund.me/806079c6
Support Bird Union Members on Strike, organized by Hannah Waters
My name is Hannah Waters and I’m a former member of the Bird Union-CWA Local 1180 a… Hannah Waters needs your support for Support Bird Union Members on Strike
gofund.me
August 22, 2024 at 2:31 PM
July 5, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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from the bottom of my heart
June 26, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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reskeet if u love sandwiches
The haters said we wouldn't make it. "You'll stop at five sandwiches," they said. "No one wants to read about sandwiches," they said. Well EAT SHIT haters that definitely exist: WE HAVE REACHED 100!!!! with a weird... austrian... snack. buttondown.email/theswordandt...
Notable Sandwiches #100: Kaisers Jagdproviant
Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the series where I drag my long-suffering editor David Swanson through the bizarro, shifting sands of Wikipedia’s List of...
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June 14, 2024 at 8:12 PM
If nothing else, #ai has cornered the market on Kindle lock screen ads.
June 7, 2024 at 12:22 PM